Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes

1. Why are mosquitoes not counted on census?
They do not have voting rights.

2.What happens to a mosquito who bites a Sri-Lankan politician?
It (she) becomes completely disorientated.

3.When is the best time to check mate a mosquito?
When it is drunk.

4. Why mosquitoes avoids feeding on drunkards?
They prefer to be sober before a flight check in Or a medical check up.

5. When did the mosquitoes had a medical check up?
When the dengue team arrives.

7. Why most of the urban mosquitoes are not fully insured?
The premium has gone up.

8. What is the first thing a mosquito does when it lands on the moon?
It takes the space suit off for the first feed which it missed on the flight.

9. What happens to a mosquito who lands on a nudist camp.
She does not know where to begin.

10. What does it do when it meets a fellow mosquito in a nudist camp?
Check the sex to mate.

They are not homosexual (unlike human beings).

The following is what happens to the mosquito being after a bite.

11.What happens to a mosquito when it bites President Trump?

She (It) becomes a Megalomaniac.

12.What happens to a mosquito when it bites our P.M.R.W?

She becomes a crook.

13. What happens to a mosquito when it bites our President MS?

She becomes impotent.

14. What happens to a mosquito when it bites ex-president MR?

Her mind becomes small but body gets bloated.

15.What happens to a mosquito when it bites a Catholic priest?

She / he (no sex in heaven) gets an instant email from heaven with a request to be transferred to hell.

16. What happens when a mosquito bites Buddhist monk?

She (It) forgets to repeat its instant buzz of Stanza.

17. What happens when a mosquito bites a Buddhist nun?

It changes it sex to a male.

18. What happens to a mosquito when it bites a Muslim Priest?

She becomes a male and instantly grows a beard but forgets to wear a cap.

19. What happens to a mosquito when it bites a Hindu Priest?

Its colour changes to blue of God Vishnu.

20. What happens to a mosquito when it bites an atheist?

She develops her sense to discriminate believers and feeds only on atheists.