Mosquito Puzzles
1. Why are mosquitoes not counted on census?
Answer is,
They do not have voting rights.
2. What happens to a mosquito who bites a Ceylonese politician?
Answer is,
She becomes completely disorientated.
3. When is the best time to check mate a mosquito?
Answer is,
When it is drunk.
4. Why mosquitoes avoids feeding on drunkards?
Answer is,
They prefer to be sober before “a flight check in” or “a medical check up”.
5. When did the mosquitoes had a medical check up?
Answer is,
When the dengue team arrives.
6. Why most of the urban mosquitoes are not fully insured?
Answer is,
The premium has gone up.
7. What happens to mosquitoes when the war breaks up?
Answer is,
They catch the next flight to places where living beings with a blood meals are available.
After death blood clots and even their anticoagulants do not work.
8. Why do the mosquitoes love pigs?
Answer is,
They are almost spherical on top and the mosquitoes have large surface area to work on.
Besides, they do not have big ears like for instance of an elephant to ward them off.
9. When do the mosquitoes have music festival?
Answer is,
When they are hungry?
10. Do mosquitoes retire?
Answer is,
No.
They are workaholic until they die.
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