Well Done Alastair Cook, Keep it UP

Alastair is a class act in Test Cricket! 

Young cricketers should look at his technique and should not follow the IPL FREAK Hitters.

Test cricket is not for freaks.

Hope he will overtake our Sanga, soon!

From Being a Dog Killer to a Dog Lover

From Being a Dog Killer to a Dog Lover

The killing part was painful and I used to take my annual leave and vanish from the site of killing.

This piece is for one of my colleagues who passed away recently.

He took up my post in my absence and I never told him that the day before that I signed the extermination order to satisfy Eurasians and Europeans including guys from IMF with whom I worked.

These were hard times and J.V.P. was ruling the South with vengeance.

It is interesting to note that these foreign guys were not fearful of the J.V.P. that they created with the help of RAW but fearful of the peaceful stray dogs.

Rabies was not known for ages and one of the last specimens of the dog head, I send to M.R.I was not even touched by the M.L.T. guys but was reported as Negri bodies positive by the, then Pathologist who was a political guy without any scientific brain (brain dead leftist).

I resigned from my post and went to UK.

One of my wishes then was to bring a lovely pedigree dog from UK but I knew, I never had time for a dog except the stray dogs.

The transition to dog loving stage was spontaneous and infectious.

All the dogs in my neighborhood and in the town know that I treat them with Metta.

None of them would want to befriend me, knowing very well that I had a bad pedigree (killing them) and NOW I come out of the house less often than it used to be.

The reason for writing this is to say put a stop to fire crackers (to greet these mafiosi guys/girls doing the bogus political campaign) which frighten these poor animals apart form the noise pollution.

How to work around Microsoft Software?

How to work around Microsoft Software?

If you work only on Linux and want to download your photos from a digital camera to your computer, you are Screwed by Microsoft.

You cannot.

But there is a Simple Way.

In your Computer install a Multi Media Bay with all the slots for various cards old and new.

Then take the card out of the camera and shove into the appropriate slot and copy the files to a photo or video folder.

It might take a little time since file transfer from a card is very slow at present.

Only think you have to do is to be patient.

Androids, Linux and Microsoft's C.I.A. Strategy

Androids, Linux and Microsoft's C.I.A. Strategy

Androids rules.

Linux spreads is tentacles into every technologically competent company.

U.E.F.I sucks simply because Microsoft thinks that every Linux distribution gets its certification from Microsoft.

That is what I call the C.I.A. strategy.

Come to think about it, I believe Microsoft is the creation of C.I.A. to dominate and data mine every possible independent human being on this planet.

Only Aliens who if they visit us will use that strategy for fear of existence or infiltration.

I would like rename Microsoft as an Alien Being.

Now they have probably bribed the Munich's Boss to do the C.I.A work in Germany where the Linux phenomenon began 25 years ago.
Linus is the maestro of all, so do not get scared of C.I.A.

It is totally impotent under Trump.

Now the Microsoft strategy is to work with Linux.

This is where true Linux guys should not fall prey.

Microsoft has money.

It will use that money for clandestine work often in collaboration with sucker politicians (Munich is one of them).

Now Microsoft wants it profits to mount and do little to (It cannot) improve the life of software developers.

It wants Linux guys to develop its base FREE.

Do not fall prey.

Charge Microsoft for your software three times you ask from a competent technological company.

Then the political suckers will vanish.

Microsoft is not only a C.I.A entity its a political entity only serving its money bag.

Beware!

Beautiful MIND

 Since I intend to retire digitally one may get a glimpse of creative ways in my books (many) published at Amazon.

Three are mentioned out of over 30.

1. Life Hacker International

2. Conspiracies in Religion, Politics and Science

3. Secrets of Long life

Beautiful MIND

Beautiful Mind is what Professor De Bono recommends for our survival.

He is the only recognized philosopher of the last century and there aren't any who has surfaced this century.

If you have a beautiful mind the birds will come (one has to plant few fruit tress) to your garden.

The flowers will be plenty and the ecosystem will be teeming with insect life (except bumble bees and ladybirds).

You wake up with a soothing bird song and can retire by 5 pm with the call of the bird who lost its partner in his free forage.

It is difficult to achieve especially by meditation.

I think meditation is a hindrance if not impairment to your thinking with beautiful focus.

Meditation is a bit of self hypnosis.

I give an example of one with a beautiful mind and dish out few who do not have (it is not empathy).

Our commissioner of election is one of them.

