Dream One, I recorded for posterity
Dreams have been a fascination of mankind and currently mine, too.
Even Lord Buddha has been answering the calls of the King Kosol long before Martin Luther King was born.
His interpretation were elaborate and have a vision for the Non-Buddha Era (Abhudhdhassa Kala) which we have truly entered into now.
This era starts at the end of 2500 years of Buddha’s Parinirvana / Parinibbana, I believe.
There is little confusion here, whether the era starts from Buddha’s birthday or after the Parinibbana.
Buddha never celebrated his birthday but his enlightenment was celebrated in heaven and earth and in all corners of the celestial bodies with all sentinel beings (not necessarily human or humanoids) participating.
His enlightenment, birth and parinibbana all three happened on the same Day or Month on May.
So we have to celebrate birth, attainment (achievements) and death and which element of the three takes precedence is a point of conjecture.
There is little confusion here, whether the era starts from Buddha’s birthday or after the Parinibbana.
Buddha never celebrated his birthday but his enlightenment was celebrated in heaven and earth and in all corners of the celestial bodies with all sentinel beings (not necessarily human or humanoids) participating.
His enlightenment, birth and parinibbana all three happened on the same Day or Month on May.
So we have to celebrate birth, attainment (achievements) and death and which element of the three takes precedence is a point of conjecture.
Just a coincidence, my mother died on the eve of my birthday and the 3 months Dhana ceremony fell on the Sinhala and Tamil New Year.
I was delighted, this was the first time in my life I had a very good excuse to avoid both birthday celebrations and new year celebrations in one go.
I thank my mother for her excellent timing after 92 years of healthy (perhaps may be ninety) life.
If we assume he (Buddha) lived 80 years and had we taken his birth as the reference point we are at least 20 years well on to the Abbhudhdhassa Kala and Buddha’s predictions are taking place right under our very nose.
If we take the enlightenment as the reference point we are into 65 years of Abbudhdhassa Kala.
If we take the birth we are well into the second century (200 years) of Abbudhdhassa Kala.
Which ever way look at it we are well into Abhudhdhassa Kala and his dream interpretations of Kosol are valid, into this century.
Point of interest here is not Kosol’s dreams and their interpretation, since they are adequately dealt with by present Buddhist monks and clergy but how and why my dreams are valid in present context.
That is where with my special connection with Maha Brahma’s Assistant, I have forged a web of (email) connection purely by accident.
I think they (My dreams) are valid otherwise Maha Brahma with his kind gesture and keen interest in dreams would not have made some connection with this present world of rapid development, especially Ceylon.
Sit back and enjoy.
One of my dreams (not in any chronological order) that I lost all my hair on my top (what is left after the patchy balding).
This was not a major concern for me because it is the ageing and heavy androgen related biochemistry but since I dreamt many a bizarre dreams, recently this dream I took it as one in the random sample to be sent to heaven by email for interpretation.
As time goes by, in an appropriate time, I will give my own interpretation (what else one expect in ripe old age, other than a good salary increment and a healthy retirement benefits) and since the government is expected to deliver miracles after miracle, I have to delay my comments for a future ( retirement) date.
Maha Brahma’s interpretation.
1. Do not worry man this does not apply to you.
2. Your androgen will remain active till you die.
3. You won’t become a monk and the ceiling of 2600 New Buddhist Monks have already been made and decided.
No more entries and you are excluded by default.
4. In future male babies will be born with balding with very active androgen at birth and they will be sexually active and procreate faster.
5. There won’t be any puberty.
6. Adults males will be very small like what depicted in Steven Spielberg’s Close Encounters.
7. Size of the phallus will be small but brain will be inappropriately large to deal with the new found sex freedom in the cradle.
8. However, females will be much bigger (they are emancipated) simply due to relative lack of androgen / oestrogen action and males will be like drones (Afghanistan) or male bees in a bee colony.
On Maha Brahma’s Assistant’s advice I have dropped publishing the latter comments (very expressive in nature) from 9 to 20 and you have to use your own imagination to think about or dream about them.
