Saturday, December 14, 2024

Mosquito Puzzles

Mosquito Puzzles

1. Why are mosquitoes not counted on census?

Answer is,

They do not have voting rights.

 

2. What happens to a mosquito who bites a Ceylonese politician?

Answer is,

She becomes completely disorientated.

 

3. When is the best time to check mate a mosquito?

Answer is,

When it is drunk.

 

4. Why mosquitoes avoids feeding on drunkards?

Answer is,

They prefer to be sober before “a flight check in” or “a medical check up”.

 

5. When did the mosquitoes had a medical check up?

Answer is,

When the dengue team arrives.

 

6. Why most of the urban mosquitoes are not fully insured?

Answer is,

The premium has gone up.

 

7. What happens to mosquitoes when the war breaks up?

Answer is,

They catch the next flight to places where living beings with a blood meals are available.

After death blood clots and even their anticoagulants do not work.

 

8. Why do the mosquitoes love pigs?

Answer is,

They are almost spherical on top and the mosquitoes have large surface area to work on.

Besides, they do not have big ears like for instance of an elephant to ward them off.

 

9. When do the mosquitoes have music festival?

Answer is,

When they are hungry?

 

10. Do mosquitoes retire?

Answer is,

No.

They are workaholic until they die.

Why I encourage Mosquito Breeding and Dengue Diagnosis

Dengue Diagnosis or "Inaccurate Diagnosis"

Why I encourage mosquito breeding

I managed to fine a huge book on mosquitoes and won't dish out remedies to exterminate mosquitoes.

My fish thrive on their eggs and are very healthy and I do not need to buy fish food.
 
Mosquito larva is our cesspit cleaner.
 
Cockroach is our gully cleaner.
 
The gecko is our pantry cleaner.
 
Please do not kill them with potent insecticides and they kill our bees,too.
 
Bees who pollinate are almost gone extinct.
 
A Gram of fish food is more expensive than Thriposa or Samapoa.
 
Reproduction
 
This was something I wanted to write for some time but kept delaying it for many reasons including political.

When an issue is taken out of context and used as a political gimmick, even with much discomfort, I tend to refrain from taking the center stage.

One who is trained to think logically and constructively, I sometime find it difficult to find an audience (group of intellectuals in a forum) to discuss any topic at length.
 
This was something we used to do even when we were just interns.
 
For an example we were faced with a particular dilemma of a treatment protocol as interns, we would pause and reflect.

On many occasions we were sure we had made the correct diagnosis but the standard treatment did not ensue improvement or recovery.

In one of these occasions we decided to double the dose of an oral antibiotic which was only 12 cents a capsule.
We could not double the other agent given I.M and very painful too, since with the wrong dose, I have seen a few children dying (not any one who was under me) as misadventures.

Most of the misadventures were hushed up even then, since the treatment was free and innocent patients were prepared to take some of the gullible lies from the administrators.
This has become a common occurrence nowadays let me not digress.

When we did increase the dose the patient started responding.
That was good news.
 
Unlike today we did not rest with that we asked the question why half the capsules were not working?
 
Obvious conclusion was that somebody was introducing dud capsules in the supply chain.
We reported this and the Ministry then had the way to investigate the supply procedure and then caught pilfering from the Medical Supply Division and the substitution of dud ones to replace the originals.

This was big news then.
 
This is a common practice in India even now before they reach our shores.
 
That was Professor Senaka Bible's time and we were very happy.
 
Years later I came to Colombo General Hospital and this practice was rampant as nothing constructive to abort this practice was in situ and Professor Bible had died under mysterious circumstances.
 
The modus operandum was for the guys to come as patients and take month's supply of drugs and unload them at the nearest private pharmacy.

There were many other offenses (rice and eggs were meant for patients were stolen during the Pang Polling days), I discovered as a D.M.O but these things are happening in much bigger scale now and I am still digressing,  from the major objective.

The point I want to bring out is that there is very poor accountability and the procedure for investigation is hampered both within and outside the health sector.
 
This is true for correct diagnosis, too.
 
