Sunday, November 26, 2017
This is an old multi-liner piece from me but contents are valid even for today.
Multi Purpose Multi Liner
I am fed up of quotations or one liners.
But I start with a one liner to be interspersed between Trump's Twitters.
Multi Purpose Multi Liner
I am fed up of quotations or one liners.
But I start with a one liner to be interspersed between Trump's Twitters.
Twitter one liners are good for repetition or reputation of the quoter but worth nothing in between!
Now my Multi Liners come after the closure of a U.N.O disclosure of an interview with an alien being at the Water's Edge in Colombo.
This should not be taken as a hypothetical case but a real encounter.
1. One who goes and search the archives is none other than our Pope.
2. One who takes the Koran and makes a new entry with a back dated entry is a Muslim.
3. One who ask for redeem of a Merit (Kusal) Re-Commission is a Buddhist.
4. One who goes for a pee (poo is excluded by the request of the alien guy who smells like, what not?) is an Indian M.P.
5. One who takes a plaster cast (for reverse engineering) of the Teleporting Machine is a Chinese.
6. One who taps the wire or the computer system is a friend of Putin.
7. One who sends a ballistic missile for testing is a North Korean Scientist.
8. One who orders an anti-ballistic missile from America is a South Koren.
9. One who asks the closing question after the disclosure is over is an American Journalist (he is still skeptic that aliens are real)
He asks are you really an Alien from the Alien/s?
10. One who orders to look up instead of look down is P.M. Abe of Japan (No Japanese has ever seen an alien due to the polite head bending attitude to foreigners and foreign affairs.
11. One who digs his own grave is an old communist from Ceylon.
12. One who asks for a pint-ah (Pilsner, Lager, Stout, McCallum's Three Coins ) is Our Finance Minister after the budget speech.
13. One who test a Nuclear Missile is an Iranian.
14. One who blames America for financial melt down is a Saudi Foreign Minister.
Now my Multi Liners come after the closure of a U.N.O disclosure of an interview with an alien being at the Water's Edge in Colombo.
This should not be taken as a hypothetical case but a real encounter.
1. One who goes and search the archives is none other than our Pope.
2. One who takes the Koran and makes a new entry with a back dated entry is a Muslim.
3. One who ask for redeem of a Merit (Kusal) Re-Commission is a Buddhist.
4. One who goes for a pee (poo is excluded by the request of the alien guy who smells like, what not?) is an Indian M.P.
5. One who takes a plaster cast (for reverse engineering) of the Teleporting Machine is a Chinese.
6. One who taps the wire or the computer system is a friend of Putin.
7. One who sends a ballistic missile for testing is a North Korean Scientist.
8. One who orders an anti-ballistic missile from America is a South Koren.
9. One who asks the closing question after the disclosure is over is an American Journalist (he is still skeptic that aliens are real)
He asks are you really an Alien from the Alien/s?
10. One who orders to look up instead of look down is P.M. Abe of Japan (No Japanese has ever seen an alien due to the polite head bending attitude to foreigners and foreign affairs.
11. One who digs his own grave is an old communist from Ceylon.
12. One who asks for a pint-ah (Pilsner, Lager, Stout, McCallum's Three Coins ) is Our Finance Minister after the budget speech.
13. One who test a Nuclear Missile is an Iranian.
14. One who blames America for financial melt down is a Saudi Foreign Minister.
15. One who takes a drink (not Pol Arrakku) before a preemptive strike is an Israelite.
This list can go and anybody can edit or reinvent it but the catch 22 or the catch phrase is;
33. One who asks for a long term loan to settle old loans of an adversary is none other than our P.M.
33. One who asks for a long term loan to settle old loans of an adversary is none other than our P.M.
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