Dreams-X-Files-01
I deliberately censured or sanctioned only few of my dreams for private circulation, lately.
This not to annoy Maha Brahma but I had enormous amount of unfinished work.
Besides, Maha Brahma lives for eons and I have precise little time to spare, before He or Director of Apaya, International calls me for his recreational activity in the Apaya Hell Service Server.
Thanks the second letter is not R and the last letter is not E (XRXE).
Besides, I might deprive both of them by attaining Nirvana in this life, since if I have really finished, all the unfinished quota of work, I intend to do while alive and well and my memory being intact for those tasks, there is no need for me to carry on regardless.
I sometime think by stroke of luck if my memory fails and those tasks are no longer remembered, I have a strategic leeway.
Then no need for me to go on or call for another round of birth to finish the tasks, I could not finish.
Ether way, my memory being intact, I was busy doing lot of things on the fly, so to speak.
Having said that, the dream I had at 5.55 am yesterday was a nice one to be sent to Maha.
This dream was unusual.
It has never happened before.
I was up 5.55 am sharp, half an hour before my usual break in sleep with the alarm clock buzzing and another half an hour, charge up, and really get out of the bed and gear myself for another day of chore.
I was annoyed but it was a nice short dream.
I have accomplished one of my wakeful hour (“I have a dream type” of Martin Luther King) dreams, writing or developing a Linux Game for Kids.
I was playing it, with a nice Walter Disney type front end.
I was so happy, I left the dream world to enjoy in wakeful state.
Then when I was woken up, I was annoyed for breaking the sleep half an hour early and also annoyed that Maha has intervened in my dream state.
He has a nice attitude for me; if the second half of the dream is bad, fearing I get a heart attack in my dreams, he interferes with my dream and fills up gap story with his inter-planetary chat, he has with me.
Nonetheless, I decided to drop to sleep, since yesterday being Saturday and Kandy Perehara in full steam, I was forcefully and by default housebound and the unthinkable happened.
I dropped to sleep almost instantaneously and back in the dream world.
As it were to complete the dream.
The second time, I was test playing the game with some kids to see its childproof ability.
To my amazement one kid played with it and there was a mathematical quiz which he changed and the characters changed sex immediately.
This not something I intended in the game but the kid found a way to tease me and manipulate, picture characters.
I must tell this was done in French with all the non-command line text in French (I was revising my little ability in French) and I felt the guy did change my French text into command line.
Mind you French applies sex character to every noun in its vocabulary.
So I asked him and requested for him to show how he did the trick.
He was nasty brat and he immediately switched off the console.
I was annoyed for the second time in as few minutes as, may be five minutes (in my dream state), I was woken up again.
To see that was a dream and immediately switched back to dream mode (new found ability and the discovery dreams can be reactivated if the GAP time of wakeful state is short enough) and the kid did the same thing couple of times and every time he did it, I was absorbed in his skill in the sleep more and more realizing if I get annoyed, I would be woken up and the dream would terminate.
By the way, I wanted the game to be childproof as well as child friendly.
This went on and on and both me and the kids were enjoying the game (unfortunately, I cannot remember all the details) very much.
Finally, I got up at 11.00 am with a very relax mood.
In all I have dreaming for five hours and I could remember only 15 minutes of it.
This dream was unusual and it got to be sent to Maha for interpretation since, I know I had been dreaming for five hours and was very happy.
Maha will pick the GAPS, that I cannot remember anymore and to be put in print for posterity for all to enjoy.
As usual Maha was prompt in video chat.
Long time, no see.
I said it was very short time.
But for me no dream from you is a long time.
Why any problem with you.
No, No.
I was busy and the dreams were mediocre and nothing exciting.
But why now.
I told him.
The weather was fine and lot of raining in the hill country.
But there is drought elsewhere, you know.
But we have Perehara in Kandy and it is held to get blessings from Rain Gods and not Sun Gods.
But it is to be Sun Gods to begin with and during the Perehara and Rain Gods comes at the end of the Day Perahara, you know?
I told him, I had a secret deal with one of his subordinate gods and requested him to have 10 days of rain, during the festival.
It is naughty of YOU.
You must not interfere with traditions.
Hang the traditions.
