Mosquito Logic and Xi Jinping

Mosquito Logic 

14. What happens to a mosquito when it bites the Speaker of the House?

Her basic degree becomes a PhD.

15. What happens to a mosquito when it bites an AKD?

She forgets her promises to her partner.

16, What happens she bite Xi Jinping? 

 Nothing much except one has a deep hole in ones pocket due to DeepSeek knowing your purchase power.

Both President Putin and Xi Jinping are younger to me and they might take my advice and but President Donald Trump would not. Both Biden and Trump were 78 when assuming the chair but Trump is younger by 4 years.

Quoting these facts is to discourage young people taking up politics. There are many other fields that include computer industry which is booming.

 Xi Jinping (born 15 June 1953) is a Chinese politician who has been the general secretary of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) and chairman of the Central Military Commission (CMC), and thus the paramount leader of China, since 2012. Since 2013, Xi has also served as the seventh president of China. As a member of the fifth generation of Chinese leadership, Xi is the first CCP general secretary born after the establishment of the People's Republic of China (PRC).

1. What is the first thing a mosquito does when it lands on the moon?

It takes the space suit off for the first feed which it missed on the flight.

2. What happens to a female mosquito who lands on a nudist camp.

She does not know where to begin.

3. What does it do when it meets a fellow mosquito in a nudist camp?

Check the sex to mate.

They are not homosexual (unlike human beings).

The following is what happens to the mosquito being after a bite.

4. What happens to a mosquito when it bites President Trump?

She (It) becomes a Megalomaniac.

5. What happens to a mosquito when it bites our P.M.R.W?

She becomes a crook.

6. What happens to a mosquito when it bites our President MS?

She becomes impotent.

7. What happens to a mosquito when it bites ex-president MR?

Her mind becomes small but body gets bloated.

8. What happens to a mosquito when it bites a Catholic Priest?

She / he (no sex in heaven) gets an instant email from heaven with a request to be transferred to hell.

9. What happens when a mosquito bites a Buddhist Monk?

She (It) forgets to repeat its instant buzz or Stanza.

10. What happens when a mosquito bites a Buddhist Nun?

It changes it sex to a male.

11. What happens to a mosquito when it bites a Muslim Priest?

She becomes a male and instantly grows a beard but forgets to wear a cap.

12. What happens to a mosquito when it bites a Hindu Priest?

Its colour changes to blue of God Vishnu.

13. What happens to a mosquito when it bites an atheist?

She develops her sense to discriminate believers and feeds only on atheists.