Slippery “Banana Bat Story” or the “Fruit Bat Story” of Ebola

Slippery “Banana Bat Story” or the “Fruit Bat Story” of Ebola

It is easy to get Ebola from a banana kept in the veranda / porch for ripening.

These are the steps.

1.The bats (who are staving in the wild due to deforestation, now venture into houses for food) come at night, and land on a tray containing banana.

2. It accidentally drops an ornamental ceramic on the floor shattering it and scattering the pieces on the floor.

3. House wife eats banana from the bunch and discovers a piece of banana on the floor and her prized ornamental ceramic on the floor.

She picks one piece and in the process cuts her tender fingers in the left hand.

She immediately touches the wound with the right hand fingers smeared with (contaminated by the bat) banana fruit contaminated with bat's saliva.

4. Then she washes her hand and wipes her face with a towel hung over night for drying.

Unfortunately, she does not know that bat's thick fruity dropping had been on it.

(She loves fruity aroma of her make-up.)

5. She had high dose of virus (minute dose of virus is enough to cause disease) in her BLOOD, BOWEL and her FACE.

She is downed with fever and later hemorrhage and was diagnosed as Dengue and was not isolated and she contaminates the entire intensive care unit.

The first case of Ebola in this country of ours was misdiagnosed.

The disease spread by our bats into the villages.

The government orders the extermination of bats and in this pretext clears, the remaining rain forest.

Poor Sri-Lankans in the cities catch the bats trapped on the giant electric wires and eat them as a delicacy.

The entire island is now on full alert and the politicians leave the country on the pretext of international Ebola conference and never return.

The Ebola has saved this country from corrupt politicians.

The caveat is one should not eat slippery banana and should not slip away from this country.

The citizens are considered a high risk population (on this planet) except politicians and are trapped in this island enclave for ever.