Sunday, July 5, 2015

Mosquitoes (on an election campaign)

Please help me to enlist the next 10 items on the list below.

Mosquitoes
 
1. Why are mosquitoes not counted on census?
They do not have voting rights.

2.What happens to a mosquito who bites a Sri-Lankan politician?
It becomes disorientated.

3.When is the best time to check mate a mosquito?
When it is drunk.

4. Why mosquitoes avoids feeding on drunkards?
They prefer to be sober before a flight check in
Or a medical check up.

5. When did the mosquitoes had a medical check up?
When the dengue team arrives.

7. Why most of the urban mosquitoes are not fully insured?
Their premium is high.

8. What is the first thing a mosquito does when it lands on the moon?

It takes the space suit off for the first feed which it missed on the flight.

9. What happens to a mosquito who lands on a nudist camp.
He does not know where to begin.

10. What does it do when it meets a fellow mosquito in a nudist camp?
Check the sex to mate.
They are not homosexual (unlike human beings).


This was a Teaser for my friends.
What is the first thing a mosquito does when it lands on the moon?
He takes the spacesuit off for the first feed which he missed on the flight.
The caveat here is the male mosquito does not feed on blood but only the female that sucks your blood.