Helicopter Ride

Helicopter Ride was a dream of my life.

This was all about applied physis.

How it ascends, how it turns and how it remains stationary and how it descends  were my interests not flying per say.

It consumes lot of energy even to stay afloat.

Since we cannot see air currents, unlike the water currents around a boat one has to feel it by being inside the helicopter.

I went to an Engineering Exhibition in a Ceylon university, expecting them to show me real flow dynamics and I was disappointed.

I, only saw an old dysfunctional helicopter on the grass on its pads.

Going some years back in New Zealand, with my family we went to a helicopter airshow and booked a ticket in advance.

We were waiting for sometime and we were told that we could not fly due to poor visibility.

Disappointed, I drew the car to the top of the mountain as far as I could go until I saw snow on the road.

Got down from the car and had a few photos and waited until I could not see anything in front of me.

I knew we will be blinded in no time and descended carefully to a lower level until I could drive safely.

I did not have chains behind my car to avoid slippery ice.
I checked and double checked every component if the second hand car I bought in New Zealand.

If I remember right, I spent more money than the purchased price, on the Honda for all the repair work.

It was in perfect condition when I retuned it back to the seller.

The cost of exporting items were prohibitive and I instead, sent only my books (not available in Ceylon) and magazines home.

We retuned home safely, and I decided never to ride a helicopter.

Months later we went to see, sea lions on a cloudy day.

I took the baby walker beyond an emergency point and could not see anything due to mist.

Mist was a blessing and being a mountaineer from Ampitiya in the hill capital, negotiated the slippery slope without a tight code in hand.

It was a very STUPID IDEA crossing the warning sign!

I was much wiser after the incident.

Why Australia should ban Chinese Economic Refugees

Chinese are global economic refugees that should be banned from every country.

They are like proverbial leeches who suck a blood meal and go into hibernation for one year.

1. During hibernation they invest that money earned on projects that an average Australian shun.

For example they take over hospital refuse system (everything including Australian faeces and urine and grow tomatoes in  what is called Organic (Giant Peanuts, too) Farms and sell them back to Australians.

They also cultivate giant cockroaches and cell their meat as Protein Rich Food items.

There are thousands of similar projects globally and I won't waste my time here.

2. In Ceylon they use Chinese Prostitutes in massage parlors named as Ayurvedic Treatment Centers to cater for sons of political giants.

This is where they do spying sessions on the government projects like building a Circuits for Motor Racing.

How they operate in Australia I haven't got a clue, since I have no intention of visiting any of their brothels.

Their homosexual exploits of males, I haven't got a clue.

They know Australian weaknesses.

The Woke Culture of Biden Era is a bonus industry in America for Chinese.

Do not beware Muslims but beware Chinese smooth operation strategy.

5. They spread diseases and their personal hygiene is always below standard.

I will give you a few examples.

A) We visited a coffee joint in the remote part of the city and this Chinese girl with nasty upper respiratory track infection, in broad day light contaminated all the plastic cups with saliva and breath.

Never used a paper towel to wipe!

We threw the cups to the dustbin immediately and went to a better coffee parlour.

We are Tea Drinkers and we could not find a suitable place.

B) During the Halloween day, Chinese Boys took (stole) our  stainless steel container along with the sweets.

We decided NOT to leave any sweets in future, if there are Chinese boys and girls in the neighbourhood.

C) I was a Chinese Food Restaurant addict in United Kingdom in 1980s.

I was without a job and living on my paltry saving in UK in a cheap Italian " Bed and Breakfast" in Surrey Gardens in London.

Most of my time was spent on Tube Stations for heating adjustments and a Takeaway from Chinese joint near King's Cross was my fish and chips luncheon and dinner combined.

They add addictive to Chinese Takeaways and I got addicted!

I avoid Chines Restaurants by default now.

D) Chinese Restaurant Syndrome

This is similar to Sick Building Syndrome (along with asbestosis) in UK at that time.

We used to get headaches and diarrhoea after a meal in Cheap Chinese Restaurants in London and Midlands.

We did a survey and found that the food additive were the reason for headaches and diarrhoea and switched to Italian restaurants.

I thought alcohol (beer) and chillies were the reasons and I was proven wrong.

