Friday, November 8, 2024

Clocks and Clockwork Precision

I bought a cheap wrist watch before I left Ceylon and it is by my side. 

I gave one to our domestic aid, since she used to come late sometimes and I said to her, if she was to remember us, remember the last thing I said, "to work on time". 

If it is not possible say it so, upfront, I cannot.

This advice is true for our present President Anura, too.

Do not be like Chandrica, regarding abolishing the Post of Presidency.

 

Clocks and Clockwork precision

Clockwork precision is something lacking in this country in workman's skills as well as in time management.

I learnt it from my father and the colleague principal who taught me the basics of it and the value of it which I perfected in the Western World.

In the Labour Era (not the current one that ended recently) which ended with    Mr. Arther Scargill, Mr. Tony Ben, Mr. Ken Livingston and many other names that I forget workers were well organized and down to earth and work to precision in London and suburbs (with the inflow foreign migrants including Eastern Block this tradition of working according to clock and round the clock has slowly and surely disappeared, with conservative's sweeping role of market reforms and greed instead of welfare society eroded to an extent that I decided coming back home was better option than of becoming a Senior Citizen there shivering in cold winter expecting the summer to sooner than late) and maintained the British economy vibrant.

It is no better here for a Senior Citizen except for politicians with clout.
 
The time and time management was ingrained in the minds of workers, then.

Then came the goals, finishing targets and profits that ended up in stock market crisis.
 
Strangely now Americans are talking about social welfare and they cannot achieve the targets of their choice in time frame before elderly succumbs in ill fate.

What I am writing is not about the time management mentioned above but about the clock itself.

That itself is not the grandfather clock but the tiny digital wrist watch of mine which I used for the the last 16 years.


Before that I must write a few of the stupidest things I have done.

The things I did before going abroad was more ridiculous
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When ever I go abroad the first thing I used to do is to buy the most expensive wrist watch I could afford somewhat like a status symbol (I once lost one of them but was able to claim insurance-that was the only time I had claimed insurance in spite of heavy premiums, I paid) and when I leave again buy something bit expensive.

This has become a liability when I come home from abroad.

I used to hire a taxi from Kandy to Colombo for Rupees 600 those days and I had several favorite and good drivers to take me all round the country (I was true tourist not the stingy white skinned ones that come here for boys now) and when ever I leave the drivers ask me,
 
"Sir Mata Oya Wage Orolosuwak Denna Barida; Sir Can you give me a wristwatch like what you have".

One fine day I was in a good mood I gave it to the driver and told him it is very expensive and take care.

This is the guy who used to take a famous films star around the country and he never got any presents for the film star guy.

He was happy and I was bit unhappy, to tell you the truth but overcame that attachment in good time.

When I came the next time he was very unhappy. the reason being his lodging was ransacked within a few months and he lost most of the valuables including the wrist watch I gave him.

This incident changed my outlook completely and from then onward I used to buy the most inexpensive (sometimes children's ones) for daily use and disposed all my other comparatively expensive wrist watches whoever who had some liking for them (mostly relatives).

This change (buying the cheapest and not looking at it) was consolidated when Ms. Chandrika was the President and her clock work activity was in direct competition with that of mine for 11 years.

The story about my clock is very simple.

One of my cheap (not the cheapest -I had brought from abroad) watches stopped working.

I went to a watchmaker in Kandy who was very good and showed him the watch.

He looked at it and said nothing can be done.


I walked in, to buy a new one and he called me back and said he can put a circuit for Rupees 240.

I asked him how long will it last and does it keep the time correct.


Ten years without a problem and it is Korean one he said.

I obliged and it was working for the last 16 years except for the brief period of one month.

I was busy and yesterday I went to another shop to change the battery.

The inexperienced girl there checked the battery and said it is OK but the circuit was faulty.

I could not believe it.

I asked her to check it with a new battery.


Result was the same.

She fiddled with the contact points then called an older lady to help and she fiddled with it some more and put some anti-corrosion oil and said, nothing doing.

After all this I told them for 16 years this worked all right and I paid only Rupees 240 and I cannot find my favorite watchmaker and I left saying that my eyesight is weak, otherwise I would have found what was wrong.
 
All in all I now made my own diagnosis.

It is mechanical and nothing but.

I came home late and I left the watch in the drawer but only after a little fiddling and thinking that I would attend to it sometime later.

