AI or the Apaya International now even though fully automated still accept analogue pleads for clemency from people who come from the third world especially Ceylon who have never used an email or digital methods in spite of many Nanasalas instituted in temples.
AI
is never lenient but as a form of cross check method, they do not
want to trust heavily on digital methods since any failure in servers
mean overtime for AA (Apaya Administration) and APAYA keeps a remnant of
analogue administrative set up for posterity.
This is to please service seekers in point to point service, one to one basis.
This is to please service seekers in point to point service, one to one basis.
This place is choker blocked usually and have three to four rows or queues for customers.
One row is for people who readily accept Apaya verdict, with no clemency.
Even though one gets lesser punishment for using this avenue only a few choose to use this.
One row is for people who readily accept Apaya verdict, with no clemency.
Even though one gets lesser punishment for using this avenue only a few choose to use this.
There is one big notice Lies and Liars are accepted here.
There are no other helpful hints.
The second row is for Liars
The Third row is for undecided where one can languor for sometime before deciding. This is where lot of activity takes place where there are lot of advisers to help you with one's plight.
Most of them were former presidential advisers who gave good and dead ropes to the incumbent including American President.
There is a contingent of former presidential advisers from Sri-Lanka for people who speak only in Sinhala or Tamil.
There are many stories I can relate since some of them are passed backed to the my digital equation with the tag of the latest story and revelations.
The story was of a Sri-Lankan voter and an ex-MP who was hired by the Presidential Task Force to lie on the Presiden's behalf.
He was first on the queue and the Sri-Lankan voter was second on that day and thousands of them gathering on the first few minutes of the proceedings.
Our MP politely asked the voter to “You Go First” to which the ex-voter had no option but to accede knowing how powerful he was when on Earth.
The idea of the ex-MP to take few hints from his voter before he deliberated his final move.
Little he realized that he was in for trouble.
Our ex-voter (very good at rigging votes) who was cleverer than the MP had planned his activity on the spot.
When he was asked why he had chosen this queue he said I had no option Sir.
This is one of our presidential advisers and he asked me to lie on his behalf and asked me even to rig the votes.
I am innocent.
Have you got any alibi?
He is the alibi and he even gave me a chance to come first in this queue today.
In Sri-Lanka nobody including President gives his place to anybody else even temporarily.
Only first come first service basis in queues and on the roads, the drivers own the road and they behave so.
This was a very plausible explanation, the documentation officer turned to the ex-presidential adviser and asked “you were an adviser on foreign affairs and takes this man to lie for you”.
How come?
He was dumbfounded and was at a loss for an answer.
The Apaya Officer turned to the voter and retorted “you are very smart and I might need some help from you.
These presidential adviser guys are very difficult to screen and you were the first who helped me to pin down one.
They come out with lies that even I cannot help not agreeing with.
How come you are that smart?
It is our gut feeling Sir.
When a Presidential adviser tells something we know by reflex action it is a lie.
Apaya Officer (AO) knew all the time our voter was a liar but he was bit lenient on him since this is the first time AO managed put screws on one of the presidential advisers.
He made him a under secretary (Liar to catch a Liar principle).
There are no other helpful hints.
The second row is for Liars
The Third row is for undecided where one can languor for sometime before deciding. This is where lot of activity takes place where there are lot of advisers to help you with one's plight.
Most of them were former presidential advisers who gave good and dead ropes to the incumbent including American President.
There is a contingent of former presidential advisers from Sri-Lanka for people who speak only in Sinhala or Tamil.
There are many stories I can relate since some of them are passed backed to the my digital equation with the tag of the latest story and revelations.
The story was of a Sri-Lankan voter and an ex-MP who was hired by the Presidential Task Force to lie on the Presiden's behalf.
He was first on the queue and the Sri-Lankan voter was second on that day and thousands of them gathering on the first few minutes of the proceedings.
Our MP politely asked the voter to “You Go First” to which the ex-voter had no option but to accede knowing how powerful he was when on Earth.
The idea of the ex-MP to take few hints from his voter before he deliberated his final move.
Little he realized that he was in for trouble.
Our ex-voter (very good at rigging votes) who was cleverer than the MP had planned his activity on the spot.
When he was asked why he had chosen this queue he said I had no option Sir.
This is one of our presidential advisers and he asked me to lie on his behalf and asked me even to rig the votes.
I am innocent.
Have you got any alibi?
He is the alibi and he even gave me a chance to come first in this queue today.
In Sri-Lanka nobody including President gives his place to anybody else even temporarily.
Only first come first service basis in queues and on the roads, the drivers own the road and they behave so.
This was a very plausible explanation, the documentation officer turned to the ex-presidential adviser and asked “you were an adviser on foreign affairs and takes this man to lie for you”.
How come?
He was dumbfounded and was at a loss for an answer.
The Apaya Officer turned to the voter and retorted “you are very smart and I might need some help from you.
These presidential adviser guys are very difficult to screen and you were the first who helped me to pin down one.
They come out with lies that even I cannot help not agreeing with.
How come you are that smart?
It is our gut feeling Sir.
When a Presidential adviser tells something we know by reflex action it is a lie.
Apaya Officer (AO) knew all the time our voter was a liar but he was bit lenient on him since this is the first time AO managed put screws on one of the presidential advisers.
He made him a under secretary (Liar to catch a Liar principle).
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