Chapter 01
I have never been to heaven and what is told here is only a hearsay and not a heresy. I had some connection with the heaven for a very short period of time when one of my dog friends ended up in heaven and that story for completeness sake is told here, as an addendum, when the current and the latest story is dealt with, adequately.
That particular dog is no more and has attained Nibbana by stroke of luck but mainly due to is clever strategy.
He is fully extinguished in the way of Buddhist tradition.
My connection to heaven is through an email facility, which the Maha Brahma granted me while the dog who “Exited” was acting as the Maha Brahma’s Assistant. I still have this email connection. There was no email facility in heaven, at that time and with my Linux computer connection, I established a Server in Heaven to assist Maha Brahama who is now on an eternal holiday. My interests are not on Heaven but on Hell where I was told by our Paraya Dog that some manipulations of sentences are made by surreptitious mechanism created by Ceylonese Ex-lawyers, regarding sentences meted out to our politicians, who have already left us for good. Suffice is to say, no politician has reached heaven from Ceylon. I have gone into depth, in that regard and I have written a solid software in Linux to screen all applications made from Ceylon and that act of vandalism has being aborted and Apaya Server is very well maintained. I am the acting director of Apaya Server, until I kick the bucket from this existence.
I accepted this post since, Maha Brahma himself requested me to look into that problem before, he went on a long vacation. He could not take leave until, the problem in Apaya Server was sorted out.
The current agreement is, I will hold the Acting Capacity of Apaya Server until I exit from here and I am only interested in meting out justice, not rough justice, to our politicians who are ace manipulators of our current affairs. That post would fall vacant after my demise and a new guy would be elected at the discretion of Maha Braha himself.
I have no intention leaving here, just yet.
I have no interest in continuing in that post, since the Server and the Software I have created would last aeons and aeons, since it is made out of Linux Code.
I have already upgraded the kernel to Debian 13 series.
Let me deal with the heaven in general.
All the Gods have a good time when they are there but descend to lower realms the moment they exit. They know it very well and that is why they want us to give them life wire as merits when we dish out Dhana when one of our guys or girls do exit from the planet earth. I have no intention of letting lose, any of my merits left and I wish not come back to earth as a lowly animal.
I wish something better.
I wish to have a full exit, just like our Paraya Dog.
But there is a caveat here.
Our dog Zimba is supposed to be in heaven and I wish to see him at least once or twice because he was such a good soul. I lost my “temper tantrums” thanks to his demeanour while he was with us.
That is my entry point to this book about current dogs.
It is said that all dogs go to heaven and very few humans go there by default. The dogs who go there also realise that when they exit, when the time comes, is also very dicey. Nobody has any control our Rebirth Protocol which is automatic and instantaneous, not even Maha Brahma has any say. What Maha Brahma tries to do is to allocate the remaining merits (Kusal) or demerits (Akusal) in accordance with Cause and Effect Principle and nothing more.
It is not a laborious task but a boring task. Nevertheless, he enjoys the sequence of events and he lives longer than the other gods. In other words, he has more merits and he does not wish to extinguish his flame of good Kamma as the boss of all Gods.
This is where bit of rivalry happens in heaven but that is not the topic of this book.
He is only interested in Dementia in humans. There is currently, no Dementia in Gods, they do remember everything big or small. All what Maha Brahma (no vetting at all) does in heaven is monitored by other gods who wishes to take his place, when he exits. This has created some issues to Maha Brahma who wishes, some of his cohorts develop some form of Temporary Dementia so that he can enjoy his long and much welcome holiday without any snooping by other greedy gods.
He is considering some form genetic manipulations in a few of his aspiring God candidates without any malice. I have been working with children all my life except for a brief period in New Zealand where I had to deal with geriatric patients. For the first time, I saw lot of them with dementia and had developed some interest in preventing dementia which is not a problem for the victims but to their non-demented kith and kin, which is a big pain.
It is a big pain, for the next of kins.
I have make some reference to Dhammapada here and it is relevant.
It is rare to be born as a human and do not waste that instance with mundane affairs.
That is where the “Exit” dog had put a stamp of approval of Buddha’s Teaching. This dog who was frequenting the Malwatta Temple in Kandy had heard some wise sermons in his time as a dog. Rest of the dogs including Pedigree dogs only realise their plight only when they have reached the mighty heaven.
The three dogs mention are involved in a Dementia Protocolat at the behest of the Maha Brahma. If this protocol is successful a portion of the research proceeds would be donated to “Independent Dementia Research” on this planet.
There are so many demented guys in American politics, I consider using them as my research data base after their retirement from politics (i.e; after two terms in office). Ceylonese politicians are excluded since they are in advanced stage of “Dementia Documentosa Stage III”, for any benefit to their souls.
They are better off dead for a long rein in hell. For the sake of their young family members wishing to take up politics in the future, I am going to have a Secure Linux Database (S.L.D. for short).
The prescription is not the same. The same lies their forefathers used cannot be used in future and better and more consumptive lies of global nature needs to be created.
Public Advertisement for Suitable Dogs
This for a Dementia Research protocol, both for humans and dogs.
I need to screen three dogs, for this study.
If you have a dog who fits the bill you may apply.
No reimbursement by default.
