Friday, February 12, 2016

Failed Taking Over Control-Mosquito Strategy


Failed Taking Over Control-Mosquito Strategy

A smart mosquito called in an important political conference.

His bone of contention was that it a mosquito right violation, getting killed in the middle of a feast.

Only humans kill them and all the other animals simply oblige.

The elder mosquitoes asked to plan a defense strategy.

This is how its went.

1. Start a Research Project.

2. Hijack a human being for study.

3. Find an anesthetic injection just like the anticoagulant that the mosquito injects with its saliva.

4. Make it more potent so that human goes into deep sleep instantaneously.
They could not make it potent enough.

5. The decision was to go in swarms (teams) of ten to twenty.

6. The first batch was send to the parliament.
The reason was most of them sleep while on sessions.

7. None of them returned.
Guess why?

8. All of them got drunk which was made worse by the additive effect of the anesthetic in their system.

The corollary of this is, if YOU have a problem with mosquitoes have a big booze and go to sleep.

Our anesthetic is more powerful than what mosquitoes found.

10. Their research team is still working on anti-doping (alcohol) recipe.

Interestingly Good Governance has already found a doping drug to stop all investigations of corruption!

Mosquito Will

What would you find in a Mosquito Will?

Is it blood?
No.

Is it a Hypodermic Needle? 
No

Skin Anaesthetic?
No

Would you believe it?
It is a map to the nearest Human Victim.

Water and Motor Vehicles

The amount of water we waste in washing motor vehicles is enough to support a small forest.
Would you believe it?

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Mosquito Magic


Mosquito Magic

On reflection, I have realized that a killing a mosquito won't help my sleep.
I have to get into deep sleep before they arrive or keep up waiting to thud them with both my hands until the last one is sent to heaven by misadventure.
Both these strategies have misfired and failed.
Also the mosquitoes have not realized that easiest time to hit me is in my deep sleep.

Ideally of course when I am dreaming.
That will make sure a good meal and if I get up I have the luxury of creative ideas coming out of my dreaming brain.
Bright ideas are resistant medium in wakeful states.
The magic of Mosquitoes is that most of my creative blog posts have come out after their stings.
So if you start a blog post make sure there are plenty of mosquitoes around waiting to attack.
Every time you kill one the bad ideas that ruminate in your mind without a brain wave disappears instantaneously.
Your brains goes blank for a second and starts recharging with a bright idea.
They help me to keep up a night.
No alternative but start up the computer browse a bit and sit down and finish an article or a book.

So all my books are dedicated to these versatile mosquitoes of many species.

If not for them I would have never started or finish a book.

Brave the mosquitoes, keep up and give them the due credit for Mosquito Magic.

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Role Models

What we need is not Big Role Models with little impact BUT lot of Small Models with emancipation!

Mosquito Logic

Mosquito Logic
What does a Male Mosquito says to a fiancée while mating?
I love sex.
You love blood.
The fiancée then suggests,
shall we change our roles?
The male says,
No. No Way.
I do not mind getting killed orgasmically BUT I hate getting,
Killed with a thud while I am feeding.
The male mosquito later worked on this for his PhD.
I suppose we should give him the Nobel Prize in Philosophy!
 in the middle of my mealFiancée

Monday, February 8, 2016

Formative Years

This is a glimpse of my book "Life Hacker International"

Formative years!
We tend to do lot of mistakes with preschool years.
Especially if both parents are working.
Often the children are left in crèche or with elderly grand parents.
Their is a booming industry for preschool children with or without proper guide lines.


I think most of our parents are devoted for their education specially in cities.
 

There is mass migration to the cities primarily for employment and secondarily for education.
I will not go into how these children get the school entry perfected by all illegal means.


Our children are made to lie in their formative years and they accept lie as an essential medium for upward mobility.

 
There is a stinking system where from lawyers, to doctors, to school principals and to politicians are involved in corrupt practices.
 

That is not the intention of this book but suffice is to say it is a money spinner and black money is exchanged freely.
 

Let me be open about the facts of life.
 

1. Children should stay in their family or the extended family in their formative years. This recommendation is in spite of the known scenario that children are abused by people close to them including teachers and priests.
 

