Happiness
I am trying to work
out Sri-Lankan Happiness Index.
Strangely it works
negatively.
For example when
India got beaten by New Zealand we were very happy.
When we see nearly 2
billion Indian unhappy, we become elated.
It is with Indian
and South Asian cricket umpires too.
When an umpire gives
not out, as an out, just what happened to Dilshan, the other day, two billion Indians get
happy.
In this scenario for
all us in Asia to get happy we need simple thing like Donald Trump
makes a slip in his tongue or his slip or fly is open in public rally
would do.
So American can make
us happy by default.
I am trying to think
of a positive thing making me happy like an asteroid hitting a monk
possessing an illegal baby jumbo.
This is because we
cannot depend on our Judges to make jumbos (four legged) go free.
I think they are all
unhappy judges.
That is why they
(judges) always try to make us unhappy.
We become very happy
when we see a high ranking politicians lose an election.
The corollary is
that all our politicians are happy when the citizens are unhappy with
cost of living going up.
So making others
unhappy is in our genes.
So don't come here
looking for happiness unless you too have unhappy genes in your
system, like all Asians.