He had the beautiful mind to delay the elections (not his fault) by three years and have the election in February leaving us one month in the beginning of the next year (to cultivate beautiful mind) which will be rudely interrupted by the election propaganda, nothing but dirty and greedy minds to cater for.

We need at least 10 years without elections to even think of having to create a forum with 20 people with beautiful mind.

Donald Trump is the one who does not have a beautiful mind.

He is disruptive, manipulative and no sense in what he utters.

I pity the few Americans (Naomi Chomsky is one of them) who have a beautiful mind.

Our counterpart is Wira Wansa closely followed by ex-president who created this monster from ashes of Phoenix of JVP.

Of course J.V.P and L.T.T.E never had beautiful minds in their political philosophy.

Gross injustice to Ceylon Polity.

In this Christmas one cannot cultivate beautiful mind.

Alcohol in our context that is freely available, thanks to Mangala, brings out the beast in US during the Christmas.

One needs a clear and focused mind to cultivate beautiful mind.

Meditation takes away the active participation of the mind and it becomes a passive vehicle.

This does not apply to Ven. Ajan Brahma Wanso.

He is another with a beautiful mind and teaches and practices both meditation and beautiful mind.

Bugger, the Bankers who Buggered US and the 5Ds.

Bugger, the Bankers who Buggered US and the 5Ds.

The Christmas is around the corner it is time to cheer yourself.

Best song I recommend is in the YouTube and it is Bugger the Bankers.

Lyrics of Bugger the Bankers

When I was a lass I was proud of me class

Like my father and mother before me

They taught me to fight for my civil rights

But it’s always the same old story.

The rich reign supreme while the poor only dream

And they don’t give a damn, Tory, Lib’ral or Labour.

Chorus

Bugger the bankers and politicians

Bugger the bureaucrats too

Bugger the buggers who make up the rules

And if you’re one of them – bugger you!

The system is bad and the money’s all spent

We’re buggered from every direction

The workers are taxed, the wealthy relax

With nary a moment for reflection

Chorus

Now all you good people with passion to vent

Don’t give up your struggle for justice

I’ve done my time in the protesters’ line

And these days I show my dissent

By loitering within my tent, my tent.

Five Ds

Five Ds are related to our Commercial Banks.

It is no different, NOW in our state banks, too

Death

Disease

Divorce

Debt and

Depression

All the Ds are depressing enough.

1. Death is of course the best of all.

If somebody dies 50% are happy (owns his or her assets) and other 50% are unhappy that they did not have legal access his or her assets.

2. Disease is inevitable if one live long.

Only way to avoid is kick the bucket in one's prime health in old age.

Otherwise our doctors fatten their pockets by diagnosing the diseases you never have or had.

Their bill is the major cause of depression.

3. Divorce contributes to most of the other Ds.

If one does not understand the Ds mentioned here one should not marry or at least delay it as much as possible.

4. Debt is directly proportionate to the number of commercial banks in a country including Central Bank.

The difference of the Central Bank is that the P.M. and President take the debts and 

poor citizen has to pay till s/he dies.

Political term is 5 years and debt is eternal stretching up to a century.

5. Depression is inevitable if you own a credit card or that matter a bank account.

It is part and parcel of the banking process.

Only way you can get out of it is to tune to the song or by heart the lyrics every time you walk into a bank to pay the debts you own.

I suppose I must end my digital connection with this song, since the whole Internet is depressing to say the least.

I also get some comments (most of the young and old guys do not know have how to organize the social life and debts).  

Facebook is their only outlet which I never use.

Facebook itself is a depressing.

So do not join or cancel your registration.

I tell you they never allow you to quit.

That itself is depressing.

This advice is for married people.

Moment you marry you get into debt mode.

Only way to avoid is to delay it or marry late when one is not fertile.

Then you do not have kids around that make you to conceal your depression and blame them for your own faults.

1. Not to have a credit card or destroy them the earliest possible.

2. Have only a saving account ideally two.

One for day to day expenses.

The other for real saving if you can afford.

This should be in a state bank nearest to your residence.

If I have to travel one hour one way another hour back home it is a pain.

3. Do not keep the money at home.

4. Your pocket should be always empty except for onward and backward travel ticket to the nearest till.

If somebody asks for loan show your empty pocket.

5. If the bank offers you a card try to forget its pin number earliest possible.

Then you go to the bank only when you really need some cash.

Any number above is prohibitive in Ceylon.

They can remember only three.

Try at least to remember 3 of the above five and death is redundant by default.

Above all enjoy the song bugger the bankers and your politicians who takes loans on your behalf.

More Multi Liners, Amazing Facts

More Multi Liners, Amazing Facts

I was more than surprised, today.