So. did I find the time and fiddled with it and it is working now perfectly.

This is how Sri-Lanka operates.

Either the workman / work woman was / were not properly trained or they were trained to cheat.

I will not pass the judgment on this issue but only state that honesty has no place in this country.

The man who ran the shop with the honest watchmaker vanished within five years.

The owner raised the rental and I never so him after that not even in the pavement.

This is the status of life in this Serendib.

I am almost in my retirement I want the clock to stop lest I get older than now.

Happy People

Happy People
 
I just got into a happy mood (
Somanassa in Pali) and decided to do a survey of happy jobs.

I have listed below two of them and two unspecified jobs.
 
In my life, I have gone through many jobs mentioned here but none of them made me really happy.
 
I became happy by leaving an unhappy job and finally became totally happy when I retired.
 
So one way to be happy is to leave an unhappy job.
 
You cannot do that if you have kids.
 
To be single as long as one can manage is another way to be happy.
 
So when you get married do not expect to get happiness as a bonus.
 
One thing good about marriage is one can share unhappiness with similarly unhappy partner.
 
It is actually a good therapeutic to know there are other unhappy people.
 
Let me give an example when India loses in cricket we become happy knowing there are nearly 2 billion unhappy Indians.
 
It does not work other way round, since there are only 24 millions unhappy people on this side of the Palk Straight, when we lose.
 
Small is beautiful in one way or the other.
 
Come back to my analysis there are no lawyers, judges or bankers in the happy list.
 
I will leave you to work out why they are unhappy.
 
One clue is they make happy people unhappy.

1. Judge gives a judgment against you.
 
2. Lawyer takers the money and make you lose the case.
 
3. Bankers give you an unwieldy loan, the first time you meet them which cannot be paid in your life time.
 
If you are in a happy job make sure that you never meet the above three in your life.

Come to think about it, I feel animals are much happier than humans.

1. In my opinion happiness is a relative concept.

2. I prefer the neutral perspective (neither happy nor unhappy).

3. It is a spontaneous reaction of well being related to some volition (action) that makes the mind recharges itself but unfortunately, one wants more and more of it (food, alcohol, nicotine, cigarettes).

4. This urge for more brings in a cycle of unhappiness.

That is why I say happiness is relative concept.

5. There are rearrangements of happy and unhappy networks and chemicals in one's brain.

6. Feeling down is part of the cycle (one should not change with drugs-unless insight is lost), some have long happy periods and short unhappy cycles.

It is like day and night.

7. Sleep (not induced by alcohol or drugs) is the one that interrupts this cycle and rejuvenate the brain neurotransmitter activity.

8. First five minutes after waking up in the morning, is the most important period, we generally mess it up by going for coffee or tea (some for alcohol) or opening up an argument.

9. One should use this five minutes, even while brewing the tea, for moment meditation (react with the water that is cold, boils and makes a fine cuppa) or Metta meditation.

10. If one cultivates the above, on a regular basis, creativity returns to your life.
Every day becomes a happy day at least for five minutes.
That is the beginning.

BUT if you can be neither happy nor unhappy, that is the GOLD Standard.

I think I should list the people who are not in the lists below first.
Not in the List
 
1. Sportsmen and Women
2. Comedians
3. Cartoonists
4. Satirists
5. Bankers
6. Lawyers
7. Judges
9. Politicians
10. Priests

Happy Jobs

1. Engineer
2. Hairdresser/Barber
3. Teacher
4. Nurse
5. Marketers and PR People
6. Medical Practitioner
7. Gardener
8. Scientist
9. Plumber
10. Personal Assistant

No. 1 Principal
No. 2 Executive Chef
No. 3 Loan Officer
No. 4 Automation Engineer
No. 5 Research Assistant
No. 6 Oracle Database Administrator
No. 7 Website Developer
No. 8 Business Development Executive
No. 9 Senior Software Engineer
No. 10 Systems Developer

Construction worker
Personal assistant


Unhappy Jobs
 
No. 1  Security Guard
No. 2 Merchandiser
No. 3 Salesperson
No. 4 Dispatcher
No. 5 Clerk
No. 6 Research Analyst
No. 7 Legal Assistant
No. 8 Technical Support Agent
No. 9 Truck Driver
No. 10. Customer Service Specialist