Punchlines
Election is all over and every conceivable lie had being utilized for gains.
It is miracle that I survived without hearing loss since the decibel range was higher than the pitch I was used to.
Sometimes I think it is a blessing to be either deaf or blind or both.
Since I am not either this is to revive Punch and Judy not in his style but in boxing style.
It is strange to note that Punch and Judy characters never used Boxer the kids friendly dog nor the the real boxing characters like Cassius Clay (Mohammed Ali), probably fearing American backlash.
I am writing this not expecting any kickbacks from any living soul or any British soul sent to hell by Punch but I have to use English for the strength of the Punch but in boxing style.
I am not even light weight and not even super flyweight to have the physical (I was super bantamweight when I was abroad and having being here for over 5 years gone below the fly weight category without even having a crash course in dieting) presence felt in the ring.
I have to use the English punchlines (send our Buddhist MPs including monks to heaven – not to hell like in UK for them to evoke blessing for the millions of voters who are practically missing a meal-according to health Ministry statistics; they never starve; they actually follow the Buddhist monks principle of eating once a day to go to heaven since Ceylon is not the heaven or paradise that it was known to be) instead for posterity.
The boxing categories including light weight was used by me to address the issue I have with the Microsoft / Open Office Office Package/s which is /are always super heavyweight and tax my computer's limited resources including RAM.
Since I use Linux for my work I do many things (unlike Microsoft Windows) once at the same time (watching Football World Cup-not cricket now- do a distribution download while I do some pep writings like this) and the speed is a factor I rely for efficiency.
I use Abiword Light sometime which is portable too.
I have extended this to my Linux100 writing elsewhere in the Google’s blogspot- just type asoka and paraox- you are instantly there and I want the Linux Developers to produce Light Weight (700 MiB. Middle Weight is 1700 MiB and anything above is Heavy Weight (especially the commercial versions that tax resources even at boot time) and sometimes useless to say the least.
Just to take some respite from somewhat taxing job (100 is a big issue at my age, even though I have already 200 distributions in my USB hard disc) of testing and writing reviews for the wider web users.
I take life at an easy pace now!
To begin with my Punch Code (in computer terminology) we must have a nurse and a doctor appointed to the parliament.
The should weigh all new MPs (do not do that with the old foxes they are too heavy that the spring of the balance will break without any spring of surprises) now and every three months over the next 6 years and send that data to the Central Bank / World Bank and the WHO (Sinhalen whoooo) as real data.
They must be categorized according to the weight class of the boxers and see how they progress from flyweight to super heavyweight both in weight and money in no time.
Real progress of the country.
My argument for this is that our parliament truly represents the wishes of the population in real terms and numbers.
It truly feel the pulse of the people and rule of the law but not the rulers image.
If we have donkeys in this country surely they should be represented there.
Then we must have an annual contest in front of the Diyawana Oya and get Indian actors to come and face them weight by weight.
Our voters can be used as the Punch Bags or Boxing Bag (it is done almost everyday if you look at the government TV Channel).
It is worth while that they must send a random sample of weight from school leavers for comparison.
But I think that is a waste since our Central Bank has the knack of manipulating any real data into abstruse elements for it to be presented at the Budget at any time of the day or night or if necessary for IMF’s consumption.
But my real punch line is not for the new MPs.
It is for the Ministers who were newly appointed.
It looks as if they are used as the Punch Bags especially the Foreign Minister.
I do not wish who uses them as the Punch Bags.
It is a top secret except for one who is always vociferous in Sinhala for the cameras and destroy anything foreign except the oil he wears on his head.
If seems that boxers use kick balls and kick bags.
I like both of them (kick bag and kick ball) and in football style I can kick them in their vestiges!
These are the web entries of my Asokaplus Linux 100 web page which is private.
3rd July., 2010
Categories
000 Hits?
1000 Hits?
20th Anniversary
4MLinux
5 S- Strategy
AbiWord
ABiWord saved me!
