Did our Ceylonese Dog solved the problem of the Russian President?

Did our Ceylonese dog solved the problem of the Russian President? 

Unlike on earth Paranoia is absent in heaven. 

Paranoia precludes dementia in humans. 

Maha wants to find the genomic piece of paranoia in these two dogs and transplant the piece into his divine plotters.

It is win win situation.

He gets his competitors wrapped up in delusion of grandiosity. 

I get a scheme to make a fast buck by copyrighting this genomic sequence while having a free ride to Russia. Russia has banned Ceylonese from traveling to Russia unless he or she has some blood relationship to a real Russian. I did so, by offering to solve the dog problem of Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Did our Ceylonese dog solved the problem of the Russian President?

Yes, he did.

How?

It very simple logic.

He was made to delver the food to the dogs.

The plates were kept outside and the Russian dog has to step outside from the kennel and eat. Until he eats our Ceylonese dog does not touch his food. Every day, the plate is kept further away from the his kennel and more towards the American dog’s kennel until they were facing each other.

It is all sign language in practice.

The dog handlers job is to prompt the name of his dog. 

In about three months both Russian dog and the American dogs realized they had a name of their own.          

I suppose our Ceylonese dog should get a Nobel Prize for this feat, since no Ceylonese has being nominated so far. The bonus for me is when the award ceremony is held in Stockholm Sweden, I get a chance to accompany the dog as a handler. 

I have refused to become a dog handler after the demise of our dog Zimba.    I would not say anything about Zimba until, I meet him in heaven. Until then, all my passwords for NUC computer would have some element of his name attached as a souvenir.

Coming to the present predicament, even though the dogs had dementia none of the dogs lost their natural ways. American dog had American habits, Ceylonese Paraya dog had stray dog habits. Only exception was the Russian dog. He had lost the canny ability to learn a foreign language, in 10 days, if left alone in the foreign airport. This was a real asset for the Russian President and now he has lost it. 

He was looking for some remedy.

Our president with my initiation send a message to Russian embassy that we could solve using one of our own dogs. The only caveat was we had to get permission form Chinese authorities. 

Russians did not have any objections.

This how it was accomplished.

A strain of Wuhan virus was the intermediary.

Our Paraya dog has to be taken to China for 10 days and was kept with a Chinese special dog. They gain in function part of the virus is changed to the gene for Chinese language. Within 10 days our Ceylonese dog gain the ability to converse in sign language of Chinese.  Then he was taken to Russia and was kept with the Russian dog. Within 10 days the Russian dog acquires Chinese capability. 

For Russians this was real asset. 

However, much they trust Chinese diplomats having a Russian dog who could see the real intent of Chinese, at least in sign language was an asset that Russia would not have dreamt of.

What about the American dog, who lost his ability in English?

It is simple Ceylonese dog is kept with the American dog for ten day he acquires the typical Ceylonese English of American descent.

I am left with two problems.

I cannot get the Russian dog to comprehend Russian but he is well versed with English.

I cannot get the Ceylonese dog to comprehend English. 

He can comprehend only Sinhala language.

They have lost the parts of the genome of language comprehension which is closely linked to the dementia portion. 

Loss of language ability is part of the syndrome of dementia anyway.

So I have decided to send Ceylonese dogs to heaven, so Maha Brahama Assistant who is a Pedigree dog can use his genomic material to change his rival God’s genes, so that they become demented and won’t be a challenge to his regime in heaven. 

I have no regret letting this Ceylonese dog succumb to a natural death due to food scarcity already evident in Ceylon.

But before that event happening, I have to help President Donald Trump to get my dogs to help in CDC investigation in detail. This would take at least a few years and Junior John F. Kennedy would be happy to accept him as a gift from Ceylon.