1.
Share your spirits (on a bust of a teenager) but not my bust.
2.
If you cannot sleep (in a slowly plying Sri-Lankan bus) on a bus you sure will
die of boredom.
3.
Clown and Jokers are abundant in Sri-Lankan politics but the real
difficulty is one cannot reckon whether they are on the left or on
the right.
3.
Doctor without laughter is ready for his funeral.
4. A
man without laughter is sitting on his grave.
5.
Neat hair cut brings the bad memories back, so don't cut your hair!
6.
Good head massage brings the good times back, so don't be stingy when
paying for one.
7.
Long hair is useful when one wants to hang on.
8.
Sure way to shrink one's brain is to wear a hat since the hat is
always bigger than the brain.
9.
One who has a shrinking brain should take up politics immediately as a profession, since there is enough room for another mad hatter.
10.
'Reentry or rear entry in politics', akin to reborn twice in one
life, just like two birth certificates for the price of one.