There is one small reference to me though, which stated that the hair cut (the special onion ring type on top of my head) will be very popular and they will charge a hefty amount for this style, especially during the I.P.L cricket.
It is better for me to start a barber saloon in my retirement to supplement my meager retirement benefit and think of outsourcing it to India during I.P.L.
Update 17th, The Wesak Poya Day
Casual look at the interpretation is bizarre but if one applies modern scientific tenor, something radical is emerging with genome project well in advance now.
1. Man and many advanced animals have 50 cell cycles in their life time.
2. About 42 to 45 are consumed by about 15 years of age.
3. There is a condition called progeria where babies are born in advanced stage of cell cycle and rapidly age and die young.
4. If we take a somatocyte from (with mutated genome) a case of this condition one can modulate few more cell cycles to be advanced by culturing under correct conditions, with sexual maturation and bald head.
5. Presto!
Conditioned mentioned by Maha Brahma is satisfied.
6. I believe aliens who visit us have already perfected this method for their scientific studies in space and using them as guinea pigs for their experimentation.
I thank my mother for her excellent timing after 92 years of healthy (perhaps may be ninety) life.
If we assume he (Buddha) lived 80 years and had we taken his birth as the reference point we are at least 20 years well on to the Abbhudhdhassa Kala and Buddha’s predictions are taking place right under our very nose.
If we take the enlightenment as the reference point we are into 65 years of Abbudhdhassa Kala.
If we take the birth we are well into the second century (200 years) of Abbudhdhassa Kala.
Which ever way look at it we are well into Abhudhdhassa Kala and his dream interpretations of Kosol are valid, into this century.
Point of interest here is not Kosol’s dreams and their interpretation, since they are adequately dealt with by present Buddhist monks and clergy but how and why my dreams are valid in present context.
That is where with my special connection with Maha Brahma’s Assistant, I have forged a web of (email) connection purely by accident.
I think they (My dreams) are valid otherwise Maha Brahma with his kind gesture and keen interest in dreams would not have made some connection with this present world of rapid development, especially Ceylon.
Sit back and enjoy.
One of my dreams (not in any chronological order) that I lost all my hair on my top (what is left after the patchy balding).
This was not a major concern for me because it is the ageing and heavy androgen related biochemistry but since I dreamt many a bizarre dreams, recently this dream I took it as one in the random sample to be sent to heaven by email for interpretation.
As time goes by, in an appropriate time, I will give my own interpretation (what else one expect in ripe old age, other than a good salary increment and a healthy retirement benefits) and since the government is expected to deliver miracles after miracle, I have to delay my comments for a future ( retirement) date.
Maha Brahma’s interpretation.
1. Do not worry man this does not apply to you.
2. Your androgen will remain active till you die.
3. You won’t become a monk and the ceiling of 2600 New Buddhist Monks have already been made and decided.
No more entries and you are excluded by default.
4. In future male babies will be born with balding with very active androgen at birth and they will be sexually active and procreate faster.
5. There won’t be any puberty.
6. Adults males will be very small like what depicted in Steven Spielberg’s Close Encounters.
7. Size of the phallus will be small but brain will be inappropriately large to deal with the new found sex freedom in the cradle.
8. However, females will be much bigger (they are emancipated) simply due to relative lack of androgen / oestrogen action and males will be like drones (Afghanistan) or male bees in a bee colony.
On Maha Brahma’s Assistant’s advice I have dropped publishing the latter comments (very expressive in nature) from 9 to 20 and you have to use your own imagination to think about or dream about them.
There is one small reference to me though, which stated that the hair cut (the special onion ring type on top of my head) will be very popular and they will charge a hefty amount for this style, especially during the I.P.L cricket.
It is better for me to start a barber saloon in my retirement to supplement my meager retirement benefit and think of outsourcing it to India during I.P.L.
Update 17th, The Wesak Poya Day
Casual look at the interpretation is bizarre but if one applies modern scientific tenor, something radical is emerging with genome project well in advance now.