They say prayers are very well heard but never acted upon by the deities.

The simple fact is, those deities are impotent never omnipotent as it is believed.

Come to plant life, they are multi-potent, only if you care them with respect and living space.

Long before (I must say I did not have the premonition or the prediction power) the inclement weather, I looked at the sky (cloud watching was a pastime of mine) and saw the clouds turning in opposite direction (this is what our yesteryear farmers did) and did a quick overall of my rooftop garden expecting a rainy spell.

Five plants (mostly not local) succumbed during the dry spell.

One coffee plant, one cocoa plant (again foreign species thanks to British), two Karapincha (Thailand) with full of aroma and one white sandalwood plant perished.

I always buy two specimens expecting this scenario.

If both specimens die, I won't buy them again.

One other reason is that the plant vendors in Ceylon in public auction only sell the dormant or diseased plants (heavily spayed with chemicals, to last the sale period).

Beware.

These plants are for the shade of my water plants.

Even finch would build nests, if I do not (masterly inactivity on my part, let the weather takes it toll) visit them and let them go to wilderness.

My bio-indicator of the dry spell is the pipal or the Bo trees picked up from crow droppings.

They start drooping their leaves, and the roots go in search for scarce water.

Apart from my cascading arrangement of water plants other arrangement of the small piloted plot is, on one end there is simulated wet zone and on the other end there is dry zone.

The pipal plants occupy the dry zone.

In the beginning without any agricultural or academic training (I am a simple biologist) I started it as a simple roof top laboratory.

I drop a stem of pineapple or a pipal tree growing in any gutter in the Kandy city in between pots of water plants.

To see how they stand the awful weather without watering but sparingly water them if I feel they are in their "end of the tether".

From plant experimenter to a plant lover I have graduated in 15 years.

I must say, I have no financial interests and abhor selling plants.

The simple love for caring for them.

Now the caring for them comes not from me.

The tiny honey wild bee is the number one.

The dragon flies invest their genetic pool amongst the water plants.

The butterflies are plenty.

Except for ladybirds (haven't seen them for four decades).

I have a water plant which very rarely display (may be three years ago) its beautiful flower.

I found it a rightful place and today it had a single flower.

That excitement was pitched up by a single red dragon fly on the dried up sandalwood tree (which was transferred to the wet zone recently and is beginning to sprout young shoots).

I decided to take some pictures.

There were three water lilies with flowers.

Mind you, I never wished for any of these to happen.

The plants sensed and coordinated their activities to interact with simple wild beings which we call insects and spray Baygon on them.

Who needs gods or deities to entertain?

Mind you I hate people who pluck flowers and lay on altars (for not seen or NOT to be seen gods) as offers for gods.

The gods have contributed nothing to their wellbeing! 

Interestingly there is a cake shop called "Divine"  in the Kandy City.

I have decided never to go there! 

More Multi Liners before My Memory fails

More Multi Liners before My Memory fails

The biggest hindrance to human civilizations is religious dogmas which do not accept presence of higher beings (not gods) in the multi-universe.

The religion was a hindrance to material science, too.

That is the very reason we did (they were destroyed using CIA techniques) not have more capable scientists in a century or so.

Aliens have visited this planet not for centuries but for eons.

They did not come here to uplift our spiritual understanding but to replenish raw material lost in their domains.

Raw elements stop at a particular atomic weight is not feasible theoretically.

Those trace evidences of visitations were destroyed with the help of eminent (at the behest of the Church-Why science is hidden in Vatican Archives) archaeologists.

The biggest loss to mankind is dark science.

It is not dark science but we do not seem to understand the concepts.

Let me elaborate.

Only 5% of the universe is material world.

Over 95% is dark matter and energy.

We are made to believe only material world exists and the universe ends beyond the light's (where speed of light cannot penetrate any more) penetration capacity (or the time it takes to reach us).

In other words, we look at the universe within a narrow band, the human eye can perceive (physiological limitations).

Use of instruments to overcome this handicap has many limitation.

What we perceive with light energy now in reality is a past event in the universe.

The present moment would never be seen and hence future cannot be predicted but can only be guessed.

Universe expands probably due to dark matter (redshift and the lot in dark science).

The speed of dark energy is beyond comprehension and grasp and probably multiples of speed of light.

Dark matter is real and aliens know how to create or manipulate "Worm Holes" in the universe for Teleportation.

Human were so stupid (still are, the simple fact they need a religion to spoon feed not factual science) 70 years ago when aliens were stranded (due to human intervention) we did not befriend them with goodwill.