1. TheCDC Dog who is in charge of the research money. Protocol of how the money should be distributed is under discussion.
Already a Ceylonese stray dog has volunteered for this post.
2. The second dog is named asHeavenly Dogand any man or women should with extra dogs in their litters well trained by them, of course, can hire the specimen for the entire period of the research.
No reimbursement by default.
3. The third dog has to be special.
He / she should have nano second memory since he / she in going to be in charge of the Dementia Research Protocol. He can be named eitherAmnesia Original orTails (Total Amnesia in Living Soul)Dog. The idea is I need to keep the copyright of the project for myself. If the dog remembers my methodology it is a liability.
Mind you dog has wonderful memories, unlike humans.
Sex of the dog is immaterial.
The above was an advertisement, I posted three years ago. I got lot of applications but did not bother to screen them. Unfortunately, a few of them have already died due to negligence and the owners have left us for good. It is a cardinal rule one should not give a dog to a senior citizen who is at the end of the life tether.
This story is bit complicated even though, the three dogs were born in a single litter in Ceylontheirmasters were totally different which is normal for any dog. The reason being their past lives were altogether different in style. For the sake of simplicityMaha Brahma,the chief of all gods has put all of them in aSingle Will and a Single Litter. Additionally, this story came to me as a dream with minor inconsistencies which were edited by me andMaha Brahma did not have any direct involvement. I derive satire by writing this book but Devas, especiallyMaha Brahmado not understand what is satire and what is humour in human terms.
They live in eternal bliss and satire and humour are no components or part of theseJhana states. That is where, I made a indirect connection withMaha Brahma. I take a few of my satire pieces and explain them toMaha Brahmaand he has a hearty laugh and disappear in a flash. He is more interested in rebirth of beings in the universe and he has an enormous capacity to remember past births but not as good as ourBuddhawho can remember a lot.
I never would have got a chance to probe past births of our dogs, if not forMaha Brahma. To myknowledge Buddhahas not elaborated on dog stories not relevant to thePath. By reading these stories, I assure you that nobody would attain higher bliss but only earthly amusement. If you are a guy or girl onto the path or a pathfinder you should not read this book by your own conviction.
By the way, thanks to his permission, I could publish them in America on Amazon books.
Given time and lapses in my memory, I have forgotten many of the details and one can never remember the dreams in full but only as snippets, in spite of recording them in a piece of paper, the very next morning. In that sense, the reader should vary about the inconsistencies.For the sake of clarity, I may have done some involuntary editing in the scheme of things, like what the C.I.A top brass would do in his submissions to the White House, to make the story legible and cohesive. By the way, the current White House has lot of nasty dogs.
Maha Brahma in his own wisdom has produced three drops of heavenly water, one for each dog to be given within 10 days of the birth. The10 days being, the expiry date of theHeavenly Water on planet earth which may vary from galaxy to galaxy. You know water evaporates given the correct physical conditions, just like my memory.
I was assigned this work with conditions similar to the C.I.A style and it had to be done very surreptitiously, so that the American Dog Food (A.D.F) companies do not get even a sniff. These companies have no connection to what is told here.
Those drops one each were administered to the dogs without the prior knowledge of theprospective owner, before the adoption. Had this information was available first hand to the prospective owners, theywouldguess that something amiss and would not have adopted them. The scrutiny of dogs before adoption is very severe and harsh only a few become, real time pedigree dogs.
I was also warned not to tell theVeterinary Surgeon in charge of the existence of thisGodly Will. I was forewarned that these dog’s were sent here as aResearch Protocol of Dementia in both Dogs and Humans and forMaha Brahma to keep the soleCopyright withHeavenly Intent.For this reason,thethree dogs were bydefault made amnesic (The Amnesia Incognito) after 10 days of their birth. This has nothing to do with Linux distribution Tails (Total Amnesia Incognito Live System) development which was a simple coincidence.
Equally, the work had to be done expediently.
One should make a note that dogs have different personalities due to their past life connections.
First dog’s breed was akin to an American Dog and it had the shortest memory, almost bordering dementia.
The second dog most likely in an earlier birth would have been a Russian Dog wholly bred for espionage work who could learn, a foreign language, if stationed in an airport lounge, in a short time framework as short as 10 days.
The third dog named CDC dog was Ceylonese stray dog. His previous birth was spent entirely in Ceylon. He was a pavement hawker in Colombo, Pettah involved in smuggling goods pilfered from the ships in the harbour.
Making a Recipe from Heavenly Water
This was a wonderful opportunity for me to make a substantial living contribution to myself in addition to the contribution to theDementia Treatment Protocol. However, I made a simple request fromMaha Brahma.
One (1) drop was diluted with coconut water to makemy own recipe.
One (1) drop was kept away for safe keeping.
The third drop was put on the scale for sale for the highest bidder, of course the Americans also could bid.
Maha Bramha saw my proposal as good as he could have made it, since I decided to keep one drop for safe keeping and open bidding is not anEnterprise in Heaven.
Each God gets his dues from previous doings automatically or theKamma in evolution andMaha Brahma does not keep arrears pending. My recipe was a top secret not givenevento the Chocolate Manufacturers in Switzerland.
However, I decided to add some chocolates as an ingredient.
Maha had no objections.
