Friday, February 7, 2014

Elephant Myths-03


Elephant Myths-03
I just made a comment on a story about a seaman who had strayed in sea for one year and survived.

I did not believe a wee bit having cared for malnourished children and adults, 41 years ago.

This is  similar to a story our Ganja Grower (hashish or pot) will give to a policeman who will record it faithfully as a true story (from Monaragala).

I did a survey (hypothetical to begin with but a true fact of evolution in this country) of how a family of 20 elephants would survive a journey (sea is mind-boggling) from Uda Walawe to Wilpattu?
With the current rate of conflict of Man an the Beast, the chances are only three (3) will survive and not a single baby elephant.
You should do the calculation yourself.
1. 200 hundred are killed every year.

2. Nearly 70 baby elephants captured by illegal trackers (but probably more).

3. The elephant man ratio is one is to hundred thousands (Ratio 1:100,000) for this family of 20.

4. Human movement is in multiples, a single Ganja Grower / Grover can make multiple trips over and over again without getting caught to our vigilant policemen, after mid night, anywhere in this country without batting an eyelid.
5. But the odds are multiples for a herd of 20, with there pace can grind to a halt at anytime, when they encounter a Ganja Grower with automatics (some are ex-serviceman from Late Lalith Athlathmudali's time-a batch 400 went missing and not accounted for).

Let me begin the track record.
1. Uda Walewas to Lunugamwehera should be a cake walk at night.

2. They would bypass the so called narrow strip of Sinharaja forest since it is crowed by human activity on all sides and the stream is small and narrow.

3. Would the the elephants get a good meal on their meal is a moot point.

4. They will also bypass Hambantota due to cricket, especially due to flood lit cricket.

5. Their deadliest route is when they emerged from Yala over the borders of Ganja Cultivation, in Monaragala district.
Please do your own cultivation, since after a sniff they shoot at anything moving sometimes their own dogs.
Elephants hate dogs even if they do not bark.

6. They will somehow make it to Elahara.

7. From GiraduruKotte to Wasgamura is the most treacherous part, if not killed certainly maimed in their ordeal to avoid human habitat (which was their habitat centuries ago).
Thanks to Mahaveli Project our elephants had to devise many ways to avoid humans.
They come out only at night.
They have very poor vision especially, the baby elephants, the traps our Ganja Growers have laid is covered with roses (sorry hashish).

8. Then they are in the flood plains of Mahaweli.
They baby elephant's carcass trapped in a tree that BBC published is the living reminder how treacherous the terrain and flood plains when torrential rains intervene.

9. They cannot cross to Wilpattu since there are so many religious activities in Anuradhapura with captive elephants parading and sending “belly messages” with their empty bellies, signaling the path is not clear for safe passage of wild elephants.

10. The bottom line is, that there are so many obstacles on their way, that if the old matriarch is there with the herd with her wisdom never hurries (or fails) in her journey through.
But many of them were killed or maimed that the younger ones who have not mastered the tricks of our Ganja Grower, end up in conflict.
That is simply unavoidable.

11. The myth that there is an Elephant corridor was cooked up in 1970s when we did not have rice to feed our human babies.

That the link with the seaman is real.

Our politicians are better than the seaman and will cook up a miracle story to hash/bash/brag, my blog post.

Old Cricketers Except D.S, the undesirable

Old Cricketers Except D.S, the undesirable

This bit is a "gossip", I made to a local paper.

I do hesitate to write anything about present cricketers except Mahela (not necessary for Sanga, with a big wag) for posterity.

They are our Rohan Kanhai and Kallicharan duo.

There is no looks like for Vivian Richards on record.

Cricketers (all good cricketers should do that) used to walk away (like Mahela) if they felt they were out without leaving the agony for the umpires to guess.

Our cricket Board is corrupt to the core like our politicians.

Politicians (even after heroin) and board officials (big mess in cricket stadiums and the grass they used to overlay the corrupt practices, which even our milking cows won't partake ) never resign!


1. Kehel I knew him well in cricket and police.
 

2. Daya (Sahabandu) used to ball SIX different ways in an over.
He was the worst fielder we ever had.
He has (probably) never scored a caught and balled victory in an international.
Somebody had to be in the Circle or Ring to catch for him.
It was very nice cricket anyway, without a hype.
 

3. We had a guy called Ben Navaratne who whipped the bail by his tongue and the umpire could not catch the trick.
If he became a politician with his wagging tongue (not the tails of present parliamentarians), god only knows he would have gone to Sky High!


4. Micheal Tissera was the best we had, he could have achieved more, if not for the fact, his buddy (best man) eloped to Australia with his wife.


Collection of these writings should be there in the Web (preserved as archives), like in Wikipedia for the young to browse.