Aliens probably use dark vision concepts (fearing capture) and dark vision goggles, chips, fiber-optics and lasers are their discoveries.

That is why our scientist fear them the most.

Our scientists took a long time to reverse engineer or design the above techniques at least for medical use.

Better still they use holographic images to confuse the humans.

They fear trading advanced techniques fearing they would be used against them in real time and warfare.

If we do not open our minds and make real science (not religion) accessible to all beings we are going to be doomed.

We still do not know how to harness (except probably navigation) the magnetic field of the earth.

Talking about the Van Allen radiation belt is probably redundant.

(A Van Allen radiation belt is a zone of energetic charged particles, most of which originate from the solar wind that is captured by and held around a planet by that planet's magnetic field. ... Most of the particles that form the belts are thought to come from solar wind and other particles by cosmic rays).

More Multi Liners

More Multi Liners

Bond in Hell

A bond fell on hell.

The care taker was quick to dispose it.

The Apaya Director stopped him abruptly.

Why was the question?

Wait till it mature.

The corollary is, bonds (another term for demerits) in hell mature but merits in heaven materialize in no time.

Demon NOT Dead

Damian Deck a tennis player had a tiff with his wife.

He went for a game to douse his anger (the beer comes after the game, unlike our cricketers who douse before and after the game).

The wife followed him to the court to file her final victory address.

She accidentally entered the cemetery which was nest door and found the care taker flat on a grave decor drunk.

She had a fit and ended up in hospital.

Sri-Lankan decorator who was drunk accidentally repainted the Damian Deck's decor as Demon NOT Dead.

Soul Talk

A soul to another soul on new arrival.

Shall we upgrade him or downgrade him?

Wait.

Why?

He is a politician.

His loots are not yet demonized (digitally converted) on earth (for posterity) due to a legal wrangle.

Torrid time for birds with inclement weather

Torrid time for birds with inclement weather
It is torrid time for birds with heavy rain.
To begin with it is cold and food (fruits) is scare.
The sunshine is essential for flowers to bloom and fruits to be abundant. It is not so.
The mulberry fruits that are left in the single mulberry tree in our little garden, are not enough to last the prolong rain.
I begin to hate the rain and wish for 10 days of sunshine for flowers to bloom again which is very unlikely.
The flowers that bloomed including pomegranate did not yield fruits.
It was so with the palm tree which bloomed after many years of lapse.
The birds are in near starvation.
The little energy they consume is wasted in drying up the feathers and grooming.
The young batch of babblers, flinch, bulbul, robins and barbet are the most effected.
The robin comes and catch few of my guppies in the morning.
They are in the veranda to escape from the rain.
They cannot stay, all day there.
They need bit of chirp, chatter and wandering a bit in the sunshine.
If this goes on for long lot of them will die of starvation.
I do not believe in throwing spoiled rice containing arsenic that damage their ovaries and the eggs.
Bread is no substitute.
They need fruits with high energy.
Beside they spread the seeds and help them germinate with one pass in their alimentary system.
 
This inclement weather which I believe, the end result of global warming (oil the spoiler) and melting ice will destroy the whole eco-system in a few years.
 
We will not hear the robins and mynas singing in the morning and afternoon (any longer, if this continues).

The Kinsey Scale and Report

Rating Scale of 7 with one X category (docile)
Description
 
0 Exclusively heterosexual
 
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
 
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
 
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
 
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
 
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
 
6 Exclusively homosexual
 
X No socio-sexual contacts or reactions
Kinsey and his colleagues (fearing backlash from undesirables, including priests and politicians not scientists) were very clever not to identify categories but put the sexual orientation in a continuum.
This clearly is not scientific in a clinical setting.
This has caused problems for an average clinician.
Often indirect questions or indirect tests are done to avoid embarrassment to both parties.
In an open an promiscuous society, as of today, this has to change at least for scientific reasons.
An adult mature clinician should be able ask a direct question and keep it in his/her (no need for recording it for posterity but he/she should be able give a percentage in a particular set up, say priests / politicians, for proper assessment of a clinical problem, say AIDS) head, as long as a particular patient is under him or her.
It is no point only the cardinal (party leader) or the head priest (school principle) is aware of the situation.
Often these guys and girls are in education or in political hierarchy and these facts are hidden from the average young parents with kids.
As a clinician, if I am asked a question by a mother or father I should be able to tell 10 percent (it is much, much more in reality) of adult priests or teachers are that way oriented (for clarity) and leave the parent to take adequate precaution and or attention.
Because I am not in patient care currently (voluntary decision) I will bare few Ceylonese facts.
We had a higher education minister with venereal disease.
I have avoided the time period and you are free to guess.
There were over 16 (most likely more) principals or his or her close assistant in a particular dense region (I worked in the border region) who were preying kids.
I have had examined the victims but all the parents were against reporting the incidences.
Ten Kilometers from where I worked there was a place run by a Swedish Guy who was an ace pedophile.
We alerted the police, thinking his passport would be impounded but he went scot free, thanks to a prominent female politician.
Yesterday, by bizarre coincidence, I witnessed an accident.
My gut feeling was that this particular kid, under ten was a victim.
I avoided eye contact and vanished in a flash.