Absolute Linux
Acronyms
All Blacks
Ama Mia
Amazon
Amazon Silk
American Politics
Android
Apple Mac
Apple Platform
April
Arboreal
Artificial Intelligence
Arts and Music in Linux
ASUS
Asus Transformer PRIME
Berry Linux
Biodiversity
Biology
Bird Watching
Birds Migration
Blogging
Bodhi Linux
Booting
Brain Myths
Brain Strome
Brain Train
British Diplomacy
Bulky Browsers
Bussiness Model
Caine 2.5
Calibre
Call of nature
Cats
Cellphones
Ceylon Cricket and Corruption
Change habits?
Cherry Tomatoes
Cloning
Cloud Computing
CloudUS
CloudUSB
CloudUSB and Cloud Support
CO2 Footprint
Cobra
Common Sense
Companions
Computer Music
Contrast
Convergence Strategy
Corruption
Counselling
Cricket
Cricket in General
Criteria for Linux
Cuckoo
Culpable Offense
Customized Linux
Cyberparanoia
Cyling to Work
Debain
Debian
Debian Collection-Sinhala Capability
Debt Collectors
Dedication to Richard "Rick" Rescorla
Demo Linux
Dennis MacAlistair Ritchie
Desktops becoming Fatty
Destiny
Destruction
Dhamma
Digital Linux
Diplomacy
Discipline
Distromania
Does the quality Count?
Dog Lover
Dog Puzzle
Dogs
Dogs and Digital Tombs
DoKuWiKi and WikiSpaces
DOSand Atari games of the yesteryear.
Dream Studio
Dreams
Dropbox
DuckduckGO
Dynabolic
E-Books
E-Governance
Earth
Eco-Friendly
Education
Education and Reforms
Elephant Bath
Elephants
English
English Freedom
Environment
Exercise
Expand and Explode Strategy
EyeNux
EyeNux and EyeOS
EyeOS
FAT Partition
Fedora
Final Good Bye
Finished
Finnix
Fire Hazards
Flash Drive
Floods
Flying
Flying Linux
Food For thought
Free Blog Sites that I love to be assocoated with
Free Show
Freedom
French
French Freedom
Friends
Frills with no benefit
funeral
Future
Gambas
Game Changer
General
Gentoo
Give More & Take Less
Global Warming
Gnome
God and Linux
God Friendly
Going and Gone Bananaz
Gold Standard-Live and Desktop
Google and New Trends
Google Friendly
Grand Finale
Graphic Card Compatibility
Greed
Hackers
Hanthana Linux-Sinhala Edition
Health
Heaven
Heavy Weght-DVD
Hell
Holidays
Homing Folder
Homing In
Hot Spot
Hotpot
Human
Human Rights
Hypnosis
IBM and Linux
Ice Cream Sandwich
IMF
Inactive but Beautiful Linux
Incognito Linux
Indian Politics
Indian Premier League
Installing Arch on a Flash Drive
Internet
Internet and O.E.M
Internet Use
Irrational Game
It is not My Choice
Jasmine
Jet-Jock-Linux
Joli Cloud and JoliOS
JoliCloud
Judgment
Jumping for Pleasure.
