Only a Sri-Lankan would enjoy these one liners.
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1. No Hair on Konda Kavum
2. No (coconut) Coir in Pol Pani
3. Dead ants (on full tommy) on Kithul Treacle
4. Tooth stuck on a Krispy Kokis
5. New Rupee coin stuck in a Mung Kavum
6. Politician fallen sleep in a Kotta Pora
7. Prime Minister Oiling a Grease Tree
8. President singing Nelum Kavi dressed in loin cloth
9. Astrologer stolen Maru (or Sankramana) Grahaya
10. Pickpocket picking an empty pocket in Nona Gathaya
