Will you eat it, if it is in a dish?
Posted on June 17, 2011 on asokaplus
If it has got four legs
And it is not a chair
Will you eat it?
Americans will eat it
And it is not a chair
Will you eat it?
Americans will eat it
If it has got two wings
And it flies
But is not an aeroplane,
Will you eat it?
British will eat it in full
And it flies
But is not an aeroplane,
Will you eat it?
British will eat it in full
If
it swims
And it is not a submarine,
Will you eat it?
Africans will eat it
Will you eat it?
Africans will eat it
Even if not hungry
It has no legs
And wiggles
But not a stick
Or a broom stick
Will you eat it?
Yes the Chinese will eat it
Like noodles
And wiggles
But not a stick
Or a broom stick
Will you eat it?
Yes the Chinese will eat it
Like noodles
But a poor
Cantonese
Or an Indian
Or a Bangladeshi
Cook has to cook it
Cantonese
Or an Indian
Or a Bangladeshi
Cook has to cook it
Before
it is dished out
In a
royal plate
It
looks as if
Even
a modern
Buddhist
of Colombo
Or a
Buddhist Monk
From
Anuradhapura
Would
not say
No
If
it is dished out
Not
in royal
But
At a
Presidential Buffet
In
Colombo
Modified
from Prince Phillip’s Visit and
His
Uttering in Royal Language
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