If we had a dry spell poor baby elephants captured illegally would burn their feet in scorching, sun.
That was my rationale and your nice god could not refuse.
You are very clever.
They had captured over 200 and more than half died only 80 left and one of them is with a sitting judge.
Is that so?
Yes the remaining 80 will die of over work and sun strokes.
Well in that case, I have no qualms.
In any case, now everything end to front and not face forwards with shoddy deals like capturing baby elephants, changing their sex, identity theft and also identity cards and passports.
Why passports?
Well they have to go abroad every time an entourage takes the flight.
Do they come back?
No.
Why?
They are traded for foreign currency to pay debts.
Are they expensive.
Yes with “Gaja Muthu” and other paraphernalia like ivory are lot expensive nowadays.
How many elephants left in the jungle.
According to official figures 5500 (2009) and with over 1000 births after the end of the war and only 500 were officially and unofficially captured alive or dead, in 2014 there are 6000 in the wild, recorded on Registered Paper.
You are joking.
I am not, that is the official figures.
I know elephants do not procreate that fast and only in 10 years,you know.
If there are 3000 she elephants and one in three is pregnant and the bull elephants must be having a gala time know, making them pregnant.
The miracles are happening in this country, especially in the "wilder beasts" and it is quite possible, since it is on official record.
Then, he begged me to give the real records.
I told him 200 are killed every year and 1000 are feared dead during five years.
My estimate is only 2000 left and at this rate of habitat lost and rapid development and expansion, they will be potentially extinct by another regime change or so.
What is a regime change?
It is the time when the “power grab, power grip and power grid” change, usually 30 years, currently on the 21st annual running.
We had 17 years of curse, now we are going through 21st year of the Curse (over 35 years was the curse was spent on War Effects) but it may go on indefinitely.
It is only counted in marathons years, now.
That is not good for democracy, know.
Who the hell who cares for democracy now, it is only autocracy with a rubber stamp of democracy by crazy elections ad hoc and never on time.
Any more news.
No mosquitoes because of rain.
No work due to festivals.
Just in NATO mode, No Action Talk Only, especially for reconciliation and UNO probing of crimes of war.
Yes crimes of war, in Ukraine, Gaza, Iraq, Syria and Central Africa.
Only we are free of war but Navi Pillai and Bunki Moon want to probe us nevertheless and never in Israel.
Why is that.
You should ask Obama, not me.
Shall we get on with the interpretation of the dream?
OK.
Is there a second part?
No.
Is it futuristic?
Yes and NO.
Why?
It is related to your elections, election monitoring and computer games?
It is futuristic, know?
But I cannot give the time schedule exactly?
Why?
Your President is very crafty?
I have not have a measure of him yet.
He is unpredictable.
That is why I said Yes and No.
Yes for elections and no for the exact time.
But it is in the stars above know?
You mean the gods.
No, no the solar system and planets.
Do people still believe in planets and their movements, when probes are sent to monitor meteorites?
It is absurd.
This is the Awakening, the Renaissance, Revival of of modern science, you know.
But not in Sri-Lanka, unfortunately with science education, English, and mathematics gone down the Hela / Hell, the nasty precipice.
What is the outcome?
I cannot tell you with this new computers the the election commissioner has acquired.
Its speed is so fast and it is accurate to about 100 decimals and they have already predicted the winner.
Then why elections?
One need to spend the money and time, you know.
You mean to say, you cannot predict the outcome.
I am sorry.
But then all the candidates go and have prayers for gods, you know.
You got to remember there are no elections in heaven.
We have only merits.
No demerits.
So we do not understand.
We do not have monitors too.
We monitor ourselves well, so there is no need.
What about the computer games?
That I can tell you.
We love games and especially, computer games.
I ran your game with the kids in your dream mode.
I enjoyed it a lot.
In fact, I was there disguised as a kid.
You could not do any whetting of me know, in your dream mode.
You were naughty?
I just like to be a kid again.
Did you enjoy my computer game?
Yes.
That is why I let you play the game with me for five hours.
Who were the other kids.
They were also gods in kids' clothing.
Well will you take me to heaven, next birth?
NO.
Why?
You cannot dream in heaven only humans and animals can do that.
Which animals dreams a lot?