Pancakes with corn syrup honey in an Italian restaurant were our favourite after marriage!

When they won World Cup Football in 1982, all the Italian Restaurants dished out free meals with alcohol and I never forget Parlo Roti

Pizza is my favourite.

I won't go to a Indian Restaurant during this cricket world cup.

In fact, I am boycotting cricket in total.

E) We went to chocolate factory and we were playing games for bonus chocolates.

Four Chines boys who could not read English were trying to peep over our shoulders and I for good reason showed my annoyance by stretching my shoulders wide behind our team of family players.

We left the difficult game for them!

They lost twice and were trying to break the game machine to get the tokens.

We never saw them again during our entire walk around the chocolate factory.

These are descendants of One Child Policy of China.

They are juvenile delinquents.

I have been avoiding Chinese from 1982.

I have been avoiding Indians all my life.

They are bit worse.

I hope and pray for a fourth World  War between China and India.

That is the best Population Control not the Palestine Israel war.

F. Chinese and Indians do not have the patient to wait in queues.

They are always in Rat Race.

Beat the other guy and prey on vulnerable is their life time goals.

G. They last Chinese guy at the airport immigration was a nut cracker neurotic.

I never carry anything illegal when I cross ports.

I do not even carry the legally allowable tobacco and liqueur except only once.

I went to Singapore after my retirement and brought at least 8 bottles of wine.
6 in my big bag with the laptop.
Two in my hand luggage.

I bought 3 equivalent of bottles of wine from the store for one duty free bottle allowed.

Duty free guys cheat a lot!

Buying from a local wine store is cheaper and they have the full variety.

I dished out all to managers in the Banks, Telecoms and couple of other guys nicely wrapped in cardboard or brown paper so that they can take them home, safely undetected.

I would not be able to do that anymore in my retirement.

Coming back to this Chinese Australian guy in immigration, he was in panic mode.

I knew my rights and he had no right to RUSH me and old guy.

He wanted to clear me like an inanimate object.

To annoy him I went to deliberate Slow Mode knowing he cannot coordinate the visual display and his eyesight.

He had to check me thrice.

I pretend not to understand his English.

He was treating me like a Chinese criminal in Australia.

Of course, as usual I uttered an English vulgar expletive loudly so that all the Australians around me could hear me, the moment I cleared the immigration.

I had only chocolates and tissues in my pockets.

I took them out one by one.

After he said OK and let me out, I pushed out another chocolate.

I used to do this at Amsterdam Airport.

Pull out a tooth paste, tooth brush, parker pen and a pensil, until the final call message was on.

This connection plane was late in London for 20 minutes and the plane had to circle for 45 minutes for a landing spot.

Mind you a plane lands every 30 seconds at Heathrow, and I knew what I was doing.

I told the European guys next to me if they treated me like one of you, you would not have missed your connections.

This was before the emergence of L.T.T.E. violence and after 1984 I was doubly careful at airport crossings.

I must FINISH with an encounter with a Singaporean Chinese woman at the NZ immigration counter.

NZ immigration office was in Singapore, then.
I handed my passport and the application the day before, stating I need Entry Visa in 24 hours.
When I went there the next morning and it was not ready.

I said I want the passport back with a new application form.

I bought a ticket to London and handed over a new application at the London Office and told the documentation officer, if my passport is not ready by 24 hours you would hear from my lawyer.

There was a long queue South Africans fleeing from SA after Nelson Mandela came to power.

I got my Multiple Entry VISA and it was pasted on my old passport deliberately by the woman in immigration as a "tick for tack".

I did not make a fuss and landed the plane same evening.

Apart from this neurotic Chinese woman in Singapore New Zealand Immigration officers are nasty to the CORE.

It was Work VISA and decided NEVER to apply for NZ residency.

This is the only country I have not visited twice.

By the way, I would not go even  to Hong Kong, if somebody gives me a free air ticket.

Another pandemic is looming.

Beware of Chinese!

I am planning to visit Moscow before I kick the bucket.

I have to learn Russian and Russian economy is booming, thanks to the Israel War.

The Muslims want better weapons and drones from Russia.

They are getting them through third parties.

What a miscalculation of American War machine?