Wise Sayings
Wife to her Accountant husband*what is inflation?Husband:Earlier you were *36-24-36.*But now you are*48-40-48.*Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.This is *INFLATION**Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.*Interviewer: What is Recession?Candidate: When *"Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife",that critical phase of life is called Recession!!**Accountancy fact:*What is the *difference between Liability & Asset?*A drunk friend is liability.But, A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.*An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.*A- Monopoly should be broken.B- Competition improves the quality of service.If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!Wonders before and after marriage.* When you are in love, Wonders happen.But once you get married, You wonder, what happened.Philosophy of marriage* :At the beginning,every wife treats her husband as *GOD*..Later, somehow don't know why..alphabets get *reversed*.*Secret formula for married couples...**"Love One Another"*And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