K-Torrents
KDE
Keeping Promises and Achieving Simple Targets
Key Point
Key Points
Kindle
Kindle on Fire
Knock Out Punch
Knoppix
Laptop Friendly
Laptops
Lateral Thinking
LaTeX
Learning Linux
Legacy OS-02
Level of Citizenship
Light Weight Browsers
Linupus
Linux
Linux Discussions
Linux Extras
Linux for Education
Linux for Gamers
Linux for Kids
Linux Gamers Live
Linux Games I Love to Play
Linux Gold Standard
Linux Graphics
Linux in Sinhala
Linux in Spanish
Linux Innovations
Linux Live
Linux Live CD – Light Weight
Linux Live CD – Middle Weight
Linux Live CD – My Choices
Linux Live CD – Standard
Linux Mint
Linux OEM Edition
Linux Offensive Strategy
Linux on Old Computers
Linux out of My Favour
Linux Should Have Utility
Linux Telephony
Linux Update
Linux Updates
Linux Utilities
Linux when attacked
Linux with French Accent
Linux-100
Lions and Snow Leopards
Little Wisdom
Lottery
LPS Linux
Luck
LXDE
LyX
Mage Ammo
Maha Brahma
Making a good cuppa TEA
Mandriva Update
Market forces
MeeBO
Memory
Microsoft Productivity Time
MOFO Linux
Moodle
Mosquitoes
Mother
Multilingual
Musix Linux
My Contribution
My Digital Footprint
My Note of Discontent (NOD)
My Philosophy
My Plant Bioindicators
My Selection of 20 Live CD/DVD
My Selection of Live CD/DVD-Point Scheme
My Way
National News Papers
Nature
Netbook Friendly
New Features
New ideas in Linux
New Year Resolution
Newbie
Newbies
Next Birth
NoteBook Friendly
Office Category-Linux
OIL/GAS exploration
Old Dog Haven
Old Dog Heaven
Olympics
Onions
Onyx64-Ubuntu Unity Derivative
Out of Sight and Out of Mind
Partitioning with Linux
PCLinux
PCLinux-Medical
PCLinuxFullMonty
Pearl Gourami
Pendrive Linux
Pendrive Linux My Love
Philosopny
Phoenix
Physics
Pidgins
Pineapple Plant
Piracy and emergence of Copyright Laws
Plant for My Life
Plant watching (not planet)
Poems
Politics
Politics and Money
Politricks
Pollution
Porteus Linux
Porteus Linux (SLAX)
Poseidon Linux
postaday2011
postaweek2011
Productivity
Profits
Publicity
Puppy is now Cloud Ready
Puppy Linux
PureOS
Python
Quality
Rain Fails?
Rats
Recovery Is Possible (R.I.P)
Redhat
Removable Storage
Reproduction
Roots
Sabayon
Sabayon 7 LXDE
Save the Planet
Science
Scientific Packages
Scoring Update on Ubuntu and Unity
Secrets of Long life
Seeds of Wisdom
Senior Dogs
Service
Sethusundarum
Simple Gift
Simple Mathematical Skills (SMS)
Skype and Free Telephony
Slacko
Slackware
Slate and Slate Pencils
Slave Trade
SLEEP
SLF-6.1-Scientific Linux Fermi
Small is Beautiful
SMS
SOPA is disgusting!
Suckers and Leechers
SUMO Linux
Supermarkets
SuSe 11.4
SwiftLinux-Regular
System Rescue-Gentoo
Tablet
Tablets
Tabloid
Tango Studio
TAX
Tax Reforms
Text Mode Only-Debian
The answer is not Microsoft but AbiWord.
The doctor is rght
The Green Thing
The Live CD List Web Site
The Malady of the Democracy
The Public
Thesaurus
Thus is French
Top !0 Linux Distributions
Top 10 Linux-My choise
Top 25 Linux Distributions
Tortoises
Total Quality Management (T.Q.M)
Transplant
Trinity Rescue Kit
Tsunami
Tsunami or no tsunami
Turtles
Tux
TV Cards and Internet TV
TV Stars
Type Of Sri-Lankan Buddhists
Ubuntu
Ubuntu Derivative
Ubuntu Fans
Ubuntu One
Ubuntu Studio
Ubuntu's Unity
Ubuntu-Unity Desktop
Ultimate Edition
Ultimatum
Uncategorized
UnetBootIn
UNO
Unusual Sighting of Eagles
Update on Dropbox and Concerns
Updating My Laptop at Night
Urea
USB Booting
Vanishing Species
Vanity and Insanity
Vi Editor
Virtual C.E.O.s
Virtual Email
Virtual Medical Assistants (V.M.A) Secretaries
Vision
Visually Handicapped
Warning
Warning to Linux Newbies
Waste
Water
Water Logics
Water Politics
Water Sports
Water Suppply
Waterholes
Weather
Web Browsing
Web Janitor
Web OS
WebOS
West Indian Cricket
What determines the Flight Paths of Birds?
When not to help
Who is a Doctor?
Why I wont buy a Tabloid soon?
WiFi Linux
Will you eat it?
Wind Breaks
Wine
Wisdom
Wolfer-2-main-lalau-i386
Wonders
XBMC
xFce
Xournal
YOGA and ME
Youth
Zenwalk Linux
It is miracle that I survived without hearing loss since the decibel range was higher than the pitch I was used to.
