Why I hate Face-Book?

Why I hate Face-Book?
About three years ago unwittingly  I joined the Facebook and there is noway I can opt out.
I am one who spent lot of time on the web promoting Linux, Cloud Computing and Blogging for fun.
I have many connections including Dropbox, JoliOs-JoliDrive, Ubuntu One and Wordpress in addition to Google.
None of the above providers insist that I use them obsessively and neurotically.
In fact I have not used Dropbox for a long time and my password had expired but they did not remind me of that fact.
Just as good to illustrate the difference between a service of a professional cloud server (dropbox) and a social media (facebook) with very little relevance to my day to day work.
To illustrate the point I get an invitation from some unknown baby (under two years) Deelip Kalum to join his page (these parents do not understand principle of privacy and little child’s rights).
I stop writing a stinker bud did the same to two of my friends to get the message across to all and sundry.
 
The Message went like this,
I rarely use Facebook.
Fortunately, I have given very little information about me on the page.

In fact, I hate it since I cannot opt out or log out.

It is like the a “Pissige Pala Malla”-literally means the “mad woman’s belongings"-life jacket of survival of the illiterate- and I just keep it running by default for my friends to realize that I do EXIST in the sea of JUNK world.

After hour an half of searching I could not sign off or opt out.
I am really hooked to my grave with Facebook.
Will you be sending some “Flowers or Wreath"?
Thanks a lot social media.
What are going to do when I am dead?

Will you be willing to join me in Hell (or Apaya).
At the moment I am in connection with the Apaya Computer Administrator sort this out before my departure..

His administration of my Facebook from Hell will be Handy with Gory pictures.

Please note that individuals are not allowed to communicate in Apaya by email.
I have already figured out a way to deal with my email (dead email) after my death but not FACEBOOK.