Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Jumping Frogs, Hanging Bats, Boxing Foxes, Night Time Kalawaddas (Ceylon Civets)and Minee Moras (Killer Sharks)


Jumping Frogs, Hanging Bats, Boxing Foxes, Night Time Kalawaddas (Ceylon Civets)and Minee Moras (Killer Sharks)


If you think I m talking about Animal Rights you are sadly mistaken.



1. Jumping Frogs

This is about their analogy to out practicing politicians and their cohorts.

Once the parliament is dissolved or before it is dissolved these animals will start jumping exercises that will nominate them for the Olympic Medals.

They do not have credence or principles.



2. Hanging Bats

Hanging bats are the secretaries to the ministries, directors and the commissioners who are marking time to hang on to a money tree.



3. Boxing Foxes

Boxing Foxes are the ones doing all the shadow boxing and claiming the financial titles and gains.



4. Kalawaddas (Ceylon Civets)

Kalawaddas are the new rich Local Mafia who operate at night time with shady dealing and drug trafficking.

Former Defense Chief has no control over them even though they were his pets unlike the one who lost the mantle who cared for sharks.



5. Minee Moras (Killer Sharks)

Minee Moras (Killer Sharks) were released to the sea under environmental protection decree until such time, the need arises to eliminate the threatening political rivals or journalist or political sharks.


The reader is free to add anymore varieties as may be necessary to describe the local politicians especially in the South, except the our Paraya (stray) dogs who are protected by international law of bills and rights to exist scavenging the leftovers, if there are any left.