Bombshell-02
This is in relation to bats (not political).
We have cut down on electric lights and bats have made a habit to live in our open veranda.
This is no problem but the droppings are a menace with potential life threatening respiratory diseases which normal antibiotics cannot cure.
So do not keep your rooms in the dark.
There are other species love darkness.
1. Cockroaches
2. Mice
3. Geckos
4. Ants
They come to scavenge on food litters.
So do not use a sprayer and kill ants.
The ants are the best 24/7 cleaners.
Saturday, March 9, 2019
Bombshell-01
Bombshell-01
I need to let go few political bombshells before winding off here.
I was trying to delete items not relevant but found it very difficult.
All of them were written with educational or research value.
The deletion at current rate is one out of 30.
The reason for deletion is to deprive Senile and Demented local politicians of any new ideas to "jib and jab".
Our politicians do only jibbing and jabbing and they are only relevant to their behaviour and not at all for the voters.
For example think of Premadasa, the Senior and Senile Vasu and compare their political contributions.
Mr. Premadasa's contribution is enormous including upsetting the "Apple Cart of the UNP" and breeding young blood (only exception is his son).
Of course RW is destroying the will of the people with inaction and self defeat.
In the case of Vasu, no contribution but "Bone or Borne Sucker" of the public coffers.
I think without him parliament can function uninterruptedly for at least two hours.
The saving on electricity alone can make a lifetime pension for him.
I have identified one and Old Dinesh fall into his fold.
We must get rid of them come next time round and elect "young blood" .
We cannot wait till they "Kick the Bucket".
I need to let go few political bombshells before winding off here.
I was trying to delete items not relevant but found it very difficult.
All of them were written with educational or research value.
The deletion at current rate is one out of 30.
The reason for deletion is to deprive Senile and Demented local politicians of any new ideas to "jib and jab".
Our politicians do only jibbing and jabbing and they are only relevant to their behaviour and not at all for the voters.
For example think of Premadasa, the Senior and Senile Vasu and compare their political contributions.
Mr. Premadasa's contribution is enormous including upsetting the "Apple Cart of the UNP" and breeding young blood (only exception is his son).
Of course RW is destroying the will of the people with inaction and self defeat.
In the case of Vasu, no contribution but "Bone or Borne Sucker" of the public coffers.
I think without him parliament can function uninterruptedly for at least two hours.
The saving on electricity alone can make a lifetime pension for him.
I have identified one and Old Dinesh fall into his fold.
We must get rid of them come next time round and elect "young blood" .
We cannot wait till they "Kick the Bucket".
Physics at Random
Physics at Random
The angle of dangle of a clock is proportionate to the length of the pendulum.
The corollary is;
The angle of dangle of the cock is proportionate to the length of the cock.
The nub theory is all based around the angle of your baby's nub.
If the nub is pointing upwards, at an angle of more than 30 degrees to the spine, the baby is likely to be a boy. If it's pointing downwards, straight out or upwards at an angle of under 30 degrees, the chances are you're having a girl.
Some people also say that the length and shape of the nub can give you a clue about your baby's sex, with a forked shape at the end of the genital tubercle suggesting it's a girl and a shadow at the end indicating that it's a boy, but there's no hard evidence to support this.
The angle of dangle of a clock is proportionate to the length of the pendulum.
The corollary is;
The angle of dangle of the cock is proportionate to the length of the cock.
The nub theory is all based around the angle of your baby's nub.
If the nub is pointing upwards, at an angle of more than 30 degrees to the spine, the baby is likely to be a boy. If it's pointing downwards, straight out or upwards at an angle of under 30 degrees, the chances are you're having a girl.
Some people also say that the length and shape of the nub can give you a clue about your baby's sex, with a forked shape at the end of the genital tubercle suggesting it's a girl and a shadow at the end indicating that it's a boy, but there's no hard evidence to support this.
Failed Taking Over Control of Mosquito Strategy
Failed
Taking Over Control of Mosquito Strategy
A
smart mosquito called in an important political conference.
His
bone of contention was that it a mosquito right violation, getting
killed in the middle of a feast.
Only
humans kill them and all the other animals simply oblige.
The
elder mosquitoes asked to plan a defense strategy.
This
is how its went.
1.
Start a Research Project.
2.
Hijack a human being for study.
3.
Find an anesthetic injection just like the anticoagulant that the
mosquito injects with its saliva.
4.
Make it more potent so that human goes into deep sleep
instantaneously.
They
could not make it potent enough.
5.
The decision was to go in swarms (teams) of ten to twenty.
6.
The first batch was send to the parliament.
The
reason was most of them sleep while on sessions.
7.
None of them returned.
Guess
why?
8.
All of them got drunk which was made worse by the additive effect of
the anesthetic in their system.
The
corollary of this is, if YOU have a problem with mosquitoes have a big
booze and go to sleep.
Our
anesthetic is more powerful than what mosquitoes found.
10.
Their research team is still working on anti-doping (alcohol) recipe.
Interestingly
Good Governance has already found a doping drug to stop all
investigations of corruption!
Kandy Traffic Jams and One Way Traffic
Kandy
Traffic Jams and One Way Traffic
Current Governor has gone NUTS.
I hope we keep him until the election is over, when UNP can have a field day without campaigning
I have to dispense this before a life is lost in Kandy due to One Way System.
I hope we keep him until the election is over, when UNP can have a field day without campaigning
I have to dispense this before a life is lost in Kandy due to One Way System.
In
the beginning of this year mother and two children were run over by
the train, and lost their life even without the ONE WAY SYSTEM.
When
we had One Way (which I strongly opposed then) some time back they
reverted to the old system after loss of over 8 lives, all run over by the
train.
The
5 kilometer railway track from Kandy to Panideniya is not protected
by proper level crossings.
I
give thanks to the Kandy Police on the Beat (not the higher officers -
I have never seen a higher officer on the road any way), if not for
them we would have lost a student or teacher by now by accident.
They are doing a yeoman service!
Mind
you this change is after 3 P.M. and most students have left the city
but still a large number of students are in the city attending
various academies.
This
decision is unscientific.
When
One Way a vehicle takes 15 minutes to cover the 5 kilometers stretch and
there after, it is snail space due to “Bottle Neck” at Peradeniya
and Gannoruwa (by the way, Gannoruwa by pass is not used for
diversion).
There
is no saving of time BUT add to congestion near Galaha Junction and
Peradeniya.
I
can go on but my reason for writing this is to SAVE LIFE.
When
one way is on, crossing the road is a death trap for people living on
both sides of the road.
The
only valuable public place is the Court Complex.
It
does not serve people who come to court in the morning from Kandy.
It
does serve 50% of the workers after work who proceed towards
Peradeniya.
The
other 50% who move towards Kandy have to risk their life crossing the
road to reach the old road.
There
any many more reasons including economic loss to some traders,
including three wheeler drivers.
It
not scientific but a RANK STUPID IDEA.
Hope
before few lives are lost we go back to the old ways and do a proper survey
to prevent bottle necks and congestion.
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