Exit from Hell and Heaven
I have never been to heaven and what is told here is only a hearsay and not a heresy. I had some connection with the heaven for a very short period of time when one of my dog friends ended up in heaven and that story for completeness sake is told here in brief, when the current and the latest story is dealt with.
That particular dog is no more and has attained Nibbana by stroke of luck and his clever strategy.
He is extinguished in the way of Buddhist Tradition.
My connection to heaven is through an email facility, which the Maha Brahma granted me while the dog who “Exited” was acting as the Maha Brahma’s Assistant.
I still have this email connection.
There was no email facility in heaven, at that time and with myLinux Computer Connection,I established a Server in Heaven to assist Maha Brahama who is on eternal holiday. My interests are not on Heaven but on Hell where I was told by our Paraya Dog that some manipulations of sentences are made by surreptitious mechanism created by Ceylonese Lawyers, regarding sentences meted out to our politicians, who have already left us for good.
All lawyers, except a few end up in Hell, by default since the either distort or misrepresent fact in defense of their clients
Suffice is to say, no politician has reached heaven from Ceylon.
I have gone into depth, in that regard and I have written a solid software in Linux to screen all applications made from Ceylon and that act of vandalism has being aborted and Apaya Server is very well maintained. I am currently the Acting Director of Apaya Server, until I kick the bucket from this existence.
I accepted this post since, Maha Brahma himself requested me to look into that problem before, he went on a long vacation. He could not take leave until, the problem in Apaya Server was sorted out.
The current agreement is, I will hold the Acting Capacity of Apaya Server until I exit from here and I am only interested in meting out justice to our politicians who are ace manipulators of our current affairs. That post would fall vacant after my demise and a new guy would be elected at the discretion of Maha Braha, himself.
I have no intention leaving here, just yet.
I have no interest in continuing in this post, since the Server and the Software I created would last aeons and aeons, since it is made out of Linux Code.
I have already upgraded the kernel to Debian 14 series.
Let me deal with the heaven in general.
All the Gods have a good time when they are there but descend to lower realms the moment they exit. They know it very well and that is why they want us to give them life wire as merits when we dish out Dhana when one of our guys or girls do exit from the planet earth. I have no intention of letting lose, any of my merits left and I wish not I come back to earth as a lowly animal.
I wish something better.
I wish to have a full exit, just like our Paraya Dog.
But there is a caveat here.
Our dog Zimba is supposed to be in heaven and I wish to see him at least once or twice because he was such a good soul.
I lost my “temper tantrums” thanks to his demeanour while he was with us.
That is my entry point to this book about current dogs. It is said that all dogs go to heaven and very few humans go there by default. The dogs who go there also realize that when they exit, when the time comes is also very dicey. Nobody has any control our Rebirth Protocol which is automatic and instantaneous, not even Maha Brahma has any say. What Maha Brahma tries to do is to allocate the remaining merits (Kusal) or demerits (Akusal) in accordance with Cause and Effect Principle and nothing more.
It is not a laborious task but a boring task, Nevertheless, he enjoys the sequence of events and he lives longer than the other gods. In other words, he has more merits and he does not wish to extinguish his flame of good Kamma as the Boss of all Gods.
This is where bit of rivalry happens in heaven but that is not the topic of this book.
He is only interested in Dementia in humans.
There is currently, no Dementia in Gods, they do remember everything big or small. All what Maha Brahma (no vetting at all) does in heaven is monitored by other gods who wishes to take his place, when he exits. This has created some issues to Maha Brahma who wishes, some of his cohorts develop some form of Temporary Dementia so that he can enjoy his long and much welcome holiday without any snooping by other greedy gods.
He is considering some form genetic manipulations in a few of his aspiring God Candidates without any malice. I have been working with children all my life except for a brief period in New Zealand where I had to deal with geriatric patients. For the first time, I saw lot of them with dementia and had developed some interest in preventing dementia which is not a problem for the victims but to their non demented kith and kin.
It is a big pain, for the next of kins.
I have make some reference to Dhammapada here and it is relevant.
It is rare to be born as a human and do not waste that instance with mundane affairs.
That is where the “Exit” dog had put a stamp of approval of Buddha’s Teaching. This dog who was frequenting the Malwatta Temple in Kandy had heard some wise sermons in his time as a dog. Rest of the dogs including Pedigree dogs only realize their plight only when they have reached the mighty heaven.
Exit
In closing, I would repeat the final words of the Exit of our clever Paraya dog. Maha Brahma before dishing out the next round ask set of questions after exchanging his opening pleasantries.
One has to give precise answers.
Are you sure of your parents?
I am sure of my mother but not sure of my father.
This is the same answer Abraham Kovoor gave when I asked him in an open forum, are sure of your father.
What was your last birth?
Parya Dog.
Before that?
Paraya Dog.
Before that?
Paraya Dog.
I am not sure he stops here but may be asks final and for the fourth time,
Before that?
Paraya Dog.
Satisfied he asks,
How you wish to be born?
After a brief thoughtful moment,
No Entry
Repeats the Quentin
No entry
Re-repeat the question,
No Entry
Maha Brahma was baffled.
For the fourth time with a commanding voice he asks,
How you wish to be born?
No Entry.
All his life he never had this as an answer.
He closed his eyes for a moment for a thoughtful moment.
When he opened his eyes.
He did not see the dog.
Exited in full.
Attained Nibbhana the Supreme in one go.