Your elephants, my dear?
I thought cats.
No, No the elephants come first, they all want to come here instead of parading in festivals.
What about dogs.
They have an inborn right to be born here.
What about Buddhist politicians and monks?
Please do not send them here.
They might introduce elections here and evict me from my seat before my term of eons is over.
To me 20 to 30 years of one party in power is like an eon.
But you must activate the inner self of all the voters.
It is not my job.
But they are in deep insomnia and slumber.
They are zombies.
Just give all of them “kick in the back”.
Wake them up from slumber.
See, you soon and he disappeared.
Saturday, March 28, 2026
Dreams-X-Files-01
My Dreams-XI-File 08
Monday, September 1, 2014
My Dreams-XI-File 08-Updated
My Dreams-XI-File 08
Elephants on Rampage
The dream
This was a short dream.
I woke up with the commotion.
It is not an Ali Kulappuwa - Elephants gone berserk but people gone berserk.
It was the night after the last Randoli Perehara and dawning for the Day Perehara. All the elephants who paraded the Perehara the night before were released from their bondage and shackles.
They were released by a group called “Elephant Freedom” and all the mahouts were tied to the same shackles that were on elephants.
It is “Free for Elephants” and not free for all for the Kandy citizens.
They elephants took to their natural instincts and were foraging and throwing their might about.
Cars were taken by their trunks and thrown away like toys.
The lorries and buses were smashed as if all of them were on musk.
Kandy citizens were fleeing in all direction.
Their were posts all over the city stating not to shoot any any elephant.
If they do shoot the “Elephant Freedom” they will do the same to the shooters.
It was commando type of operation.
This was something in my mind for long.
What if we were to remove the shackles of all elephants and restrain the mahouts?
Do they go berserk?
Do they return to the wild?
Do they become incompetent to look after themselves?
Then suddenly I felt something on my head and mucusy shower and a little knock on my head.
Instantly I felt as if a baby elephant was fondling my head like a toy.
I woke up with both fright and delight.
I have never ever had this mixed feeling in my life.
Woken up I was relieved that it was a dream.
I send an email to Maha for video chat.
He was prompt with a mighty laugh.
It took a little while for him to control his laughter.
You did not wet your pants.
Instantly my hand went down below as it to check and reported it is dry and told him I never wet my bed or pants.
I was just quizy, he said, just I case.
Then he said there is a political guy who has this syndrome, he elaborated.
Can you tell me please.
It is top secret, even in heaven and even if you come here you may have to guess it at play time.
Do gods play.
Yes, indeed.
Is there any bets placed.
Yes and know.
Gambling is prohibited but some gamesmanship is allowed without transgressions.
You like to hear the interpretation.
Yes, indeed.
Interpretation
This all happened in the heaven.
Almost all of the elephants in captivity end up in heaven.
So do the wild elephant too.
There is a distinct difference between the wild and the captive elephant even in heaven.
They need to be prompted for all play activity.
They have lost the touch of play time and spontaneous involvement.
One day Maha called one of the wild elephants now a creative god in heaven and told him that the timidity of some of the other elephants in full time gods was due to their capture when on planet earth.
We must simulate something like what was seen in your dream to release them from the inherent inertia at play time.
So there was a drama simulating the experience on Ceylon.
They were released from shackles to get rid of the inherent fear and were made to chase the humans, changing the roles as it were.
They really enjoyed the fun.
How come, I get to know what is happening in heaven.
It is only my connection but with a difference.
They scenario was bit different.
In Ceylon, there was long and drawn out political upheaval.
All methods of democratic institutions failed and people were on their own devices.
Like various NGOs people organized themselves to various gangs good and bad.
It all bad against the good.
However, one of the gangs were elephant lovers.
Due to poaching and natural causes, the wild elephant population dwindled and there was no prospect of natural increase in numbers to sustain a healthy wild population.
In actual fact those in captivity were more than was in the wild.
This commando type of group made an operation to release them to wild.
The plan was to block the Katugastota Bridge and Peradeniya Bridge and leave the Bridge towards Dumbara for the elephants to escape..
There were no healthy water reservoirs in the hill country and the idea was for them to move towards Randenigala and from there to the dry zone where the only remaining wild elephants remained.
