- 
DinoFelis
  says, "One of the names I used in the past … RobertPlant."
 
- 
Trix
  says, "I went with cartoon
  …
  as in … cartoon network."
 
- 
Guinness66
  says, "Well, it IS the Gateway
  to happiness!"
 
- 
SimCard
  says, "Roto
  – a paean to those who pronounce the word router with an Aussie
  accent."
 
- 
Hylton
  says, "It is the gate to all knowledge and heaven for some so
  why not Pearlygates."
 
- 
Jarrod
  says, "Sol
  – simple and central!"
 
- 
Ohpunk
  says, "As I said ... mine is: BlackBriar
  (darn Bourne films.. lol)"
 
- 
Larry
  says, "I have three – skellig,
  epitome,
  fatboy."
 
- 
One
  of the greats says, "Access
  Denied."
 
- 
User
  says, "I’ve always been a fan of press1now."
 
- 
Brent
  T. says, "virusinstaller."
 
- 
Idk
  says, "I put mine as Not
  Available..lol."
 
- 
David
  says, "I went for Nimda
  – I dare you to connect!"
 
- 
1Quake
  says,"Virus.
  How bout that!"
 
- 
Zx
  says, "The
  Iron Lotus."
 
- 
Othiambo
  says, "I went with Excalibur
  as in the sword for King Arthur."
 
- 
Genise
  says, "Gotcha."
 
- 
David
  says, "Two networks –evil
  trifecta
  and Get
  your virus here."
 
- 
Jennym
  says: I went with Hal,
  you know, from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
   
- 
Brian
  says, "I have five: alpha,
  bravo,
  charlie,
  delta,
  echo."
 
- 
Nothingtoseeheremovealongnow
 
- 
teh_interwebz
 
- 
Get_your_own
 
- 
youfoundme
 
- 
Awesome
  says, "SkyNet."
 
- 
Dedd
  says, "the
  password is."
  
  
 
- 
Nick
  says, "Rofl at some of these names … SkyNet
  and
  virusinstaller. How
  about seXBox?"
 
- 
Kate
  says, "Aorta."
 
- 
Tye
  says, "You are all boring: Abraham
  Linksys."
 
- 
Phil
  says, "I like the name Escher,
  after M. C. Escher and his great artworks."
 
- 
ProfessorX
  says, "Two that I like to use …Luke
  WiFi Walker
  and Starfleet
  Communications."
 
- 
Jeff
  says,"Series
  Of Tubes."
 
- 
Reno
  says, "Remote
  Hard Drive Formatting Utility.All
  are welcome to log in!"
 
- 
Guinness66
  says, "Jarvis
  – The butler from the Avengers."
 
- 
Carl
  P. says, "Mine is named Boomerang."
 
- 
Jb
  says, "Not
  Found."
 
- 
Bill
  says, "How about Death
  Star."
 
- 
W32/Alphx.worm.a
  says, "I periodically choose a virus name from a virus Top
  Threats list. My router SSID is currently named W32.Mydoom.I@mm."
 
- 
Yoe
  says, "Carlos
  'chuck' Norris."
 
- 
Matthewbe
  says, "I put it as Other."
 
- 
Sleasl
  says, "Virus.executable.funhouse."
   
- 
Try
  this says, "FBI_surveillance_van_2712.
  I change the number on a regular basis to keep my neighbors on
  edge."
 
- 
Ali
  says, "How about Access
  Denied?"
 
- 
bowman
  says, "BonusTurtleMeat.
  I
  watch too much 30 Rock."
 
- 
Schwabbl
  says, "worst
  name ever."
 
- 
Clay
  says, "Mine right now is captain
  front butt."
 
- 
Ali
  says,"Your
  neighbor."
 
- 
Kriter
  says, "I believe in (future) shock therapy. NSA.TST.4160-1."
 
- 
Crooked
  says, "Paper.
  Like paper router."
 
- 
Sirez
  says, "Nothing compares to my favorite GodLivesHere.
  I
  scanned that one going through the desert once and was like wtf
  mate? Dad turn around god lives in that mobile home!”
 
- 
Robbyp
  says, "My router's name was Oh
  Baby Click Me and
  wanna
  click on me."
 
- 
Cbanbury
  says, "ID-10T-3rr."
 
- 
Francesco
  says, "I
  Will Hack You."
 
- 
Mazzy
  says, "Press
  Alt-F4 to Connect."
 
- 
Don_Q
  says, "Not_Yours."
 
- 
Nathaniel
  G. says, "I have a D-Link router. I named it linksys."
 
