English Conference with My Dog in Attendance

English Conference with My Dog in Attendance

Please note that Indian RAW cannot take action against me citing this piece.

I have the Right to Dream like the the Famous American politician whose name I have forgotten. 

I have no intention of belittling him but with Presidential Election coming soon, Donald Trump can use this piece as an anecdote, if he runs short of ideas. 

No point talking about cats but dogs do matter in America. 

I am told Russian dogs are trained to sniff  dollars at the Moscow Airport.

Do not carry dollars but only BRICS currency to Russia.

My gut feeling is Donald Trump is going to win and CIA will not sanction this piece in the White House, if I post this after the election.

English Conference with My Dog in Attendance

First of all this is a dream retold and no one should get offended.  

 

Of course, no dream is complete and I won't tell you which parts are added by me which is the real dream. 

For me this dream is very important and is a landmark case.

I started writing about story about 3 dogs used by Maha Brahma on Human Dementia study protocol. The role of the Ceylonese dog could not be worked out after 2 years of trying.

You must remember Gods do not have dementia like our citizens who have only three (3) months of Memory of political events, slogans, promises and aspirations. 

Come to think about it, our citizen's memory, it looks like, it has shrunk to one month during the period of NPP ascendancy.

 

With the usual tradition of Ceylonese politics (not necessarily fictional), where the politician would dish out, in their incoherent speech, a long list of their personal achievements after entering politics barring money matters, I am free to ramble about my own Ego.

Before coming to the story,  I should state something about me.

That is the preamble.

It has become a habit, that I wake up (not after 8 hour journey but 4 hours is enough for me on most days when working on a book) at sharp 5AM and sometimes at 4AM. 

Most of my friends (classmates) also wake at about the same time and I could not pass it as a age related problem. 

If one is alcoholic, disruption of sleep is perennial and there is no treatment but more alcohol to subdue pent up tensions. 

I know of a classic case which I have included in my book "Gifts of Alcohol" as a preamble.

This is very annoying to say the least.

 

Worse enough no dream to be retold. 

This early morning wake up was true in Ceylon, too. 

I fiddle with the cellphone and not currently and the blue light of cellphone is not conducive for sleep. It is only second to alcohol.

I am planning to write book on Biorhythms and Sleep and it needs lot of good research. 

I do not believe the cock and bull stories of psychologusts (I have no problems with psychiatrists who provide a yeoman service).

1. I had two hypothesis that this waking up was due to hypoglycemia and we were subsiding on a bare bone diet and there were no chocolates to buy. 

Kept some biscuits at bedside.

Did not solve the problem.

2. The second hypothesis was that it was due to intense cold (abrupt change from warm to cold in the morning). 

Heat up the room and did not solve the problem.

I have added a third to this list.

I was trained to listen to soft murmurs of babies, before ductus venouses (I hope I got my medical stuff correct) and ASD/VSD closing scenario (before they were eventually closed in about 14 days). 

Scanning we not available in our time.

So, I have acute (vision is failing and lot of typos) hearing problem (tested in Australia and it is true) of good quality and I blame this to Ceylonese birds singing in the morning, for my early waking. 

It is like waking to the thunderous BLEEP (which Israelists used) in UK, on oncall days. 

I wish NPP gives every member elected, come this election, a BLEEPER to carry with the remote control (in the hand) given to the most ardent (with a Linux network for exchange of information to the General Public, -do not ask me to configure this Linux network, I am on holiday) supporter, so it is monitored by the carder, every nano second.

There is a particular bird who is up by 4AM in Ceylon. I can distinctly recognizes its call. I do not know the type of bird and I was lazy to wake up and reach the rooftop gardenbto check.

It may be even a bat who is returning home (not one of those  wild bats who carry Chinese Coronavirus). 

Then, I listen to Cockerel (Khoha) at about 5AM  and then the Ceylonese Mynah (never hear a Salalihiniya for over 6 decades, probably extinct) and last of all, Kaputa (not political variety) or raven (this is the wild variety which are disappearing fast). 

Crow is the most intelligent it comes sharp at 7AM when our children get ready to go to school, for a drop out snack.

Owl is almost extinct seen only once at night in 1984 and our Rajaliya or Eagle come in at a much later time. 

I of course, hate Mag Pie since they come to devour my innocent guppies.

Let me stop this preamble here, saying that there is a bird that make a noise around 4.30AM in Australia.

I would not investigate Australian Birds, it for an Australian researcher, to do.

Returning form diversion tactics, the three dogs in my book, one is Russian, one is American and the other is Ceylonese born in one litter.

How come?

It is simple their past births were in these countries. 

The Rebirth Concept gives me adequate leeway for diversion like American Politics that move from Ukraine to Taiwan to mainland China (Chip Industry taking center stage) to Elon Musk's Mars inhabitation.

 

The Dream

I was invited by my fiends in UK for a "old age conference", simply some gossips.

I refused and said if my dog is not allowed to come with me, I won't attend.

My strategy was to get British Diplomats including Ex-Prime Minster  Boris Johnson involved in this Saga. 

I praise Russians and President Putin and this is a sure way for them,  not to allow me Visa to enter UK.

The current PM Keith Starmer has no idea about dogs and he is heavily involved in leashing Labour dogs.

The cruel quarantine for 14 days kills most of the dogs in transit to UK.

It is tighter than Human Immigration.

Full dream is not allowed due to copyright issues, I can say I woke up and make an abrupt end to the story.

Little snippets.

This dog only understand English and no Sinhala. 

Our current President can use this dog as his spy guy. 

He was English guy on previous birth and was an English Diplomat without adequate skills in foreign languages, including French and Russian.

 

Postscript.

I have not included India in this dream, since I believe India have over 1500 RAW guys in Ceylon, they can grasp even my dreams, even before I have dreamt it.

That is how Indian diplomacy and RAW works.

In my book on three dogs I had NOT got a suitable story for over two years and it was a sort of crisis. 

Our Ceylonese dog involved in CDC activities by default and to get full details you have to buy my book at Amazon, priced at a reasonable price for a pensioner.

The book is not out yet.

It will come in early 2025, long  after the inauguration of the new President of America.