Training my Virtual Medical Assistants (V.M.A) Secretaries

Training my Virtual Medical Assistants (V.M.A) Secretaries

Training my Virtual Medical Assistants (V.M.A) Secretaries

Posted on December 4, 2011  

I love the idea of using a Virtual Medical Assistant (V.M.A for short).

Thank god I am in my twilight years and listening to birds singing is one of my natural pastimes and trying to figure out which bird is calling and which bird is answering is not an easy task.

But the idea of voice activated cellphone is a welcome addition to an armory of medically offensive gadgets that are springing by numbers.

Dictaphone was in my armory when I was working abroad. 

I could do a very good dictation without punctuation marks and my secretaries never bothered to phone back and ask me for any clarifications. That was a very positive effort on my part and my superiors very much like my approach except a few, since I did not try to show off any accent but pure and simple Queen’s English, I dictated.

Mind you I was talking to a voice machine and not a person.

The idiot, the Dictaphone does not have any emotions and only records my voice.

I tell them that putting fullstops, commas, semicolons and apostrophes are her job and not mine.

When things were very difficult unlike S.M.S. I wrote down the specific stuff clearly to save their time.

I hope and pray that smart-phone becoming intelligent and telling me back you are creepy and some sort of a sob.

Advantages.

1. After some time smart-phone will instantly know what you are trying to do.

 

2. Unlike human secretaries who make the same mistakes over, over again smart-phone would never repeat mistakes.

 

3. One can take home the Virtual Secretary unlike the human with bizarre consequence at home boundary.

 

4. One can switch off the VMA with just a push of a button unlike a jabbering soul with money / home problems.

 

5. At worse I can thrash it on the floor.

 

I have to think of the 6 to 10 as and when my lateral thinking makes me to do so.

 

For me it is a smart innovation.

 

6. If I see a guy/girl I hate (on my war path) to meet or talk or exchange any greetings I can pretend I am very busy talking to it (of cause switched off and with so many adversaries including politicians. I do not want to run dry the battery life) and escape harmlessly. 

I see this happening every day of my life since I do not still carry a smart phone.

 

Footnote 1

It is now known that disappearance of bees and their migration pattern is affected by cellphones and microwave activity.

Like the climate-gate scientists who are still hiding behind huge amount of distorted facts by agents and their companies.

 

Footnote 2

We have a few answers. Last May, the International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC, a branch of the World Health Organization), in Lyon, France, issued a statement that the electromagnetic frequencies from cell phones would henceforth be classified as “possibly carcinogenic to humans.” The determination was based in part on data from a 13-country study, called Interphone, which reported in 2008 that after a decade of cell phone use, the risk of getting a brain tumor — specifically on the side of the head where the phone is placed — goes up as much as 40 percent for adults. Israeli researchers, using study methods similar to the Interphone investigation, have found that heavy cell phone users were more likely to suffer malignant tumors of the salivary gland in the cheek, while an independent study by scientists in Sweden concluded that people who started using a cell phone before the age of 20 were five times as likely to develop a brain tumor. According to a study published in the International Journal of Cancer Prevention, people living for more than a decade within 350 meters of a cell phone tower experience a four-fold increase in cancer rates.