Religious Quagmire

Religious Quagmire

There was an international conference on Religions to answer the Question, “What is Going On, Earth?”.

Buddhist representative was asked “Why there is so much Hate in Ceylon”?

His answer was simple: If we do not practice Hate as proposed by the BBS, then the other religions cannot see what it means by “Metta” in Buddhism.

Our Metta Buddha is eons away for reincarnation, we need to see him in real life to practice “Metta”.

Till then Hate is the default system.

Then the Next question is from a Hindu representative from India.

Why Krishna is not coming?

He said he was on holiday after India lost the World Cup qualification.

Siva is preparing the battle field for the loss and the only way to avoid conflict is an eon holiday.

Mind you according to my information, Maha Brahma is also on an eon holiday and a Ceylon dog (reincarnation) in heaven is deputizing him as the acting Maha and India is cross with heaven for electing a Ceylon Dog.

Then the Jewish representative was asked;

Why there is a delay in god coming?

His prompt response was unless all the Hindu gods are decimated they cannot take up with Muslims gods in real time.

That explains the delay.

Then a true Christian was asked;

Why there is a delay in Christ coming?

He said there is technical hitch.

It is very difficult to make a virgin pregnant.

It needs eons of practice.

Then questioner retorted “Why not try I.V. F for a change?

That is painful and it is prohibited to make somebody pregnant under sedation, anyway.

Then the Muslim representative was asked why the Delay in Your God Coming?

They are still trying to create their own heaven without Christians, Jews, Hindus and all the other denominations and that heaven has to be at a higher level than the other heavens and hells and the law of gravity does not permit such an event and the whole universe would explode, with a slightest of a mistake along with their creator god.

That is why the delay.

So I am assured, that the coming of god is nowhere in sight, it is a non entity in our time.
 

The problem with the above scenario is there is no room for a real atheist like me.

The reason being that most of the current atheists are not born atheists but converts who come from above four or five domains with some residual elements hindering clear comprehension.

 

Some of them are on the fringe of lunatic behaviour and concoct bizarre concepts worse than religions.

So open atheist forum is practically non existent in the current world.

I of course add spice into these confused forums adding another dimension called alien beings who may or may not visit us by chance coincidence.

The idea is to create lateral thinking (De Bono strategy) forums with philosophical gifts.

I have so far failed in my attempts to make a brand of enhanced emancipated beings.

 

I fear and I do not want guys and girls to end up in lunatic asylums and blog my ideas here.

 

I know nobody reads them except me.

 

That is the beauty and the whole idea of the Internet, blog your frustration at lib.