Sometimes I think it is a blessing to be either deaf or blind or both.
Since I am not either this is to revive Punch and Judy not in his style but in boxing style.
It is strange to note that Punch and Judy characters never used Boxer the kids friendly dog nor the the real boxing characters like Cassius Clay (Mohammed Ali), probably fearing American backlash.
I am writing this not expecting any kickbacks from any living soul or any British soul sent to hell by Punch but I have to use English for the strength of the Punch but in boxing style.
I am not even light weight and not even super flyweight to have the physical (I was super bantamweight when I was abroad and having being here for over 5 years gone below the fly weight category without even having a crash course in dieting) presence felt in the ring.
I have to use the English punchlines (send our Buddhist MPs including monks to heaven – not to hell like in UK for them to evoke blessing for the millions of voters who are practically missing a meal-according to health Ministry statistics; they never starve; they actually follow the Buddhist monks principle of eating once a day to go to heaven since Ceylon is not the heaven or paradise that it was known to be) instead for posterity.
The boxing categories including light weight was used by me to address the issue I have with the Microsoft / Open Office Office Package/s which is /are always super heavyweight and tax my computer's limited resources including RAM.
Since I use Linux for my work I do many things (unlike Microsoft Windows) once at the same time (watching Football World Cup-not cricket now- do a distribution download while I do some pep writings like this) and the speed is a factor I rely for efficiency.
I use Abiword Light sometime which is portable too.
I have extended this to my Linux100 writing elsewhere in the Google’s blogspot- just type asoka and paraox- you are instantly there and I want the Linux Developers to produce Light Weight (700 MiB. Middle Weight is 1700 MiB and anything above is Heavy Weight (especially the commercial versions that tax resources even at boot time) and sometimes useless to say the least.
Just to take some respite from somewhat taxing job (100 is a big issue at my age, even though I have already 200 distributions in my USB hard disc) of testing and writing reviews for the wider web users.
I take life at an easy pace now!
To begin with my Punch Code (in computer terminology) we must have a nurse and a doctor appointed to the parliament.
The should weigh all new MPs (do not do that with the old foxes they are too heavy that the spring of the balance will break without any spring of surprises) now and every three months over the next 6 years and send that data to the Central Bank / World Bank and the WHO (Sinhalen whoooo) as real data.
They must be categorized according to the weight class of the boxers and see how they progress from flyweight to super heavyweight both in weight and money in no time.
Real progress of the country.
My argument for this is that our parliament truly represents the wishes of the population in real terms and numbers.
It truly feel the pulse of the people and rule of the law but not the rulers image.
If we have donkeys in this country surely they should be represented there.
Then we must have an annual contest in front of the Diyawana Oya and get Indian actors to come and face them weight by weight.
Our voters can be used as the Punch Bags or Boxing Bag (it is done almost everyday if you look at the government TV Channel).
It is worth while that they must send a random sample of weight from school leavers for comparison.
But I think that is a waste since our Central Bank has the knack of manipulating any real data into abstruse elements for it to be presented at the Budget at any time of the day or night or if necessary for IMF’s consumption.
But my real punch line is not for the new MPs.
It is for the Ministers who were newly appointed.
It looks as if they are used as the Punch Bags especially the Foreign Minister.
I do not wish who uses them as the Punch Bags.
It is a top secret except for one who is always vociferous in Sinhala for the cameras and destroy anything foreign except the oil he wears on his head.
If seems that boxers use kick balls and kick bags.
I like both of them (kick bag and kick ball) and in football style I can kick them in their vestiges!
These are the web entries of my Asokaplus Linux 100 web page which is private.
3rd July., 2010
Categories
000 Hits?
1000 Hits?
20th Anniversary
4MLinux
5 S- Strategy
AbiWord
ABiWord saved me!
