Organ Transplant

 Friday, January 21, 2011

Organ Transplant
Testicular Question of Transplant
 

The organ transplant is now big money and in vogue and I am perturbed that nobody talks about testicular transplant. We have so many in this country without Good Testicular Function with ball games vogue in male fraternity domain.

I am surprised why politicians are not talking about testicles.
Is it a banned subject among politicians?
Or is it if they talk about it and if real nuts and bolts and if all the secrets about the testicular functions come out in the public domain some guys would lose their seats in the parliament

Is there a fear among politicians revealing their actual self hidden behind political power?

I do not know.

I am not a politician.

But in our medical fraternity we are quite adept and amused by this organ so much so that if we want to be cock sure that somebody is stone dead, we make sure that we squeeze them to our heart content and confirm our judgmental capacity of death and heaven afterward.

There is only organ in the body which has two arteries (you have to guess) but testicle has only one and would like to be in cold compartment in freezing condition until it is call for duty unlike the ovary which is in a warm compartment and function only according to lunar cycles.

Its anatomy is simple but it's associated ductal and tubular systems are so complex that even the heart surgeons who are paid lot of money have not figured out how to preserve them in the first place, let alone transplant them in  live subjects.

If you are young and a budding doc and want to win the Nobel Prize and want to make lot of money, it is high time you invest sometime and figure out a way of transplanting testicles not one but several to some a-virile and aged politicians so that they can get back to active life instead of siting in the Senate House lumbering or waiting for the coronary bypass or eventual heavenward migration with merit acquired in this life.

For me and my generation we were happy ligating the ductal systems so that they are no longer able to procreate that we were more concerned about population explosion rather than procreation. We were willing to remove them at any moment especially if they happened to be of politicians' organs and put some artifact inside so that they can feel better and if they really like squeeze them for pleasure without any pain.

But things are changing people want to live long into next century even if the health is failing by all known parameters. The only limitation is availability of organs or parts of organs which are becoming very expensive now that the war is inactive and casualties are down to minimal levels.

Are we going to sit and wait or invent the wheel or the testicular cycles?

That is my pertinent testicular question.

Without any gesticulations young blood and budding doctors should find a way to transplant real testicles not dud ones like our times. It is going to be real money spinner at a time of stock market downturn. 

I hear lot of surgeons are thinking of committing suicide in USA.

They should not.

They should invest their time on testicular transplantation and become the real heroes or testicular transplanters among the male fraternity before considering going to heaven like Micheal Jackson.

By the way one might win even Nobel Prize for real invention.

If we can cut each to two halves and other half is filled with dud coins we might even make twice the money in one go.

Think about my ploy young blood.