Multi Purpose Multi Liner

Multi Purpose Multi Liner

I am fed up of quotations or one liners.

But I start with a one liner to be interspersed between Trump's Twitters.

Quotations or Twitter one liners are good for repetition or reputation of the quoter but worth nothing in between!

Now my Multi Liners come after the closure of a U.N.O disclosure of an interview with an alien being at the Water's Edge in Colombo.

This should not be taken as a hypothetical case but a real encounter.

1. One who goes and search the archives is none other than our Pope.

2. One who takes the Koran and makes a new entry with a back dated entry is a Muslim.

3. One who ask for redeem of a Merit (Kusal) Re-Commission is a Buddhist.

4. One who goes for a pee (poo is excluded by the request of the alien guy who smells like, what not?) is an Indian M.P.

5. One who takes a plaster cast (for reverse engineering) of the Teleporting Machine is a Chinese.

6. One who taps the wire or the computer system is a friend of Putin.

7. One who sends a ballistic missile for testing is a North Korean scientist.

8. One who orders an  anti-ballistic missile from America is a South Koren.

9. One who asks the closing question after the disclosure is over is an American Journalist (he is still skeptic that aliens are real)

He asks are you really an Alien from the Alien/s?

10. One who orders to look up instead of look down is P.M. Abe of Japan (No Japanese has ever seen an alien due to the polite head bending attitude to foreigners and foreign affairs.

11. One who digs his own grave is an old communist from Ceylon.

12. One who asks for a pint-ah (Pilsner, Lager, Stout, McCallum's Three Coins ) is our Finance Minister after the budget speech.

13. One who test a Nuclear Missile is an Iranian.

14. One who blames America for financial melt down is a Saudi Foreign Minister.

This list can go and anybody can edit or reinvent it but the catch 22 or the catch phrase is;

33. One who asks for a long term loan to settle old loans of an adversary is none other than our P.M.

The largest of Sri Lanka's brewers is the Lion Brewery, which is also the oldest brewery in the country. It produces over 80% of Sri Lanka's beers. In 1988 it constructed a new brewery at Biyagama to replace the century-old facility at Nuwara Eliya. In 1993 the brewery became a subsidiary of Carson Cumberbatch & Co Ltd, and in 1996 the Carlsberg Group acquired a 25% share of the company. The brewery's portfolio includes lagers, strong beers and stouts, notably Lion, Lion Strong and Lion Stout. The company also brews Carlsberg and Guinness under license. The brewery exports its beers to the U.S., Europe, Japan, Australia and the Maldives.

The largest of Sri Lanka's brewers is the Lion Brewery, which is also the oldest brewery in the country. It produces over 80% of Sri Lanka's beers. In 1988 it constructed a new brewery at Biyagama to replace the century-old facility at Nuwara Eliya. In 1993 the brewery became a subsidiary of Carson Cumberbatch & Co Ltd, and in 1996 the Carlsberg Group acquired a 25% share of the company. The brewery's portfolio includes lagers, strong beers and stouts, notably Lion, Lion Strong and Lion Stout. The company also brews Carlsberg and Guinness under license. The brewery exports its beers to the U.S., Europe, Japan, Australia and the Maldives.

Sri Lanka's second largest brewer is Asia Pacific Brewery Lanka Limited, which acquired local brewer, United Brewery, in 2005. Asia Pacific Breweries is a Singaporean-based joint venture between Heineken International and Fraser and Neave. It has a brewery in Mawathagama where it produces a range of King beers, including Bison XXtra, Kings Lager, Kings Pilsner and Kings Stout.



The country's third and smallest brewer is the McCallum Brewery, which was established in 1963 in Meegoda. In 2011 the brewery was acquired by Cargills Ceylon PLC. It produces a number of lagers, ales and stouts, notably Three Coins and Sando Stout.