Invitation for a Soccer Match in Heaven

Invitation for a Soccer Match in Heaven

I was rudely woken up.

I went to sleep in the evening, expecting to wake up later and watch the quarter-final matches.

The reason for waking up, was getting a invitation ticket for a soccer match not in Russia but in Heaven.

In the dream state, when I landed there, I found very strange things.

1. No Referee.

2. Soccer Ball Multicolored.

3. Football pitch was huge.

4. 50 players on each side.

5.The game is played for one day, earth time not ninety minutes of our time.

Mind you one day in heaven is equivalent to one year in earth time.

6. Plenty of refreshments including multicolored lozenges bad and banned for ourcricket players.

7. The most bizarre thing is that the players change their appearance (it is called shape change) at will which the gods are very good at.

One moment one is wearing the one’s own color of the assigned club.

The next moment one is wearing the color of the opposite team.

Idea is to score more goals for the opposition.

It more of own goals.

The team that scored less wins the game, unlike on earth.

It is like a local club’s friendly match.

The moment one scores a goal his (no she's in heaven) own color of the team appears instantly and the score board allocates the goals to the correct team.

8. It is like war when this game is played on earth.

In heaven it is a friendly and hardly any crowd.

9. I was the only earthling watching the game, luckily in dream state.

Who can watch a game for one day when 90 minutes is way too long for an earthling.

10. No injuries and when they do occur, simple shape change affects the cure.

It was boring and I woke up.

Luckily it was well past 1.45 A.M. and I had to watch only the final minutes of the Russia and Croatia game.

It was a stunner!