Multi
Purpose Multi Liner
I am fed up of quotations
or one liners.
But I start with a one
liner to be interspersed between Trump's Twitters.
Quotations or Twitter one
liners are good for repetition or reputation of the quoter but worth
nothing in between!
Now my Multi Liners come
after the closure of a U.N.O disclosure of an interview with an alien
being at the Water's Edge in Colombo.
This should not be taken as
a hypothetical case but a real encounter.
1. One who goes and search
the archives is none other than our Pope.
2. One who takes the Koran
and makes a new entry with a back dated entry is a Muslim.
3. One who ask for redeem
of a Merit (Kusal) Re-Commission is a Buddhist.
4. One who goes for a pee
(poo is excluded by the request of the alien guy who smells like,
what not?) is an Indian M.P.
5. One who takes a plaster
cast (for reverse engineering) of the Teleporting Machine is a
Chinese.
6. One who taps the wire or
the computer system is a friend of Putin.
7. One who sends a ballistic
missile for testing is a North Korean scientist.
8. One who orders an
anti-ballistic missile from America is a South Koren.
9. One who asks the closing
question after the disclosure is over is an American Journalist (he
is still skeptic that aliens are real)
He asks are you really an
Alien from the Alien/s?
10. One who orders to look
up instead of look down is P.M. Abe of Japan (No Japanese has ever
seen an alien due to the polite head bending attitude to foreigners
and foreign affairs.
11. One who digs his own
grave is an old communist from Ceylon.
12. One who asks for a
pint-ah (Pilsner, Lager, Stout, McCallum's Three Coins
) is our Finance Minister after the budget speech.
13. One who test a Nuclear Missile is an Iranian.
14. One who blames America for financial melt down is a Saudi Foreign Minister.
This list can go and
anybody can edit or reinvent it but the catch 22 or the catch phrase
is;
33. One who asks for a long
term loan to settle old loans of an adversary is none other than our
P.M.
The
largest of Sri Lanka's brewers is the Lion
Brewery,
which is also the oldest brewery in the country. It produces over 80%
of Sri Lanka's beers. In 1988 it constructed a new brewery at
Biyagama to replace the century-old facility at Nuwara Eliya. In 1993
the brewery became a subsidiary of Carson Cumberbatch & Co Ltd,
and in 1996 the Carlsberg Group acquired a 25% share of the company.
The brewery's portfolio includes lagers, strong beers and stouts,
notably Lion, Lion Strong and Lion Stout. The company also brews
Carlsberg and Guinness under license. The brewery exports its beers
to the U.S., Europe, Japan, Australia and the Maldives.
The
largest of Sri Lanka's brewers is the Lion
Brewery,
which is also the oldest brewery in the country. It produces over 80%
of Sri Lanka's beers. In 1988 it constructed a new brewery at
Biyagama to replace the century-old facility at Nuwara Eliya. In 1993
the brewery became a subsidiary of Carson Cumberbatch & Co Ltd,
and in 1996 the Carlsberg Group acquired a 25% share of the company.
The brewery's portfolio includes lagers, strong beers and stouts,
notably Lion, Lion Strong and Lion Stout. The company also brews
Carlsberg and Guinness under license.
The brewery exports its beers to the U.S., Europe, Japan, Australia
and the Maldives.
Sri Lanka's second largest brewer is Asia Pacific Brewery Lanka Limited, which acquired local brewer, United Brewery, in 2005. Asia Pacific Breweries is a Singaporean-based joint venture between Heineken International and Fraser and Neave. It has a brewery in Mawathagama where it produces a range of King beers, including Bison XXtra, Kings Lager, Kings Pilsner and Kings Stout.
The country's third and smallest brewer is the McCallum Brewery, which was established in 1963 in Meegoda. In 2011 the brewery was acquired by Cargills Ceylon PLC. It produces a number of lagers, ales and stouts, notably Three Coins and Sando Stout.