Absolute Linux
Acronyms
All Blacks
Ama Mia
Amazon
Amazon Silk
American Politics
Android
Apple Mac
Apple Platform
April
Arboreal
Artificial Intelligence
Arts and Music in Linux
ASUS
Asus Transformer PRIME
Berry Linux
Biodiversity
Biology
Bird Watching
Birds Migration
Blogging
Bodhi Linux
Booting
Brain Myths
Brain Strome
Brain Train
British Diplomacy
Bulky Browsers
Bussiness Model
Caine 2.5
Calibre
Call of nature
Cats
Cellphones
Ceylon Cricket and Corruption
Change habits?
Cherry Tomatoes
Cloning
Cloud Computing
CloudUS
CloudUSB
CloudUSB and Cloud Support
CO2 Footprint
Cobra
Common Sense
Companions
Computer Music
Contrast
Convergence Strategy
Corruption
Counselling
Cricket
Cricket in General
Criteria for Linux
Cuckoo
Culpable Offense
Customized Linux
Cyberparanoia
Cyling to Work
Debain
Debian
Debian Collection-Sinhala Capability
Debt Collectors
Dedication to Richard "Rick" Rescorla
Demo Linux
Dennis MacAlistair Ritchie
Desktops becoming Fatty
Destiny
Destruction
Dhamma
Digital Linux
Diplomacy
Discipline
Distromania
Does the quality Count?
Dog Lover
Dog Puzzle
Dogs
Dogs and Digital Tombs
DoKuWiKi and WikiSpaces
DOSand Atari games of the yesteryear.
Dream Studio
Dreams
Dropbox
DuckduckGO
Dynabolic
E-Books
E-Governance
Earth
Eco-Friendly
Education
Education and Reforms
Elephant Bath
Elephants
English
English Freedom
Environment
Exercise
Expand and Explode Strategy
EyeNux
EyeNux and EyeOS
EyeOS
FAT Partition
Fedora
Final Good Bye
Finished
Finnix
Fire Hazards
Flash Drive
Floods
Flying
Flying Linux
Food For thought
Free Blog Sites that I love to be assocoated with
Free Show
Freedom
French
French Freedom
Friends
Frills with no benefit
funeral
Future
Gambas
Game Changer
General
Gentoo
Give More & Take Less
Global Warming
Gnome
God and Linux
God Friendly
Going and Gone Bananaz
Gold Standard-Live and Desktop
Google and New Trends
Google Friendly
Grand Finale
Graphic Card Compatibility
Greed
Hackers
Hanthana Linux-Sinhala Edition
Health
Heaven
Heavy Weght-DVD
Hell
Holidays
Homing Folder
Homing In
Hot Spot
Hotpot
Human
Human Rights
Hypnosis
IBM and Linux
Ice Cream Sandwich
IMF
Inactive but Beautiful Linux
Incognito Linux
Indian Politics
Indian Premier League
Installing Arch on a Flash Drive
Internet
Internet and O.E.M
Internet Use
Irrational Game
It is not My Choice
Jasmine
Jet-Jock-Linux
Joli Cloud and JoliOS
JoliCloud
Judgment
Jumping for Pleasure.
