This is the last chapter in my next book , Myth, Mirage and Marriages, The 3Ms
Dreams, Marriage and Orgasms
Artificial Intelligence
This part of the writing is unintended and god’s send blessing.
It is futuristic.
I never thought I will have dream like this
My unintended dream and Maha Brahma’s involvement is a grand finale to this book (on Myths, Mysteries and Miracles about marriage).
It made the finalizing of this book an easy task.
It is actually a dream come true.
I figured out what should be in the final chapters and the tool kit to be included in the 21st chapter and went to sleep.
I woke up with a dream.
The figure 21 was chosen since most of our adult males in this country get married (legally at 18 years) at about the same age.
They are out of free school education at about the same time.
Most of them do not have a stable employment or training for such an employment in spite of long duration spent in the school system.
They jump straight from the free education system (which lacks basic sex education, home science and ability to self employment) to the marriage institution, established under a legal framework.
Bit later than in American children but all the same in the same boat, ill prepared for a long term relationship.
Major Dream
Artificial Brain
In my dream there was an academic consideration ( ? by me or ? by god) of the need for an artificial intelligence mechanism, in anticipation of solving all the problems envisaged in marriage and a full-proof method in sorting them out one by one, amicably without a third party involvement.
It was actually supercomputer coded in Linux that was going to the job for me. It was not serial computing but it had to be a parallel computing system, considering especially the parallel nature of a marriage relationship when it is about to breaks up or when it is in patch up mode.
The pathways never cross or meet each other, when in dispute.
It is a boom for the legal industry.
They are never at crossroads but they run parallel to each other, usually in opposite directions, quite to the benefit of the divorce lawyers and their fraternity.
Third party involvement including counselors were considered imprudent, in the first place in my dream.
Artificial Memory in this computer should be huge taking into consideration the world population.
Solid State Hard Disk (SSHD) was the need of the day.
L shaped battery (L for learning) with two compartments was necessary for each of the computers, in the computer farm.
One for recharging and the other for direct use (current) in an emergency use mode (if for some reason the main electricity fails) that lasts at least six hours.
The six hours is the minimum time for a proper assessment and settlement of a dispute, not the inordinate delay seen our courts of justice.
It is a huge boom for the computer industry.
Lot of USB slots.
Lot of buttons to press and for data entry.
Lot of buttons for simple Yes or No, I do not know, responses and for Solution Seeking (SS for Short).
Then I was looking for the Linux guys to man the farm and to my surprise I could not find any and I was woken up desperately unhappy, since I was not going to be one of them running it full time.
I was only the visionary.
I was not my mission anyway.
My only mission was how to get out of the system, that I am already in
Minor Dream
Motor Bike Episode
Rooting and penetration testing.
This was a very brief dream of a few seconds or minutes the most at high speed (the motor bike was on full throttle) and nothing substantial to send to Maha and ask for his interpretation.
Nevertheless, since sex was not discussed in this bookdetail, I thought it is appropriate to include it here with Maha’s kind interpretation.
His interpretation was the biggest surprise of all.
We were on extended new year holidays and decided to go to Colombo for a change and visit to Majestic City was on the card for a 3D Version Waltz Disney film.
We went there by a van.
The driver was good but the van was pretty bad.
The first and second gears were (probably the third too) bad and it was a bumpy ride with lot of traffic on the road.
I feared that it was ideal van for a bump-crash onto a rear or front of a vehicle that would apply breaks suddenly without any warning,
In actually fact, we had several near misses.
I keep a watch from rear seat and decided to glance at a Linux book on penetration testing.
The book was badly written and I could stop wandering on the vehicles in front, especially the motor bikes overtaking us, rashly on both sides of our vehicle.
So, I was watching at the traffic more than the book.
It struck me there were lot of pillion riders and most of them were women.
We had a quick meal and watched the film and without much a do decided to return to Kandy (went to Galle Face on our way for a little sea breeze and the cost was Rs.100/= for 15 minutes) quickly to avoid the impending rain.
With a relatively heavy meal (no tea or coffee to go with) I was dosing off briefly and was waking up ever so often, due to the bumpy ride.
I was briefly dreaming of penetration testing and rooting and then suddenly I was dreaming that the woman should be in front and the man should be behind, in a mounting posture (episode of some sort).
Man finding, it difficult to penetrate or find direction due to the bumpy ride.
Suddenly, rooting and penetration was coming in glimpses not in Linux but in real life.
I was ashamed of myself and woke up and did not sleep till we reached Kandy.
Vitally, I missed the orgasm in the dream state which was something natural in many dream episodes of the young couples.
I took the courage to put this episode to Maha anyway but only after my Mega Dream of artificial intelligence.
Interpretation
Mega Dream
How to fund your program, was the first question Maha asked me in return.
Simple to charge, a fee at registration.
What sort of data and questions are put to the supercomputer was his next question.
1. Your wife is snoring in her sleep
Answer;
Why not try some ear plugs?
2. You get high after a party at office.
Why not take the dog out for a walk?
