Slippery
“Banana Bat Story” or the “Fruit Bat Story” of Ebola
It is
easy to get Ebola from a banana kept in the veranda / porch for
ripening.
These
are the steps.
1.The
bats (who are staving in the wild due to deforestation, now venture
into houses for food) come at night, and land on a tray containing banana.
2. It
accidentally drops an ornamental ceramic on the floor shattering it
and scattering the pieces on the floor.
3.
House wife eats banana from the bunch and discovers a piece of banana
on the floor and her prized ornamental ceramic on the floor.
She
picks one piece and in the process cuts her tender fingers in the
left hand.
She
immediately touches the wound with the right hand fingers smeared
with (contaminated by the bat) banana fruit contaminated with bat's
saliva.
4.
Then she washes her hand and wipes her face with a towel hung over
night for drying.
Unfortunately,
she does not know that bat's thick fruity dropping had been on it.
(She
loves fruity aroma of her make-up.)
5. She
had high dose of virus (minute dose of virus is enough to cause
disease) in her BLOOD, BOWEL and her FACE.
She is
downed with fever and later hemorrhage and was diagnosed as Dengue
and was not isolated and she contaminates the entire intensive care unit.
The first case of Ebola in this country of ours was misdiagnosed.
The
disease spread by our bats into the villages.
The
government orders the extermination of bats and in this pretext
clears, the remaining rain forest.
Poor
Sri-Lankans in the cities catch the bats trapped on the giant
electric wires and eat them as a delicacy.
The
entire island is now on full alert and the politicians leave the country
on the pretext of international Ebola conference and never return.
The Ebola has saved this country from corrupt politicians.
The
caveat is one should not eat slippery banana and should not slip
away from this country.
The citizens are considered a high risk population (on this planet) except politicians and are trapped in this island enclave for ever.
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