Old Dog Haven and Senior Dogs
There are lot of myths about dogs but here I want to illustrate few human facts that I should communicate with Maha Brahma who was a yesteryear dog exterminated to make room for Perahara Pilgrims that visit the holy city of Kandy. Most of Ceylenese end up in hell whereas all Maha Brahmas and present Assistant of Maha Brahmas were dogs from this planet earth. By clever design they ended up there and for my luck I happened to know the Present Maha Brahma’s Assistant as a Paraya dog in Kandy and I am fortunate enough to communicate with him by virtual email.
First the bad news.
Lot of Paraya Dogs were cleared up recently in preparation for Esala Perehara, the grand pageantry in this country. I want a place reserved for these dog exterminators in hell.
In some countries when they are old they are sent to Old Dogs Haven. I want the Maha Brahma to take them to heaven moment they are exterminated but make a short list of the exterminators and send that list to Apaya (Hell) Server.
I have designed a full proof program to catch dog killers and that is working nicely in Apaya Server currently but the problem is, these dog killers live longer than the dogs by many a mile due to cardiac surgery performed.
How to Compare Senior Citizens and Senior Dogs
1. The have homes for the elderly.
Haven is practically hell for the dogs.
2. Some senior citizens by that time become mayors of the holy city.
There is only extermination decree for aged dogs signed by the Mayor.
3. They never give way to juniors
But the junior dogs take charge of the brood.
I have another plea.
If one wants to age with the dog please follow, the instructions below.
Take care of a young dog at the age of 43 years. This is the time nobody seems to want you including your wife and kids.
When you are 50 your dog is 7 years old and equal to 50 years of human age.
In another three (3) when your dog is 10 he is equivalent to 60 human years and you will be 53 years.
You are younger by 7 years.
In another two years dog (at 12 years) will be 70 in human age and you will be only 55 years.
You are younger by 15 years.
43=0
50 = 7 = 50
Only at the age of 50 one can be at the level of the contemporary dog of 7 years.
You should enjoy with your heart’s content his company with equal disabilities.
By the way, his company prevents you from getting a heart attack.
53 = 10 = 60
52 = 12 =70
This is the time you get a bypass operation and the dog would probably gets his first heart attack.
4. Now that you have become the mayor at 55 after retiring from service would you be kind to this dog who is 12 years old or sent for the Municipality exterminator.
5. They are just old senior dogs / citizens they do not have a parliament to go but only the streets but unlike you they look after our streets even at night when young
Is it reasonable to put them to death?
6. How come, if I say all the senior citizens who were ex-parliamentarians and drawing a fat pension and to save money for development of Ceylon that they should be exterminated.
Will you pass a bill and vote Yes in parliament?
Are we reasonable human beings?
There are lot of myths about dogs but here I want to illustrate few human facts that I should communicate with Maha Brahma who was a yesteryear dog exterminated to make room for Perahara Pilgrims that visit the holy city of Kandy. Most of Ceylenese end up in hell whereas all Maha Brahmas and present Assistant of Maha Brahmas were dogs from this planet earth. By clever design they ended up there and for my luck I happened to know the Present Maha Brahma’s Assistant as a Paraya dog in Kandy and I am fortunate enough to communicate with him by virtual email.
First the bad news.
Lot of Paraya Dogs were cleared up recently in preparation for Esala Perehara, the grand pageantry in this country. I want a place reserved for these dog exterminators in hell.
In some countries when they are old they are sent to Old Dogs Haven. I want the Maha Brahma to take them to heaven moment they are exterminated but make a short list of the exterminators and send that list to Apaya (Hell) Server.
I have designed a full proof program to catch dog killers and that is working nicely in Apaya Server currently but the problem is, these dog killers live longer than the dogs by many a mile due to cardiac surgery performed.
How to Compare Senior Citizens and Senior Dogs
1. The have homes for the elderly.
Haven is practically hell for the dogs.
2. Some senior citizens by that time become mayors of the holy city.
There is only extermination decree for aged dogs signed by the Mayor.
3. They never give way to juniors
But the junior dogs take charge of the brood.
I have another plea.
If one wants to age with the dog please follow, the instructions below.
Take care of a young dog at the age of 43 years. This is the time nobody seems to want you including your wife and kids.
When you are 50 your dog is 7 years old and equal to 50 years of human age.
In another three (3) when your dog is 10 he is equivalent to 60 human years and you will be 53 years.
You are younger by 7 years.
In another two years dog (at 12 years) will be 70 in human age and you will be only 55 years.
You are younger by 15 years.
43=0
50 = 7 = 50
Only at the age of 50 one can be at the level of the contemporary dog of 7 years.
You should enjoy with your heart’s content his company with equal disabilities.
By the way, his company prevents you from getting a heart attack.
53 = 10 = 60
52 = 12 =70
This is the time you get a bypass operation and the dog would probably gets his first heart attack.
4. Now that you have become the mayor at 55 after retiring from service would you be kind to this dog who is 12 years old or sent for the Municipality exterminator.
5. They are just old senior dogs / citizens they do not have a parliament to go but only the streets but unlike you they look after our streets even at night when young
Is it reasonable to put them to death?
6. How come, if I say all the senior citizens who were ex-parliamentarians and drawing a fat pension and to save money for development of Ceylon that they should be exterminated.
Will you pass a bill and vote Yes in parliament?
Are we reasonable human beings?
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