Dream Habits for Married Couples

 Dream Habits for Married Couples

My recommendation of Sleep and Dream habits for married couples is different. The content here applies to married couples, only.

The young lovers should do whatever dreaming they do at lib and they should not read this article which is very obnoxious when infatuated. Since, they are already on dream mode that is going to end no sooner the honeymoon is over, any advance warning has no objective validity.

My advice to a young couple is on sleep and never on dreams.

I’ll try to be as brief as possible since married people have no time for heavy reading but reflex action only.

In good old days, my advice was one should match a couple with synchronised sleep.Idea was when two of them sleep which is synchronised, they get up together.

The home and office work is synchronised.

This has no advantage to the married people.

The advantage is only to the employer who has two individuals to exploit.

There are many categories of sleep patterns.

Night sleeper who gets up early.

Day time napper who works at night.

The 6 hour to 8 hour sleeper.

My old advice does not stand to reality of married life. One should have two erratic sleepers so that when one dreams other one is up and doing home or office chores.

Married life is 24/7 schedule and never 9 to 5.

One has to be working while the other is having a nap unlike in the office life where everybody has to work whether there is enough work out there or not.   My recent but not published or not disclosed data suggest, that the only time married people have             a respite is in their real dream world.

So enjoy them even, if they are bitter to the opposite sex.

After all they are dreams.

Have you ever seen a couple who relate their dreams when woken up to the opposite spouse.

In my experience never.

The reality is that the dream is heavily edited to satisfy the opposite spouse. Usually all the dreams are    if not majority are obnoxious ones which in reality extend from slanderous to downright blue murder.      

If they truly relate these dreams the marriage won’t last even three months. Most of the breakup are due to recurrent incidences of these obnoxious dreams.

Never believe in the content of the dreams.

They are healthy escape for humans.

Even dogs and elephants seem to dream.

Sometimes, they are part of the learning experiences.

One should never go to hypnotherapist for help and they are the worst. They will record them and use them to blackmail when his/her income is dwindling or volunteer to supply the information secretly to the defence lawyer of the other side for inappropriate black income.

This specially happens in Ceylon.

If these dreams recur it is alright to go to a divorce lawyer but never to a hypnotherapist.

Who knows one may take undue advantage.

One has to bear them, bite the teeth and boldly take them in, one at a time, like a true and mature married man or woman. One should not give this information to doctors since they will give you               a sleeping pill and inadvertently stop the only entertainment one has at his/her leisure time activity.

That is simply disaster.

If you want to prolong and succeed in marriage one has to edit every dream to suit the partner and occasionally relate them saying. I had a lovely dream about “You know” with all the, blah blah.

This has worked for me and I do not know about my wife.

All bad dreams are censored by default.

Now, I write about dreams, nobody trust my dreams except Maha Brahma who never dreams in real life. His hobby is to listen to my dreams and interpret them with his wisdom. If you have any bad dreams about your spouse please post them under comments.

I may consider sending them to Maha’s perusal and interpretation. I assure you he never keeps any record of them since I am the virtual computer registrar.