If one looks at a record of a patient who returns home comparatively well or who succumb in both private and public institutions the error rate of diagnosis is around 60% to 80% .
 
This figure has never been estimated for PMs (postmortems and not Prime Minister) after the introduction of private practice. 
 
Many a times not done in a proper scientific way.
Postmortems are avoided at very convenience of the doctors.
The other issue is that there is no proper consultation among individuals with expertise in other fields and different skills.
 
This is the salient feature in the practice of medicine in Ceylon.
 
When something goes wrong the diagnosis that come to the forefront is dengue
 
The gullible media also report them without serious investigation.
 
All what one needs is a platelet count and a slide test that detect antibodies (no distinction from old or new antibodies).
 
The test to illustrate rise in titre is not evident in many cases.
 
There are multitude of other conditions that can lower platelets.
Thrombocytopaenia is a serious condition in both children and adults.

Concrete proof is lacking and impartial objective scrutiny is never done before or after the event.

Once it is labeled as Dengue many doctors can have a sigh a relief that they have covered up their inefficiencies and tracks.
 
Unfortunately it covers up the administrative failures, too.

When a society is corrupt to the core and in effect the legal and medical systems are not strengthened to investigate and find viable remedies this filters to all the other segments of life including schools and universities and proper conduct of examinations and elections, too are left to the undesirable elements.
 
That is when non-medical people too get involved in detecting virginity when the pertinent question that should be asked is; is it consensual (does not matter one is married or not-even in marriage it should be consensual, not by force due the fact one is legally married; marriage only gives a license) or not?

Every other case of death is buried under the mountain of dengue (we have to formulate strict guide lines).
 
1. The correct procedure is to have strict guide lines for diagnosis of dengue.
 
2. Then the next step should be and when the death is contentious (not dengue) there should be a procedure to arrive at an alternative diagnosis.
 
3. The third step should be to have an independent clinical audit that is not practiced in this country.
 
I can give you an incident when medical people failed to come to consensus regarding the increase of kidney disease in North Central Province.
    They did not have a protocol to deal with the scenario.
    The dengue scenario is no different to me.

    We are barking at the wrong tree.
    Only taking political mileage.
     
    Poor mosquito should not be an escape goat and escape route for our indifference since medicine like books are given free by the government.
     
    All governments are also culpable whether they are democratic or otherwise.
     
    We need a system in place when the system fails everything else fails.
Nobody ask the question why almost 50% did not vote?
 
Simple answer to that is when the system in place has failed the very system that generate credibility is lost for ever and the apathy sets in.
 
These are not only philosophical points but these are social issues, too.
 
Everybody in power, not in power, able, disable, in private practice, in government institutions and in all spheres of activity should have a fair share of responsibility.
 
We are all culpable either direct or indirect or not in action or out of action or in the thick of actions.
 
We cannot leave it to the politicians, alone.

What is lacking is sincerity and transparency.
 
As Buddhists we will have to pay our dues for these crimes of inactivity and indifference now, not in next birth.

This is for Gnome Guys and Girls

This is for Gnome Guys and Girls
This does not apply to KDE guys and girls
 
In my 320GB hard disk I have 4 instances of the same Gnome Desktop installed.
Come December I upgrade all the 4 systems.
They have the same password for root and user and I can accesses any of the files in them.
 
I am working on few books and my little book on mosquitoes was missing.
I left the big text book in Ceylon and few A4 notes which was draft for that book.
It is painful to get hand written text to digital form.
Then suddenly found a text with 100 pages all ready in one of my my home/document (4 in number)  folders.
It was such relief.
I am now editing that book having copied it with a sequential number.
This is another trick I have. By looking at the number, I know it is the latest.
 
Presto!

I have some of these files in USB sticks and finding them is painful unlike the document folder in Debian/home.
 
 

Data Quality and Digitalization

This is in response to a computer guy who wants to digitalize everything in life and matters of importance. I have given a little cross section and at the end a political comment I made during past Donal Trump administration and coronavirus saga where I have written a book in 2020.

It is fast selling in America.

