Dream-04 and its interpretation from Heaven

This dream was not exciting to say the least but it's interpretation by Maha Brahma was exciting.

We were going on a trip to Anuradhapura in a bus load of devotees and I was the bus driver.

We alighted ourselves from the bus for some ripe mangoes along the road side and everybody was busy eating mangoes.

When we returned one had a slight headache and the conductor open the First Aid Box for Panadol and to his surprise there was a little cobra inside the box. 

Then we looked around there were many little cobras in the bus and a slight commotion ensued and I was woken up.

Woken up, I looked under my bed and I found my dog sleeping and no cobras.

The I remember, the day before there was a little cobra (second time I saw it) in the hospital premises and everybody was blocking its exit route.

I told them even though it is a small guy, the poison is the same let it ease itself to his own safety from the humans and went on my business (no business these days).

So this was nothing exciting and there was an antecedent incident but I was puzzled, how come inside a First Aid Box and the setting was pious devotional expedition with mango tasting (Mango Friends -Ammba Yahaluwas).

In any case worth an interpretation of high order.

Posted it by email and I got a audio alert from AOL (Any Old Lady) with Maha himself calling.

I do not know how AOL got Maha's voice (really his assistant's and Maha is still on a not-American holiday) but true to American discoveries of the universe and beyond, I too got excited.

Then I discovered Maha was more excited than me having received my email.

I asked him why the hell or heaven he has given his voice to AOL.

He said he did not give it but American Secret Service has cracked the Heavenly Code and he is aware of it but no damage done to heaven since no American in the current century including Secret Service will get to heaven, the the way they are bombing the Middle East and there is some agreement with Hell to make a special American Cell in an island like where Srauss Khan was incarcerated for his pleasures on Earth.

Then he got to his business.

Interpretation.

He said this was a good one.

Why?

In time to come cobras are going to be priceless animals and anybody breeding them get an American Scholarship.

To make anti-venom I believe?

No Stupid.

In time to come Americans will be like the Old Wild West again and everybody who is somebody is a Bank Robber, not with guns but with plastic cards.

I don't get your point.

The Linux hackers in America have perfected a card that can break any PIN number in ten seconds. 

It is like a master key you know?

The card has a microchip with wireless connection to a server and the server in ten seconds cracks a PIN number at random and the robber get away with money or a free transaction to Libya instantly.

Libya?

Yes now Libya is American.

Don't you realize this is futuristic?

Or I see your point.

There is no connection with any cobra there.

Wait. wait, till I come to that point.

If the transaction is not completed in another 5 seconds, a cobra comes and sting the robber.

From where does the cobra come from?

From the till and one can put only two fingers to collect the dollars and no gloves allowed and when you fiddle you actually tickle the cobra's hood.

He has no option but to sting.

That is no problem no.

You go to the nearest American hospital and get the anti-venom saying the sting was from his or her pet cobra.

No it is not that easy to get cobra anti-venom.

There is a hospital protocol.

1. First you have to get Visa Clearance.

2. Then you have to get FIB Clearance

3. Then you have to get Bank Clearance

4. Doctors Clearance

5. Pharmacist Clearance

6. Allergy Clearance

7. Nurses (qualified to give anti venom) Clearance

8. Repeat and repeat of Bank Clearance or Insurance Clearance, whether able to pay the hospital bill.

My goodness this takes time and by that time he will be in deep coma!

Yes, yes.

Then only the hospital can claim benefits for the Emergency Treatment from Obama Health Package Revisited.

What is the price of anti-venom?

It is like liquid gold and only a rich American can buy not a bank robber. 

Oh, I see.

I got to go.

See you soon with my next dream probably not winning the industrial action and I will be seeing day dreams, anyway.

The things I expect but blog Mangers / Adminstrators won't let me do

First of all let me tell some good things about all free blogs

1. Giving a free space in the blog is like giving water (to a stranger who is lost and stranded in the big world) and oxygen without which we cannot live.

Thanks a lot for that in spite of lot of advertising.

2. Secondly what they offer is html page with the code behind and I do not have have to have a html editor of my own.

In fact it is cloud computing.

3. Print industry (daily papers) never give this opportunity of freedom of expression (without vulgarity of course) to a stranger who has a different point of view.
They have some taboos, may be religion, may be race and many more hidden commercial agenda.

4. Like minded people get together spontaneously and one has to encounter opposition too.

5. In a world where people tend to get isolated and segregated this is a good outlet they have.
But remember only 10% use this and nearly 90% in the third world have no access or access which is very slow and poor.

6. For me this open up educational activity and apart from some satire I cannot use this type of activity in academic setup where there is some restriction, pomposity and arrogance.

7. Light humour is essential ingredient for healthy life and in countries where one party dominates and opposition view is surpassed this is the only avenue one has to dissipate inbuilt anger and frustration.

8. Email is a clumsy way to communicate but and is almost one to one and / or one to many where many is abused and junk mail is the result. 

Sometime one need anonymity to express a view that is suppressed and one cannot do that with email.

9. There is spell checker, colour and standard formatting and sometime ability include images which is sufficient for word possessing.

10. It gives comment space and above all it gives statistics which is very encouraging to see how many are with the same or opposite line of thinking.

Now let me tell you things that I would like them to include

1. Blogging is possible with one having all the senses intact for communication. 

Blind person cannot start a blog without some handicap.

I prefer an audio output for them, something similar to skype linked to the blog page.

2. Translation to at least the native language of the writer/s (Sinhala and Tamil). 

This will prevent abuse which I have seen in religious and racial nature at a different site.

3. There should be editorial control if something of that nature happens. At least there should be random checking and reference to comments and avoid political nature of the contents.

4. What I want very much is the ability to rearrange the content into either chapters or categories. 

Blogging is a random process and little thought is given at first. With comments and time it grows into some identifiable themes. 

When the contents are mature they should be put into themes with some identification tags or designs.

5. They should introduce cross-reference capability with links to private (one's own publications within the site and outside the site) and public (external links) publications with similar categories or items.

6. Then the blog site should thinks if it is bringing more interactivity to the site and should make print form available for reading (the less unfortunate who does not have access to Internet) at leisure.

In other word web form should transform into print form including braille and books for light reading.

In other word make it available universally until everybody who is somebody has an Android and Internet connection or Kindle.

More than ninety percent (90%)of the readers read mediocre news papers because of this lack of internet facility.

7. I will add to this when new ideas are perceived.