They actually made it through the terrain but many of them perished.
Did the experiment successful.
No.
The domesticated animals unfortunately had a serious tuberculosis that they had acquired from humans.
They infected the wild lot and in two or three generations all were dead.
Elephants in Ceylon became extinct.
Dog Conference
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
Story of Three Sri-Lankan Dogs
This is a story I heard from a pedigree dog (not my dog).
The dogs were having a conference at late night.
The subject matter was current political campaign at night.
Pasting of campaign posters and removing of the common candidate's posters were their theme topic.
None of the dogs were involved in plastering or removing the posters.
Their duties were to give guard and protection to stooges of their masters who were doing the dirty work at night.
They were very much disturbed.
1. One dog's master was a supporter of the ruling party.
2. The other dog's master was a supporter was the common candidate.
3. The third dog was the master dog of an election monitor.
4. The fourth dog belongs to the Election Commissioner.
The problem was with the dog of the ruling party (let me take away the master part since he is inebriated to the spinal cord and was never seen on the street but in the bar from morning to night).
It had killed three dogs in a week while guarding the poster blasters.
One was a Muslim dog.
The other was a Catholic and the third was the Buddhist dog of New Pivithuru Hela Urumaya (pronounced Karumaya) killed by accident by his own master.
The discussion was related to what happened to them after death.
The consensus was that all of them were in heaven.
Unfortunately, in a matter of few days the three masters were also killed under mysterious circumstances.
Police are still investigating.
But according to the latest news all of them are at the gate of Apaya (hell) awaiting their sentences while their dogs are enjoying a welcome respite in heaven.
So now I will brief you with the final unofficial report of the dog conference.
1. The Muslim dog's merits that served him in heaven.
He used to go to the mosque with his master five times a day without failing.
His masters demerit that warranted him summons at Apaya Gate was as follows.
He was very very religious and went to the mosque sometime more than five times.
But he volunteered for the ISIS.
His quota was killing 100 infidels in 100 days.
He actually accomplished 99 but had only one to go.
His final task was to either kill himself or to kill another (making 101) with him and remain here for little while for a prayer.
But being religious he went to the mosque for a very long final prayer.
Unfortunately he was killed by a American Bomb.
2. The Catholic dog's merits that served him in heaven.
Just like the Muslim dog he too went to the Church every Sunday without any arrears.
What was his masters demerit that warranted him summons at Apaya Gate?
He missed and absconded few visits to the Church on Sundays to meet his extramarital flame.
3. The Buddhist dog's merits that served him in heaven.
He used to go with his master with a till (Pin Kate) to collect money for the tallest Buddha Statue in the world.
What was his masters demerit that warranted him summons at Apaya Gate?
He forget to put the last 7 to 10 zeros in his final treasurer's report.
Now the story does not end here.
It was a total mismatch, 3 dogs in heaven and 3 masters in hell.
The three gods in heaven (previously Sri-Lankan Paraya dogs) finally made up their mind to rescue their masters.
Could you guess how they accomplished this task without the help of “America Drones”?
You have to wait till the Election results are declared.
The Election commissioner has given me a warning that even a small yarn or a little spin by a spin doctor that might effect the final result is a punishable offense in this world.
The caveat is that candidates can yarn any length of fibs and fabrications, till cows come home, like Lanka Cyber News.
Lemon Rice and Banana
Lemon, Rice and Banana
This is a reproduction.
I did not know RICE act like a silica gel.
I am an advocate of not using any chemicals with bio-hazard to humans and all living beings.
Do not use Sri-Lankan Banana Peel as a manure / fertilizer.
Our farmers inject poisonous UREA into the stem of the flower and these poisonous chemicals are in the peel.
I have tested them personally.
I avoided eating BANANA for a long while.
Reproduction
When I was young, Femina magazine had a page with household hints.
Anyway here are some household hints on what you can do with lemons, vinegar, rice, milk and eggshells.
Citrus rinds, such as lime and lemon, make a great polisher.
Rub a banana peel against the leaves of the plants in your house and it will result in a beautiful shine. Banana peels can also act as a natural fertilizer.