1. Man and many advanced animals have 50 cell cycles in their life time.
2. About 42 to 45 are consumed by about 15 years of age.
3. There is a condition called progeria where babies are born in advanced stage of cell cycle and rapidly age and die young.
4. If we take a somatocyte from (with mutated genome) a case of this condition one can modulate few more cell cycles to be advanced by culturing under correct conditions, with sexual maturation and bald head.
5. Presto!
Conditioned mentioned by Maha Brahma is satisfied.
6. I believe aliens who visit us have already perfected this method for their scientific studies in space and using them as guinea pigs for their experimentation.
Their small size, rapid cell cycle and short life are precondition for laboratory study in preference to Zebra fish, flies, bees and worms.
They do not have to hijack humans now and only a few cells are all that is necessary.
They have more advanced culturing methods and manipulation in space.
7. There is very interesting genetic analysis that is emerging in America now.
They are studying Gorilla and us the humans and found what is missing in us in evolution.
Gorilla has 48 chromosomes and we have 46.
They have more advanced culturing methods and manipulation in space.
7. There is very interesting genetic analysis that is emerging in America now.
They are studying Gorilla and us the humans and found what is missing in us in evolution.
Gorilla has 48 chromosomes and we have 46.
We have lost a big chunk of genetic information.
We have lost a certain receptor for androgen 3 to 5 million year ago.
When that happened the phallus (penis) became smaller (of the human) and the brain became bigger.
The acquisition of language capability came some millions years later.
We have a living record of a child in the current century (in this country) saying Mahinda Mama in an election rally even before saying da da or ma ma.
The correct conditions are there in some gifted children to learn all three languages even before preschool.
There will be tiny professors earning million of rupees employed by IMF with sexual precocity, economic vision and foreign language capability including Sinhala even before five years of age.
We do not want a 62 year prostatic old man to run the IMF then.
We have lost a certain receptor for androgen 3 to 5 million year ago.
When that happened the phallus (penis) became smaller (of the human) and the brain became bigger.
The acquisition of language capability came some millions years later.
We have a living record of a child in the current century (in this country) saying Mahinda Mama in an election rally even before saying da da or ma ma.
The correct conditions are there in some gifted children to learn all three languages even before preschool.
There will be tiny professors earning million of rupees employed by IMF with sexual precocity, economic vision and foreign language capability including Sinhala even before five years of age.
We do not want a 62 year prostatic old man to run the IMF then.
He can run for presidency in any Macho godforsaken country.
Only good thing is the penis of this genius is very small and the brain is very large and unlawful sex act with violent intent causes minimal damage even to a virgin.
We have to redefine the criminal law then with the exception to geniuses employed by IMF to enjoy their short life (may be 7 years or little more).
American legislators won’t be able to send them to gallows for 25 years.
One day in prison cell is OK without opposite sex in a nearby cell.
Cell Cycles, Cell Divisions and Prison Cells have to be different then.
I hope I would be gone by then since in my geriatric age there is no place for me except in high heaven, advising the Maha’s Assistant to reverse the trend and bring some sanity to earthlings, or advance the trend more especially to America, Ceylon and their subjects and the U.N.O. officials overseeing these two countries.
We can send a kid to UNO in place of Bunki Moon, until then!
Only good thing is the penis of this genius is very small and the brain is very large and unlawful sex act with violent intent causes minimal damage even to a virgin.
We have to redefine the criminal law then with the exception to geniuses employed by IMF to enjoy their short life (may be 7 years or little more).
American legislators won’t be able to send them to gallows for 25 years.
One day in prison cell is OK without opposite sex in a nearby cell.
Cell Cycles, Cell Divisions and Prison Cells have to be different then.
I hope I would be gone by then since in my geriatric age there is no place for me except in high heaven, advising the Maha’s Assistant to reverse the trend and bring some sanity to earthlings, or advance the trend more especially to America, Ceylon and their subjects and the U.N.O. officials overseeing these two countries.
We can send a kid to UNO in place of Bunki Moon, until then!
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