U.N.O disclosure of an interview with an Alien Being

 U.N.O disclosure of an interview with an Alien Being
We need to revive our old industry now that foreign liqueurs are banned!
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U.N.O disclosure of an interview with an Alien Being
What happens next?
Multi Purpose Multi Liner
I am fed up of quotations or one liners.
But I start with a one liner to be interspersed between Trump's Twitters.
Quotations or Twitter one liners are good for repetition or reputation of the quoter but worth nothing in between!
Now my Multi Liners come after the closure of a U.N.O disclosure of an interview with an alien being at the Water's Edge in Colombo.
This should not be taken as a hypothetical case but a real encounter.
1. One who goes and search the archives is none other than our Pope.
2. One who takes the Koran and makes a new entry with a back dated entry is a Muslim.
3. One who ask for redeem of a Merit (Kusal) Re-Commission is a Buddhist.
4. One who goes for a pee (poo is excluded by the request of the alien guy who smells like, what not?) is an Indian M.P.
5. One who takes a plaster cast (for reverse engineering) of the Teleporting Machine is a Chinese.
6. One who taps the wire or the computer system is a friend of Putin.
7. One who sends a ballistic missile for testing is a North Korean scientist.
8. One who orders an  anti-ballistic missile from America is a South Koren.
9. One who asks the closing question after the disclosure is over is an American Journalist (he is still sceptic that aliens are real) from CNN.
He asks are you really an Alien from the Alien/s?
FOX News wait till TRUMP has his first twitter feed to enlarge upon!
10. One who orders to look up instead of look down is P.M. Abe of Japan (No Japanese has ever seen an alien due to the polite head bending attitude to foreigners and foreign affairs.
11. One who digs his own grave is an old communist from Ceylon.
12. One who asks for a pint-ah (Pilsner, Lager, Stout, McCallum's Three Coins ) is our Finance Minister after the budget speech.
13. One who test a Nuclear Missile is an Iranian.
14. One who blames America for financial melt down is a Saudi Foreign Minister.
This list can go and anybody can edit or reinvent it but the catch 22 or the catch phrase is;
33. One who asks for a long term loan to settle old loans of an adversary is none other than our own P.M.
Old Breweries in Ceylon (now defunct after J.R.J),
The largest of Sri Lanka's brewers is the Lion Brewery, which is also the oldest brewery in the country. It produces over 80% of Sri Lanka's beers. In 1988 it constructed a new brewery at Biyagama to replace the century-old facility at Nuwara Eliya. In 1993 the brewery became              a subsidiary of Carson Cumberbatch & Co Ltd, and in 1996 the Carlsberg Group acquired a 25% share of the company. The brewery's portfolio includes lagers, strong beers and stouts, notably Lion, Lion Strong and Lion Stout. The company also brews Carlsberg and Guinness under license. The brewery exports its beers to the U.S., Europe, Japan, Australia and the Maldives.
The largest of Sri Lanka's brewers is the Lion Brewery, which is also the oldest brewery in the country. It produces over 80% of Sri Lanka's beers. In 1988 it constructed a new brewery at Biyagama to replace the century-old facility at Nuwara Eliya. In 1993 the brewery became a subsidiary of Carson Cumberbatch & Co Ltd, and in 1996 the Carlsberg Group acquired a 25% share of the company. The brewery's portfolio includes lagers, strong beers and stouts, notably Lion, Lion Strong and Lion Stout. The company also brews Carlsberg and Guinness under license. The brewery exports its beers to the U.S., Europe, Japan, Australia and the Maldives.
Sri Lanka's second largest brewer is Asia Pacific Brewery Lanka Limited, which acquired local brewer, United Brewery, in 2005. Asia Pacific Breweries is a Singaporean-based joint venture between Heineken International and Fraser and Neave. It has a brewery in Mawathagama where it produces a range of King beers, including Bison XXtra, Kings Lager, Kings Pilsner and Kings Stout.
The country's third and smallest brewer is the McCallum Brewery, which was established in 1963 in Meegoda. In 2011 the brewery was acquired by Cargills Ceylon PLC. It produces a number of lagers, ales and stouts, notably Three Coins and Sando Stout.