The Dream-Devil Woman
I was on my way to a village in a very remote place. I came across a steep hill on the other side which appeared to be a cliff. The foot path up was on the rock which appeared slippery due to rain water dripping down.
On the bottom of the hill there were a few onlookers looking up in amazement to see a young mother climbing the cliff with two children one in each of her arms. In a glance without any hesitation dressed up in footwear not suitable for slippery rock and a heavy James Bond case in hand, I moved up in case, if the mother needed help, that I could volunteer.
I suppose I wanted play James Bond in this remote village. A very ambitious intent.
In couple of fast steps, I reached up to where the woman has just got the older child barely off the difficult part the hill and was about to push herself up balancing her other child in her hand.
I asked her whether I could help her.
But annoyed, in a loud voice she said NO.
By this time I was balancing on one foot not able to go forward or stop myself slipping down. I had only one option slip down ungracefully to the loud laughter of the onlookers. I may have dropped my suitcase in an instant too, but woke up with shame.
I was very happy it was a dream.
I immediately sat in front of my computer and emailed it to Maha Brahma, the Greatest of all Gods.
He replied in kind with his new global, No Battery Tablet, which is supposed to be bigger than the New Airport in Ceylon.
I thanked him profusely for his support that the inauguration went on smoothly with his divine help. He said he loves anything airborne, even a weather balloon and Airbus was his high priority for Ceylon.
He also said he would standby with all his might for a few more air planes.
Then I asked him what about the carbon footprint.
Don’t be ridiculous how can a few Airbuses will change the world weather?
That was unexpected not knowing what to say, I retorted, what about the collapse of our economy and debt crisis.
I thought they were play tools like in heaven.
They not cost like a Heavenly Jelly Beans on earth.
It is quite the contrary. Sir.
I am sorry
I did not know that.
I am not an economist and we do not have a treasury or finance minister in heaven, he said.
What about the cash in heaven.
There is no cash here but eternal goodwill.
Is that so?
So rich people will have no chance of buying a ticket to heaven.
Noway, as long as I am the boss.
Interpretation
Did you really dream it?
You were very stupid know.
I was incapacitated Sir.
I came down to my bottom dollar of ego and down to earth instantaneously, Sir.
Well good then.
This interpretation is in three parts.
Why?
Will you wait for a while.
I was on my way to a village in a very remote place. I came across a steep hill on the other side which appeared to be a cliff. The foot path up was on the rock which appeared slippery due to rain water dripping down.
On the bottom of the hill there were a few onlookers looking up in amazement to see a young mother climbing the cliff with two children one in each of her arms. In a glance without any hesitation dressed up in footwear not suitable for slippery rock and a heavy James Bond case in hand, I moved up in case, if the mother needed help, that I could volunteer.
I suppose I wanted play James Bond in this remote village. A very ambitious intent.
In couple of fast steps, I reached up to where the woman has just got the older child barely off the difficult part the hill and was about to push herself up balancing her other child in her hand.
I asked her whether I could help her.
But annoyed, in a loud voice she said NO.
By this time I was balancing on one foot not able to go forward or stop myself slipping down. I had only one option slip down ungracefully to the loud laughter of the onlookers. I may have dropped my suitcase in an instant too, but woke up with shame.
I was very happy it was a dream.
I immediately sat in front of my computer and emailed it to Maha Brahma, the Greatest of all Gods.
He replied in kind with his new global, No Battery Tablet, which is supposed to be bigger than the New Airport in Ceylon.
I thanked him profusely for his support that the inauguration went on smoothly with his divine help. He said he loves anything airborne, even a weather balloon and Airbus was his high priority for Ceylon.
He also said he would standby with all his might for a few more air planes.
Then I asked him what about the carbon footprint.
Don’t be ridiculous how can a few Airbuses will change the world weather?
That was unexpected not knowing what to say, I retorted, what about the collapse of our economy and debt crisis.
I thought they were play tools like in heaven.
They not cost like a Heavenly Jelly Beans on earth.
It is quite the contrary. Sir.
I am sorry
I did not know that.
I am not an economist and we do not have a treasury or finance minister in heaven, he said.
What about the cash in heaven.
There is no cash here but eternal goodwill.
Is that so?
So rich people will have no chance of buying a ticket to heaven.
Noway, as long as I am the boss.
Interpretation
Did you really dream it?
You were very stupid know.
I was incapacitated Sir.
I came down to my bottom dollar of ego and down to earth instantaneously, Sir.
Well good then.
This interpretation is in three parts.
Why?
Will you wait for a while.
Part I
You did not know that woman was devil.
Wana-mohinie?
Wana-mohinie has only one child, I am told.
She is worse.
She will destroy your image first.
Then she will destroy your stature.
Thirdly she will eat you up live.
That is why you terminated the dream?
Yes.
Part II
Any sensible person in this world should not volunteer any help in Ceylon, even in a village and the U.N.O. is not excluded.
If you tried to do that she would drop the child in her hand. The onlookers will kill you and this devil woman would not sweat a bit for her catch.
But this is a Buddhist country know?
How can that happen?
Don’t you know some of the guys supporting Bodu Balawageya are devil’s incarnations?
Those fellows will even represent as lawyers for the devil in defence of their case.
I was dumbfounded.
Part III
The wise decision would have been for you to wait at the bottom till this woman safely crossed over to the other side.
But she would not cross but would linger and the onlookers will choose you to help her.
But none of this happened and she did cross to the other side, you know.
That is because while you slipped down you dropped the bag with dollars.
The onlookers killed each other for the few dollars.
She went to call the other devil guys / girls for the feast.
Maha Brahma disappeared quickly saying ”Devils always win on earth specially in Ceylon”.
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