- 
Nateg
  says, "My dogs name - Abby’s!"
 
- 
Gregory
  G. says, "My SSID is Rollbar."
 
- 
Dave
  says, "Mine is Hidden."
 
- 
A
  Guy says, "AirPort
  or Hackulous."
   
- 
Bro
  says, "Virus
  Detected!"
 
- 
Somebody
  says, "Everybodydie
  …
  because who wouldn’t want to click on that?"
 
- 
Nelly
  says, "Wu
  Tang Lan."
 
- 
sureshot22
  says, "Moe’s
  Tavern."
 
- 
Ric
  says, "My suggestions would be Beam_me_up_Scottie
  and
  Phallic_Caput.You
  figure that last one out!"
 
- 
Beth
  says, "Mine’s called nacho,
  as in nacho router."
 
- 
Andrew
  says, "Virus
  Detected by Network!
  And I
  hacked your cellphone."
 
- 
Jknights
  says, "Network
  not found."
 
- 
Rob
  says, "Stuxnet."
 
- 
R007
  9aNda says, "Fly
  like a wifi."
 
- 
Jack
  says, "More
  Cowbell."
 
- 
Tom
  White says, "I live at number 30 and my ISP is Sky so I came
  up with the idea of SKYat30."
 
- 
Tom
  says, "your_mum."
 
- 
Jordan
  E. says, "And the winner is NachoWifi."
 
- 
7Winter
  says "Mine is the
  wireless g spot
  since it’s a G-router."
 
- 
Jason
  says, "HeyUGetOffMyLAN."
 
- 
Jason
  says, "router-IHardlyKnowHer."
 
- 
James
  says, "Mine is Archangel
  Network from
  Doctor Who."
 
- 
Kel
  says, "HionWifi."
 
- 
RouterKing
  says, "I once was a U.S. soldier, so I keep the people
  guessing with 5th
  Signal Command."
 
- 
Ichido
  says, "Mine is ”
  “That’s
  Hidden"
   
- 
Ron
  says, "My neighbor is an annoying Cowboys fan living in New
  York, so I use Cowboys
  SUCK. We
  don't talk much anymore."
 
- 
Lambdadad
  says, "hard
  drive reformat in progress."
 
- 
Johnny
  P. says, "I live in Louisiana in Terribonne Parish, home of
  the Terribonne Parish Sheriff Office. My wireless network name is
  TPSO
  Surveillance Van 2."
 
- 
Ange
  says, "the
  LAN before time …
  my absolute favorite."
 
- 
Kneverknow
  says, "Stiffler’sMom."
 
- 
Anon
  says, "56k-Modem.
  No visitors so far."
 
- 
Tom
  says, "BillWiTheScienceFi."
 
- 
Trey
  says, "Mine is Luke,
  I am your Fahjha."
 
- 
Ideaa13
  says, "FBI
  Protected Access."
 
- 
Damien
  St.C. says, "Just changed mine to CIA_safehouse_3."
 
- 
Symptom
  says, "This is my favorite name ... FBI
  Van 1."
 
- 
1Juan
  says, "I go with EpsteinsMothersDoctor."
 
- 
Dhaundre
  says, "Mine is THEN
  I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE."
 
- 
Prateek
  C. says, "My wi-fi name is c:\virus.exe."
 
- 
Sixsixsixseth
  says, "BabySealClub."
 
- 
Habib
  960t says, "Mine is Habib’s
  Wifi."
 
- 
Xsparkaflame
  says, "2girls1router,"
 
- 
Nate
  says, "I am going with KGB
  Secure Database."
 
- 
Dan
  says, "I’ve seen this near my daughter’s apartment (
  . )( . ) My
  favorite by far!"
 
- 
Serpent
  says, "I had a user connect to my network (before password
  protecting it) called Peter-MacBook, so I renamed the network Peter
  Stop Stealing My Internet."
 
- 
Riley
  says, "My favorite is Serveilance_Van_9."
 
- 
Alessandro
  Santos says, "Vogon
  Constructor Fleet – Ship #247."
 
- 
Russell
  C says, "An unknown neighbor has one called no
  connection.
  Since it is unsecured, I decided to connect. Unfortunately, it was
  not connected to the internet or to any computers."
 
- 
Jes
  says, "Mine is Teabag0."
 
- 
Ric
  says, "GetUrOwn
  for wifi stealer."
 
- 
Lisbeth
  says, "Asphyxia
  1.3 after
  the hacking program used in the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo."
 
