Brain Train and NOT Trained Brain

Brain Train and NOT Trained Brain

There are only Ten (10) Steps, when a Human enters the Heaven as a Heavenly Being.

1. Bowel Wash

First the attendant Gods  clean the bowel with a bowel wash.

2. Hand Wash and Body Wash

        A through hand wash and body wash as one enters the Surgical Theater.

3. Bowel Content Incineration

All Food items left in the bowel are washed out during this stage are incinerated.

4. Head Wash

Most of these items are done by the funeral directors, aren't they?

Yes the Gods, still prefer a follow up clean.

5. Brain Wash

This stage is washing the brain of rubbish that are put on you by the psychologists.

Under hypnosis a psychologist on earth will tell you that one swallows 3 to 10 spiders a night on an average. 

This type of false propaganda has to be washed out completely.

6. Brain Drain

this is the technique to get all redundant information like

Positive thinking

Creative Brain

Logical Brain

Lateral Brain

One uses only 10% of the Brain and the lot.

Then Gods drain all the psychological theories put on our brains by management trainers on earth.       They are all rubbish and has no validity on heaven.   

This is the most difficult part of the clean up process.

Then I told attendant God that we spend enormous amount of money for these training programs.

That is not my problem.

But if you can avoid these American Programs,  it is so much the better, if you consider entering heaven.

You mean to say lot of Americans will never sight the heaven.

TRUE my dear.

What about their MBAs and Emotional Intelligent Training, they teach in Harvard.

They are useless in heaven.

7. Brain Train

Then the Gods train us to think.

After the above seven, first step in Moment Meditation is administered by default.

I was very good at present moment meditation training and since I was very short of memory, especially of the past. But I am very bad at Metta Meditation since, I do not have any enemies in heaven. 

I need at least noisy mosquitoes.

In my past lives, I have had only a few friends and that was a long time ago.

That is why I am very bad at Metta Meditation.

That is why I asked you to tell me how to practice Metta to enemies.

8. Moment Meditation

I do it myself.

9. Metta Meditation

I (means the attend an God) actually delegate this part to earthlings who come here. But when I saw the nice aura around your vertex, I was naturally inquisitive.

10. Brain Train Control Room

This is only for earthly beings.

Then when we get those Trained Brained Guys (T.B.G) from earth come here and  asked me for a big favors in heaven, I put them in a Train and put one of the earthly guys to the control room and I take a break.

These clever guys on earth must get to very good places in heaven, won't they?

NO.

What?

They drive themselves to HELL.

HELL!

Yes.

Don't you realize that one needs very little brain to enter heaven.

You only need a big brain to hoodwink another big brain.

That is necessary only on earth.

Not in heaven.

Don't be too brainy when you enter heaven and he disappeared.