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Chocolate Consumption, Cognitive Function, and Nobel Laureates

If you eat  lot of chocolate (I am not sure dark / or milky) one day you will be a Nobel Laureate before you even become a professor.
It is a good idea to increase its consumption before the examination.
The secret of success is that you have to share half of the chocolates with me who has send this good news.
My dog will get the Nobel price for Wisdom for sharing chocolates with me daily before my name is proposed for similar purposes.

My daughter and my wife tell me he will get cataract before the nomination day.

But he gets dark chocolate too.

I think mango (Mango Friends) is the best (I think it has more flavonoids which I gave him today for test trial of cognitive functions after a dose of dark chocolates.

He actually talked today and said " ...... This part is withdrawn on the advice of my friends but it starts with M M but not 3 M of Minute Metta Meditation------but one can substitute one’s own original thesis in expectation of Nobel Nomiation (NN for SHORT).

Unfortunately I could not record it.
Keep this as a secret until he and me gets the Nobel Prize before the world ends this year in December 12-12-12.