2. The parents who abuse them should have punitive actions outside the courts of law.
 

3. We should have a mechanism like Case Conferences in United Kingdom to address the underlying problems (in camera).
 

4. Form of punishment should not be monetary but community service that helps the community they live in.
 

5. Prison is the worse place to rehabilitate because the prison management as at present is controlled by the Underworld.
 

6. Protective custody is the worse case scenario, since children are abused and molested once in custody systematically.
 

7. The social services should provide monetary support for specified period not extended (then the system is abused) with monitoring of activities at all level.
 

Any officer who abuses the system should be summarily dismissed with their names gazetted and publicly displaced. They should not be absorbed into services where public are at risk of exploitation. 

This is a tall order but we need to act swiftly to regain control of these institutions.
 

There are many more issues but to save time and space, I would like to expand on the salient points.

Children acquire language from birth. May be even in utero. They respond to sound specially to music played in special baby care units.


The acquiescence of mother tongue is automatic and genetic. So if we upgrade the education of the mothers (parents or care givers) we have a good product even before entering the school.
 

There are few drawbacks.
Like right and left handedness these skills are mapped and fixed on one side of the brain.
 

Learning of a second language (Business Language like English) is made painfully difficult after 7 or ten years.
 

I am totally against children to be taught in one medium and separated from other languages in the formative years.

I am against FREE books, too.
 

I prefer, if children are exposed to preschool with proper guidelines and teachers with multi-language skills, and there should not be any language bias in instructions.

Then children as young as 3 years would start integrating well with different cultures.


They are born with this ability and we as parents by design and coerce to suppress their built in tendencies.
 

The up shoot of learning a second language is much more easier than the language skill they acquire.
 

The second language is fixed and located in the non dominant hemisphere of the brain.
 

That is the creative side of the brain when stimulated encourage them to be balanced adults.
 

Not only that, their ability to study a third or fourth language becomes easy.
 

One stream children can be brainwashed easily and become emotional and may be stupid in their orientation in a wider society. 

We have ample example of them in the parliament.

The one who is exposed to two languages is not only creative but are intelligent enough to avoid brainwashing by religious sectors of all denominations.


This is what is happening in the this country and in the Middle East.


They will never use their creative brains.

Mindful Strategy

Mindful Strategy
Vigorous and an integrated program to eliminate discrimination and enhance and uphold human dignity is the need of the moment.

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Ian Murdock-Sad Demise

 

Sad Story of Ian's Demise
 

 

 

Ian Murdock-Sad Demise

Ian was Debian Founder.
I think his wife Debra Coined the name Deb-Ian.

In this country if you cross the police YOU mysteriously disappear.

In America the way do it different.
It amounts to brutality.

Linux Community lost a Father Figure.

 Linux community all round the world should mount a protest against this brutality!

It is Like TexStar Leaving (retiring, prematurely) from PCLinux.


Reproduction 

 
A wealthy computer expert has been found dead following an encounter with police which left him hospitalised.
Ian Murdock, a millionaire software engineer famed for his work on a free operating system called Debian, took to Twitter before his death and published a number of astonishing police brutality allegations.
In a long series of social media posts, the 42-year-old father claimed "uneducated, evil, and sadistic" cops attacked him.
But the San Francisco Police Department said he was drunk at the time of his arrest, and was injured when he banged his head accidentally.
Murdock was detained early on Sunday morning, before issuing a tirade of tweets upon his release, which only stopped shortly before he died.
His Twitter account has now been closed, but records of it are being openly shared online and can still be found in Google's cache.

In his tweets, the tragic programmer threatened to commit suicide and claimed officers "beat the s*** out of him".
"My career is over now, so I'll be gone soon," he tweeted on Sunday.
Cops told the tech website The Register and a local newspaper site called SFGate that the tragic tech mogul was arrested on Saturday December 26 after police received reports of a man trying to break into a house.
Murdock had allegedly been drinking and was aggressive with officers, later sustaining a wound on his forehead which required hospital treatment.
San Francisco police spokeswoman Officer Grace Gatpandan said this injury happened when Murdock banged his head whilst struggling with officers in the back of a police car.
He was then hauled out of the car "to keep him from harming himself", she alleged, before being taken to hospital.
Murdock was then released and arrested a second time at 2.40am on Sunday morning after banging on a neighbour's door, before being locked in jail and bailed for $25,000.