3. Your wife’s cooking is bit out of sort.
Why not go for some take aways, or Pizza?
4. You come late after work.
Say, that he had to trap some lions who escaped from the zoo.
Compute will dispense and dish out some photos with Lions as the proof.
5. Forget to bring some bread home.
Gave the bread to the children who came from some godforsaken third world country.
Compute will dispense and dish out some photos of these children as proof.
What about a big issue like separation or going for legal advice.
Then there are three options with proper warning;
1. The computer does not take any responsibility for his or her own action.
2. Then it says humans can make only one mistake at a time but computers can make 1000 of mistakes in one second.
Just like mobile banking of Sri-Lanka.
Send money to the wrong account!
3. Discretion is yours.
Could a third party search result for a particular partner, counselor or a lawyer?
No.
How come?
There is a password and retina check.
What is retina check?
One checks the the retinal blood vessel pattern for security reason.
Or I see.
Why?
There are lot of computer forgery and password cracking utilities.
What happens when the party is dead and gone?
The password is jumbled and records are passed to another super computer for reference purposes.
You got some beautiful ideas in your dream mode, Know?
Does your brain work like that when you are awake?
NO, Sir.
Why?
I do not know, Sir.
Was there a second part to the dream?
No.
Why did you interrupt my dream then?
I was worried you get a heart attack.
How come?
Well in spite of your bizarre ambition to train undergraduates in Linux nobody applied for work.
Your face looked horrible and worried and if you have a heart attack and I will miss the dreams.
Especially the futuristic ones.
What is the interpretation?
It is like this, in a land of nowhere in this world one of the president’s kids had a problem with his wife.
He was suppose to have had extramarital affairs.
That is no a problem, Know?
No but his wife went to a counselor and he advised that paternity test should be asked for.
Then the guy’s father had taken the counselor for treason and was charged.
Then all the counselors formed a consortium and decided to put their data in a supercomputer.
This was taken as a way forward and was developed into super system.
Minor Dream
What is rooting?
It is the Linux system for full permission of the distribution system and its use.
What is penetration?
It is illegal entry into a computer system to do harm and illegally obtain security data.
What is this orgasm?
I was taken aback by that question.
You do not know?
What?
Yes, this is the first time, I have heard it in heaven.
Do not con?
Why Con you?
Nothing to gain. Know?
Do you want me to elaborate.
Yes.
There is something called sex in this world.
It is common to all living things including plants.
In animals there is an urge for sex and this urge is basically determined by the need to secure an orgasm.
It is a biological need to preserve genes in lineage.
It is vital for the progression to the next generation so that the continuity and linage is maintained.
But there is a little complication in humans.
What?
Men get one orgasm at a time.
Women get multiples of it.
What is the problem?
There is big problem?
We have an institution called marriage.
One woman can have orgasm/s from one man only if she is married.
So the woman is kept in desperation till the man is ready for another penetration with a solid organ.
What is this solid organ?
That is all what men have to show the women their sexual prowess.
So, so men too can have multiple orgasm, know?
No it is not that simple.
After an orgasm the solid organ become placid and flaccid and fatigued.
There is a long delay till one gets an erection again.
My goodness.
Thank god!
We do not have such a problem call erection and orgasm in heaven.
Then why do some humans want to come to heaven?
I do not know.
Ask them not me.
Is this problem seen only in humans.
No Sir.
It is universal and franchise of others too.
Even animals have this problem.
How do they solve the problem?
By simple means.
But they have a simple way of dealing with this problem.
Once one male animal gets an orgasm, it leaves the next potent male to take over and the female get more males than in human world.
By this method all the genes are passed down to the next generation.
That is the way of the evolution works.
Then what is called a marriage institution is an evolutionary disaster.
YES, Sir.
That is why I am writing this book so that the future geneticist will discover that there was very clever doctor who exposed this problem to the Maha Brahma for his perusal.
Why did you interrupt my dream?
It was not me on the back or on the pillion?
No not YOU but I had to.
Actually it was not you.
The guy who was trying penetration did succeed but soon after that the motor bike crashed and both of them died on the spot.
I was puzzled why that happened?
I did not know that when woman get an orgasm they lose normal senses goes into fits of fantasy!
That she forgets that was riding a bike with a man on top.
She was in a state of FIT, you know?
That is what is called an Orgasm, Sir.
What a nasty evolutionary act, Know.
It is not sir.
If the one woman dies the next woman can have an orgasm. know.
Then the men in this world will be very happy that they have the variety, you know.
You have a very bizarre way of thinking.
That is our freedom (Not me, Sir).
That is how the normal American men think, Sir.
Is that so.
YES.
Is there any interpretation of this dream.
I do not have slightest of clue.
Either you are mad or all men are mad.
I had to agree with him on that point.
Why men marry?
If they cannot have multiple orgasm in one go.
I think Maha Brahma has to think of the strategy when the next round evolution takes place.
Now that he knows the human orgasm, he jolly well has to make a better solution if not in 100 years at least in a million years time.
He should not rush to things since he has long years to live unlike humans.