To make glass coffee pots sparkle:
For mineral deposit build-up in tea kettles, fill the vessel with water and a handful of lemon peels and bring to a boil.
To stop the salt from clumping together put a few grains of rice in your salt shaker. They'll absorb the moisture, allowing your salt to pour freely.
Ever got your cell phone wet? Or accidentally spilt liquid on your television remote? If so, your gadget may be water-logged. Before you replace it, try leaving it in a tub of rice for a couple of hours or overnight. The rice will absorb the wetness and hopefully restore your device to working order.
You can use rice to clean your plastic kitchen wear. Just pour an inch into your container with two inches of water. Close the container tightly and shake it; the rice scrubs the inside and removes stubborn dirt.
Whether it's a bathroom fixture or a decorative accessory, you can restore the beauty of chrome just by rubbing the item with half of a lemon. Just glide, let sit for ten minutes and then wipe away finish.
Grout is the cement between the tiles. If it goes grey, cut a lemon into quarters and then use the pieces to scrub into the grout in between tiles. (If it's a really set-in stain, call upon an old toothbrush to help you rub the lemon into the grout.) The juice helps break down mildew, mould and other mysterious stains. Rinse with plenty of water.
To eliminate odours from a microwave, simply fill a small bowl with water, add a few lemon slices and then heat for 45 seconds. Let sit; then wipe out the inside of the microwave.
If you don’t want your cats in a certain spot in your home spritz the surface with a 50/50 solution of lemon juice and water.
After a while, coffee grounds can build up into the grinding blades. To eliminate the mess, simply grind about a 1/3 to a 1/2 cup of sugar, then empty. This can also deodorize, making sugar an excellent "cleaner" for spice grinders, too.
Vinegar is an effective bacteria killer, and you can use it for household cleaning purposes, ranging from scrubbing the tub to even cleaning mirrors or stainless steel.
Try putting a little bit of baking soda into a clogged drain and then pour vinegar into it. Your drain will erupt and the reaction helps break down the clogging. This is much safer than industrial chemical drain cleaners which are toxic.
Do you have some stinky laundry? Just pour a cup of vinegar into the washer or the bucket and it helps take care of your odour problems. The vinegar also helps keep your fabric soft and fluffy. Just add the vinegar when you start the laundry with your regular detergent.
Clear The Air. When painting the walls, all paints give off some odour. A dish of vinegar placed in the room will reduce the smell.
In addition to cleaning tarnished silver and rusty pans, potatoes can also be used to clean up your shoes. If you have shoes that just don’t seem to take a shine anymore, try cutting a potato in half and rubbing those old shoes with the raw potato. After that, polish them. They should come out nice and shiny.
Potatoes are nutritious for your flowers as well. When you plant your flowers in the ground, place some small slivers of a potato around the root. As the potato breaks down, it releases nutrients into the soil.
A classic tip for keeping a bouquet lasting as long as possible, add three tablespoons of sugar along with two tablespoons of vinegar to the water in your flower vase. The sugar provides nutrients to keep the clippings alive, while the vinegar fights off bacterial infections.
Whether it's from a pen or printer, these stains can often mean the end of the road for a garment. Not so, if you use milk before laundering. The enzymes in milk will dissolve the ink, without harming the material.
Do you have a cup that has been stained by your favourite warm beverage? Grind up some eggshells and drop them in the drink-ware filled with warm water. Let it sit overnight, and the egg shell will absorb the stain.
Use egg shells to start seeds. Fill the egg shell half with soil and the seed, then plant directly into the ground (or into the pot). As the plant develops and the shell breaks down, it provides the seedling with plenty of nutrients.
Pigeons and Religion
Pigeons and Religion
Pigeons and Religion
Yes we are all human being first and then religion comes next.
How many fanatics will understand this?
In an ancient temple, a number of pigeons lived happily on roof top.
The existing pigeons in the Church accommodated the new comers very well.
Christmas was nearing and the Church was given a face lift.
All the pigeons had to move out and look for another place.
It was Ramadan time and the Mosque was repainted.
All the pigeons now came to the same ancient temple.
The mother replied; they are "Human beings".
The baby asked, "but why are they fighting with each other".
Similarly they should be called just 'Human beings' wherever they go".
These people are yet to experience God.
Reflect!