Bacterial Logic and Forensic Toxicology

This is a convoluted piece only a forensic guy will understand.

Neither Ranil the current Raja nor the  Ex Raja would understand the logics, literally or metaphorically.

This has nothing to do with current starvation strategy of the government to save money to pay the salary of 225 MPs and their dependants.

Arguments goes like this why we have one bowel motion a day.

Of course some have three purges a day called 'Ka Hatiye Bada Yama" and I have not understood the scientific bacterial logic of 3 motions a day.

Somebody else should do a PhD on that topic.

It is our own Lamabadusuriya who did a PhD on ion channels and the need for glucose not sucrose in rehydration fluid apart from Sodium and Potassium (me adding vitamins in 1973 as an intern some of my Sinhala colleagues thought, I had gone mad).

Sodium, Potassium and rehydration fluid which WHO borrowed from US was out of the Formulary Committee headed by Professor Senaka Bible.

I have a single copy of Formulary Notes and the list of other names in 1968, I will post it here, on a later date, with some of their  volatile statements, that I can remember.

By the way, 1968 is the year we entered the university 54 years ago.

Out 55th anniversary is next year by that time, I hope Anthony Fausi CDC chairman is ousted after a formal inquiry of mishandling of China and his outreaches of money swindlers in pharmaceutical companies world wide, including in UK.

Coming back to my original preposition why one motion (not one nation) a day and the corollary one meal a day.

It goes like this.

1. 60 % of our faeces is bacteria.

2. They are vital for us including providing B vitamins and  K vitamin.

3. If you flush them fully we succumb to loss of 60% of the cell load of the body.

An amazing biological factory.

Mind you they are so tiny the mass contribution in weight is so tiny like Tiny Linux (4 to 8 MBs in memory here) but in numerical numbers they outnumber the current human population.

So if you count the number of bowel bacteria in Chinese population, ordinary binary computer will crack in a few seconds.

We need a quantum computer to count the number of Chinese bacteria (I stop counting their viruses).

4. They are called friendly bacteria.
I have a book on that topic.

5. Giving antibiotics to kill about 40 types of pathological bacteria is not logical.

6. Invariably leads to drug resistant pathological bacteria.

7. That is the survival strategy irrespective of that the bacteria are commensal or pathogenic.

8. These bacteria divide once in 24 hour cycles is my belief.

So one has to empty one bacterial load once in 24 hours.

They divide in 20 minute cycles.

9. More importantly in their sugar  metabolism they produce water and carbon dioxide.

10. Carbon dioxide make a big noise like politicians and is called political farts.

11. The water that is essential is reabsorbed even during periods of starvation.

It is called the water of metabolism.

Lower colon is the only place where water is absorbed in the body, solely by ion channels.

What a vital organ and we die in 3 days without water.

12. So using this biological hole for homosexuality is forbidden by 60% of the bacterial occupants whose downright biological residence.

13. That is why I hate homosexuals, like the Russians and Putin Do.

14. Current democrats are all homos and that is why the economic meltdown.

15. Please save bacteria and our Ar,. Ses.