- 
Scooper82
  says, "Amanda
  Hugginkis Eat my shorts."
 
- 
C
  A G says, "My router’s name is GENESIS."
 
- 
Vrjake81
  says, "thank
  you for using WEP."
 
- 
Dice
  says, "Mine is simply .–
  .. ..-. .. which
  in morse code is Wifi."
 
- 
Mr.
  powell says, "Mine is Hide
  Yo Kids Hide Yo WiFi. My
  friend’s is Bronet."
 
- 
Drewdad
  says, "I
  read your E-mail."
 
- 
Cott
  says, "The
  Gibson."
 
- 
Dave
  says, "Dagobah
  System."
 
- 
Jz
  says, "How about IT
  HURTS WHEN IP."
 
- 
Mario
  says, "I live near a Chinese restaurant called Golden City. I
  named my wifi GOLDENCITY
  Deliver Cats for FREE."
 
- 
RC
  says, "I have mine set up as Shadynasty,
  pronounced “SHA-Dynasty" from an It’s Always Sunny in
  Philadelphia TV Show. I’ve seen one called The
  Dharma Initiative."
 
- 
Aten
  says, "MiDixiWrecked."
 
- 
Mad
  Hatter says, "Nuclear
  Launch detected."
 
- 
Ed
  says, "Mine is Uranus."
 
- 
Teck22
  says, "The best name for a wireless network is virus.exe."
 
- 
Ugabuk
  says, "The best I've seen are Mom
  Click Here For Internet and
  “”
  (networks
  with hidden SSID appear like this in network hacking tools).
 
- 
Marcozark
  says, "My current iteration is C:\gullible.virus.exe."
 
- 
Ohn
  says, "I rename mine from time to time. Some I’ve used are
  IWANTURCREDITCARD,
  GETURIDSTOLENHERE,
  ITSMYROUTER,
  ILIKTOREADURMAIL,
  IGOTURCREDITCARD
  and
  a host of others.
 
- 
Jake
  says, "Mine is onedoesnotsimplylogintoMordor."
 
- 
SM
  says, "Mine is xoxoGossipGirl.
  Might change it to Funhouse."
 
- 
TJ
  Breezy says, 'Mine is •
  NETGEAR13 •.'
 
- 
Me
  says, "Mine was NOT4U
  but
  it looks too neutral now."
 
- 
John
  says, "I put FBI
  station 3."
 
- 
RICHARD
  says, "Mine is now being changed to
  c:dharma,pearl.islandnet.
  Outdated LOST reference."
 
- 
Lawson
  says, "My network name is Skyfall."
 
- 
Raj
  says, "U
  can’t Steal kid but U can beg."
 
- 
Ksl64
  says, "I have Iseeyou,
  iViruz,
  DeadLink."
 
- 
Ian
  C. says, "In the past, I’ve used PacketMan
  and
  Tesla.
  Currently using the even lower profile RFID."
 
- 
Nithin
  says, "BoysNextDoor."
 
- 
Ignatius
  R says, "Virus
  and Spam Headquarters."
 
- 
Chris
  says, "Number12arewankers.
  I
  don’t like my neighbors."
 
- 
Suman
  says, "As a biologist I prefer Genome."
 
- 
DcinFL
  says, "NoMoFreeNet4U."
 
- 
John
  K. says, "I went with FBI
  Surveillance Van 9. The
  9 I put randomly."
 
- 
Ravi
  J says, "Get
  Off My Lawn."
 
- 
DisPeggy
  says, "Best I’ve seen so far is Amish-Wireless.
  Shouldn’t
  have many users."
 
- 
Clay
  S.says, "I use the name FBI
  Van."
 
- 
Ixnay
  says, "henryhill
  2.4ghz, travisbickle
  5ghz."
 
- 
Chuck
  says, "Mine is U
  S Nat Sec Surv Van F-250 Nr 7."
 
- 
Rockstar
  says, "Mine is 130013$.
  Guess that !"
 
- 
Clvrty
  says, "Currently mine is set to: JAR
  – Just Another Router."
 
- 
Mike
  K
  says,
  "I just changed mine to HomelessShelter."
 
- 
Kyle.a.torfin says,
  "u
  router u brought her."
 
- 
Chi
  Am says, "Currently, mine is 4uBeach."
 
- 
Thor
  says, "Snowden’s
  NSA Mirror."
 
- 
HyperNV
  says, "I have a patent on WIFILeaks."
 
- 
Godcmplx
  says, "My router is named Hydrogen."
 
- 
Silvash
  says, "spynet."