K-Torrents
KDE
Keeping Promises and Achieving Simple Targets
Key Point
Key Points
Kindle
Kindle on Fire
Knock Out Punch
Knoppix
Laptop Friendly
Laptops
Lateral Thinking
LaTeX
Learning Linux
Legacy OS-02
Level of Citizenship
Light Weight Browsers
Linupus
Linux
Linux Discussions
Linux Extras
Linux for Education
Linux for Gamers
Linux for Kids
Linux Gamers Live
Linux Games I Love to Play
Linux Gold Standard
Linux Graphics
Linux in Sinhala
Linux in Spanish
Linux Innovations
Linux Live
Linux Live CD – Light Weight
Linux Live CD – Middle Weight
Linux Live CD – My Choices
Linux Live CD – Standard
Linux Mint
Linux OEM Edition
Linux Offensive Strategy
Linux on Old Computers
Linux out of My Favour
Linux Should Have Utility
Linux Telephony
Linux Update
Linux Updates
Linux Utilities
Linux when attacked
Linux with French Accent
Linux-100
Lions and Snow Leopards
Little Wisdom
Lottery
LPS Linux
Luck
LXDE
LyX
Mage Ammo
Maha Brahma
Making a good cuppa TEA
Mandriva Update
Market forces
MeeBO
Memory
Microsoft Productivity Time
MOFO Linux
Moodle
Mosquitoes
Mother
Multilingual
Musix Linux
My Contribution
My Digital Footprint
My Note of Discontent (NOD)
My Philosophy
My Plant Bioindicators
My Selection of 20 Live CD/DVD
My Selection of Live CD/DVD-Point Scheme
My Way
National News Papers
Nature
Netbook Friendly
New Features
New ideas in Linux
New Year Resolution
Newbie
Newbies
Next Birth
NoteBook Friendly
Office Category-Linux
OIL/GAS exploration
Old Dog Haven
Old Dog Heaven
Olympics
Onions
Onyx64-Ubuntu Unity Derivative
Out of Sight and Out of Mind
Partitioning with Linux
PCLinux
PCLinux-Medical
PCLinuxFullMonty
Pearl Gourami
Pendrive Linux
Pendrive Linux My Love
Philosopny
Phoenix
Physics
Pidgins
Pineapple Plant
Piracy and emergence of Copyright Laws
Plant for My Life
Plant watching (not planet)
Poems
Politics
Politics and Money
Politricks
Pollution
Porteus Linux
Porteus Linux (SLAX)
Poseidon Linux
postaday2011
postaweek2011
Productivity
Profits
Publicity
Puppy is now Cloud Ready
Puppy Linux
PureOS
Python
Quality
Rain Fails?
Rats
Recovery Is Possible (R.I.P)
Redhat
Removable Storage
Reproduction
Roots
Sabayon
Sabayon 7 LXDE
Save the Planet
Science
Scientific Packages
Scoring Update on Ubuntu and Unity
Secrets of Long life
Seeds of Wisdom
Senior Dogs
Service
Sethusundarum
Simple Gift
Simple Mathematical Skills (SMS)
Skype and Free Telephony
Slacko
Slackware
Slate and Slate Pencils
Slave Trade
SLEEP
SLF-6.1-Scientific Linux Fermi
Small is Beautiful
SMS
SOPA is disgusting!
Suckers and Leechers
SUMO Linux
Supermarkets
SuSe 11.4
SwiftLinux-Regular
System Rescue-Gentoo
Tablet
Tablets
Tabloid
Tango Studio
TAX
Tax Reforms
Text Mode Only-Debian
The answer is not Microsoft but AbiWord.
The doctor is rght
The Green Thing
The Live CD List Web Site
The Malady of the Democracy
The Public
Thesaurus
Thus is French
Top !0 Linux Distributions
Top 10 Linux-My choise
Top 25 Linux Distributions
Tortoises
Total Quality Management (T.Q.M)
Transplant
Trinity Rescue Kit
Tsunami
Tsunami or no tsunami
Turtles
Tux
TV Cards and Internet TV
TV Stars
Type Of Sri-Lankan Buddhists
Ubuntu
Ubuntu Derivative
Ubuntu Fans
Ubuntu One
Ubuntu Studio
Ubuntu's Unity
Ubuntu-Unity Desktop
Ultimate Edition
Ultimatum
Uncategorized
UnetBootIn
UNO
Unusual Sighting of Eagles
Update on Dropbox and Concerns
Updating My Laptop at Night
Urea
USB Booting
Vanishing Species
Vanity and Insanity
Vi Editor
Virtual C.E.O.s
Virtual Email
Virtual Medical Assistants (V.M.A) Secretaries
Vision
Visually Handicapped
Warning
Warning to Linux Newbies
Waste
Water
Water Logics
Water Politics
Water Sports
Water Suppply
Waterholes
Weather
Web Browsing
Web Janitor
Web OS
WebOS
West Indian Cricket
What determines the Flight Paths of Birds?
When not to help
Who is a Doctor?
Why I wont buy a Tabloid soon?
WiFi Linux
Will you eat it?
Wind Breaks
Wine
Wisdom
Wolfer-2-main-lalau-i386
Wonders
XBMC
xFce
Xournal
YOGA and ME
Youth
Zenwalk Linux
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