Demon NOT Dead

Demon NOT Dead

Damian Deck a tennis player had a tiff with his wife.

He went for a game to douse his anger (the beer comes after the game, unlike our cricketers who douse before and after the game).

The wife followed him to the court to file her final victory address.

She accidentally entered the cemetery which was nest door and found the care taker flat on a grave.
The grave decor drunk.
She had a fit and ended up in the hospital.

Sri-Lankan decorator who was also drunk accidentally repainted the Damian Deck's decor as Demon NOT Dead.



Bond in Hell

A bond fell on hell.

The care taker was quick to dispose it.

The Apaya Director stopped him abruptly.

Why was the question?

Wait till it mature.

The corollary is, bonds (another term for demerits) in hell mature but merits in heaven materialize in no time.


Soul Talk

A soul to another soul on new arrival.

Shall we upgrade him or downgrade him?

Wait.

Why?

He is a politician.

His loots are not yet demonized (digitally converted) on earth (for posterity) due to a legal wrangle.