Mosquitoes
1.
Why are mosquitoes not counted on census?
They do not have
voting rights.
2.What happens to a mosquito who bites a
Sri-Lankan politician?
It (she) becomes completely disorientated.
3.When
is the best time to check mate a mosquito?
When it is drunk.
4.
Why mosquitoes avoids feeding on drunkards?
They prefer to be
sober before a flight check in Or a medical check up.
5.
When did the mosquitoes had a medical check up?
When the dengue
team arrives.
7. Why most of the urban mosquitoes are not
fully insured?
The premium has gone up.
8. What is the
first thing a mosquito does when it lands on the moon?
It
takes the space suit off for the first feed which it missed on the
flight.
9. What happens to a mosquito who lands on a
nudist camp.
She does not know where to begin.
10.
What does it do when it meets a fellow mosquito in a nudist
camp?
Check the sex to mate.
They are not homosexual
(unlike human beings).
The following is what happens to the mosquito being after a bite.
11.What happens to a mosquito when it bites President Trump?
She (It) becomes a Megalomaniac.
12.What happens to a mosquito when it bites our P.M.R.W?
She becomes a crook.
13. What happens to a mosquito when it bites our President MS?
She becomes impotent.
14. What happens to a mosquito when it bites ex-president MR?
Her mind becomes small but body gets bloated.
15.What happens to a mosquito when it bites a Catholic priest?
She / he (no sex in heaven) gets an instant email from heaven with a request to be transferred to hell.
16. What happens when a mosquito bites Buddhist monk?
She (It) forgets to repeat its instant buzz of Stanza.
17. What happens when a mosquito bites a Buddhist nun?
It changes it sex to a male.
18. What happens to a mosquito when it bites a Muslim Priest?
She becomes a male and instantly grows a beard but forgets to wear a cap.
19. What happens to a mosquito when it bites a Hindu Priest?
Its colour changes to blue of God Vishnu.
20. What happens to a mosquito when it bites an atheist?
She develops her sense to discriminate believers and feeds only on atheists.
