Wise Sayings

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Wise Sayings

Wife to her Accountant husband

*what is inflation?

Husband: 

Earlier you were *36-24-36.* 

But now you are

*48-40-48.* 

Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before. 

This is *INFLATION*

*Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.*

Interviewer: What is Recession? 

Candidate: When *"Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", 

that critical phase of life is called Recession!!*

*Accountancy fact:*

What is the *difference between Liability & Asset?*

A drunk friend is liability.

But, A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.

*An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.*

A- Monopoly should be broken.

B- Competition improves the quality of service.

If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!

If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!

Wonders before and after marriage.

* When you are in love, Wonders happen.

But once you get married, You wonder, what happened.

Philosophy of marriage* :

At the beginning,

every wife treats her husband as *GOD*..

Later, somehow don't know why..

alphabets get *reversed*.

*Secret formula for married couples...*

*"Love One Another"*

And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!