Data Quality and Digitalization 

Data Quality is not a Concept Now

I used to say during my research days if you put garbage in to a computer garbage comes out from the other end.

This invariably happens.

I used to detest meta analysts.

They are the ones who takes sets of  data from others and create a new set of data and assume that the new set is their own creation.

Assumption is a dangerous preoccupation.

It is like religious beliefs.

In reality they have not contributed a single bit of data.

So I collected each piece of data myself and double checked every piece.

No secretary was involved.

I was the secretary.

I was the data collector.

I was the data analyst.

It takes time but reliability stands out.

In big business these three are done by three different guys or girls and a single error is multiplied by three.

Multiple errors leads to multiplex of no validity.

This is where I am against the AI or artificial intelligence.

If you feed inaccurate and inadequate data the outcome is a singularly of nonsense.

Really I was against the medical data formats.

An accurately kept Bed Head Ticket with a ongoing problems and outgoing problems summarised, ideally on weekly basis and if not monthly basis is adequate.

A database is only good enough for retrieving and sorting out two or three cases with identical names.

Nothing more.

The rest becomes redundant statistics.

This does not underscore a simple database kept by a GP with regular contacts of subjects.

Unfortunately most GPS become data collectors and referral agents of substandard quality.

I was obsessed about a database from birth  in my research work but my attempt at extending beyond was futile since the responsibility of tying the knot  was delegated to midwives (mind you, there were a few good ones) who were poorly trained about accuracy, globally, as regards to the biodata collected and recorded on BHTs and the nurses are busy with birth certificates and rest of the clinical work

The final record book was simple but had many errors including the sex of the baby.

Mind you, I cracked the nut.

The global belief is that male babies are bigger and healthy, but in reality the womb of the mother is non discriminatory to the sex of the baby, if Body Mass Indexes (BMII) are compared with the sex (male babies are bit  heavier due their longitudinal scale) of the baby there is no difference irrespective of the sex .

There was no SEX difference except the slight excess of death of male babies of small mothers, who worked until the onset of parturition.Especially so of mothers who were essentially labourers.

The remedy is simple no work after 35 weeks of pregnancy and plenty of sleep and good food.

Iron treatment had no relationship and only two mothers were anaemic (excluded from the main database).

But B vitamins especially soluble ones are important and until.6 months after stopping  breast feeding.

The lactating mother is often neglected and baby is the centre of attraction globally.

 

Regarding Biodata

No immediate cross checks and sometime with inordinate delays due to frequent shift changes.

Palming the buck to next shift is the name of the game.

Whenever I found discrepancy I used to correct them and mothers are really a patient lot in Ceylon but not the fathers.

Instead of a huge database  with errors multiplied but never knowing at which particular point of entry or contact that has happened, a lots of tiny databases with inbuilt validation algorithms are more effective and functional.

It is interesting to know that, a few guys are calling for data quality at entry point.

Like in purifying water by using filters the data pipeline at every point should be narrowed so that very little pass through to the next level.

Less data means easier is to validate and interpret and understand the clinical consequences.

The checking of data quality is a very good step in the right direction.

 

Like diplomats who lie for a living every day of the week and develop fake news for human consumption, media also take the baton forward in the relay cycle but inappropriately magnified.

I am fully with Donald Trump (he with a different objective) attacking the established system which need a total revamp.

For me single voter fraud is big enough and in Ceylon it is systemic and built into the system.

My dead father in law and mother in law voted, probably from heaven, ballot papers taken there, in their luggage to heaven, if not Kamma Compendium.

The above concept is alien to politicians.

They thrive on lies.

Of course people in general love lies in Ceylon especially if magnified by the media.

It is like our 550 Jathaka Katas.

Princess Diana's case in the past and currently "now not royal" Harry's case highlights this scenario in real life.

Unfortunately the medical media also has fallen into this trap deeply and the Coronavirus is a classic example.

Can we believe the data coming from China?

That was my first question when the pandemic begun.

Can we believe WHO?

Can we believe data from Ceylon.

I never believed in our doctored (by the army) data.

The current level of infection is the unfortunate end result.

Do not blame others.

Blame thyself.