Failed
Taking Over Control-Mosquito Strategy
A
smart mosquito called in an important political conference.
His
bone of contention was that it a mosquito right violation, getting
killed in the middle of a feast.
Only
humans kill them and all the other animals simply oblige.
The
elder mosquitoes asked to plan a defense strategy.
This
is how its went.
1.
Start a Research Project.
2.
Hijack a human being for study.
3.
Find an anesthetic injection just like the anticoagulant that the
mosquito injects with its saliva.
4.
Make it more potent so that human goes into deep sleep
instantaneously.
They
could not make it potent enough.
5.
The decision was to go in swarms (teams) of ten to twenty.
6.
The first batch was send to the parliament.
The
reason was most of them sleep while on sessions.
7.
None of them returned.
Guess
why?
8.
All of them got drunk which was made worse by the additive effect of
the anesthetic in their system.
The
corollary of this is, if YOU have a problem with mosquitoes have a big
booze and go to sleep.
Our
anesthetic is more powerful than what mosquitoes found.
10.
Their research team is still working on anti-doping (alcohol) recipe.
Interestingly
Good Governance has already found a doping drug to stop all
investigations of corruption!
