Monday, May 16, 2011

Dream-01 and its interpretation form Heaven-Updated

Dreams have been a fascination of man and currently mine too.

Even Lord Buddha has been answering the calls of King Kosol long before Martin Luther King was born.

His interpretation were elaborate and have a vision for the Non-Buddha Era (Abhuddhassa Kala) which we have truly entered into now.

This era starts at the end of 2500 years of Buddha's Parinirvana / Parinibbana, I believe.

There is little confusion here, whether the era starts from Buddha's birthday or after the Parinibbana.

Buddha never celebrated his birthday but his enlightenment was celebrated in heaven and earth and in all celestial bodies with all sentinel beings (not necessarily human or humanoids) participating.

His enlightenment, birth and parinibbana all happened on the same Day or Month on May.

So we have to celebrate birth, attainment (achievements) and death and which element of the three takes precedence is a point of conjecture.

(Just a coincidence my mother died on the eve of my birthday and the 3 months Dhana ceremony fell on the Sinhala and Tamil New Year (I was delighted, this was the first time in my life I had a very good excuse to avoid both birthday celebrations and new year celebrations in one go).

I thank my mother for her excellent timing after 92 years of healthy (may be ninety) life.

If we assume he lived 80 years and had we taken his birth as the reference point we are at least 20 years well on to the Abbhudhassa Kala and Buddha's predictions are taking place right now under our very nose.

If we take the enlightenment as the reference point we are into 65 years of Abbudhdhassa Kala.

If we take the birth we are well into the second century of Abbudhassa Kala.

Which ever way look at it we are well into Abhudhassa Kala and his dream interpretations of Kosol are valid, into this century.

Point of interest here is not Kosol's dreams and their interpretation, since they are adequately dealt with by present Buddhist monks and clergy but how and why my dreams are valid in present context.

That is where with my special connection with Maha's Assisatant, I have forged a web of (email) connection purely by accident.

I think they are valid otherwise Maha Brahma with his kind gesture and keen interest in dreams would not have made some connection with this present world of rapid development, especially Sri-Lanka.

Sit back and enjoy.

One of my dreams (not in any chronological order) that I lost all my hair on my top (what is left after the patchy balding).

This was not a major concern for me because it is age and heavy androgen related biochemistry but since I dreamt many a bizarre dreams, recently this I took it as one in the random sample to be sent to heaven by email for interpretation.

As time goes by in an appropriate time, I will give my own interpretation (what else can one expect in ripe old age other than a good salary increment and a healthy retirement benefits) and since the government is expected to deliver miracle after miracle I have to delay my comments for a future ( retirement) date.

Maha Brahm's interpretation.

1. Do not worry man this does not apply to you.

2. Your androgen will remain active till you die.

3. You won't become a monk and the ceiling of 2600 new Buddhist monks have been already made and decided.
No more entries and you are excluded by default.


4. In future male babies will be born with balding with very active androgen at birth and they will be sexually active and procreate faster.

5. There won't be any puberty.

6. Adults males will be very small like what depicted in Steven Spielberg's Close Encounters.

7. Size of the phallus will be small but brain will be inappropriately large to deal with the new found sex freedom in the cradle.

8. However females will be much bigger (they are emancipated) and males will be like drones (Afghanistan) or male bees in a bee colony.

On Maha Brahma's Assistant's advice I have dropped publishing the latter comments from 9 to 20 and you have to use your imagination to think about or dream about them.

There is one small reference to me though ,which stated that the hair cut (the special onion ring type on top of my head) will be very popular and they will charge a hefty amount for this style, especially during the I.P.L cricket.

It is better for me to start a barber saloon in my retirement to supplement my meager retirement benefit and think of outsourcing it to India during I.P.L.

Update 17th, The Wesak Poya Day

Casual look at the interpretation is bizarre but if one applies modern scientific tenor, something radical is emerging with genome project well in advance now.

1. Man and many advanced animals have 50 cell cycles in their life time.

2. About 42 to 45 are consumed by about 15 years of age.

3. There is a condition called progeria where babies are born in advanced stage of cell cycle and rapidly age and die young.

4. If we take a somatocyte from (with mutated genome) a case of this condition one can modulate few more cell cycles to be advanced by culturing under correct conditions with sexual maturation and bald head.

5. Presto!
Conditioned mentioned by Maha Brahma is satisfied.

6. I believe aliens who visit us have already perfected this method for their scientific studies in space and using them as guinea pigs for their experimentation.
They do not have to hijack humans now and only a few cells are all that is necessary.
They have more advanced culturing methods in space.


7. There is very interesting genetic analysis that are emerging in America now.

They are studying Gorilla and us the humans and found what is missing in us in evolution.

Gorilla has 48 chromosomes and we have 46.

We have lost a certain receptor for androgen 3 t0 5 million year ago.
When that happened the phallus (penis) became smaller (of the human) and the brain became bigger.

The acquisition of language capability came some millions years later.

We have a living record of a child in the current century (in this country) saying Mahinda Mama in an election rally even before saying da da or ma ma.

The correct conditions are their in some gifted children to learn all three languages even before preschool.

There will be professors earning million of rupees employed by IMF with sexual precocity, economic vision and foreign language capability including Sinhala even before five years old.

We do not want a 62 year prostatic old man to run the IMF then.

Only good thing is the penis of this genius is very small and the brain is very large and unlawful sex act even violent causes minimal damage even to a virgin.

We have to redefine the criminal law then with the exception to geniuses employed by IMF to enjoy their short life (may be 7 years or little more).

American legislators won't be able to send them to gallows for 25 years.

One day in prison cell is OK without opposite sex in a near by cell.

Cell Cycles, Cell Divisions and Prison Cells have to be different then.

I hope I would be gone by then since in my geriatric age there is no place for me except in high heaven, advising the Maha's Assistant to reverse the trend and bring some sanity to earthlings, especially to America, Sri-Lanka and U.N.O.

We can send a kid in place of Bunki Moon until then!

Virtual Email Facility from Maha Brahma

Virtual Email Facility from Maha Brahma!

I am glad to break the news that Maha Brahma has made an extreme kind gesture to me the earthling and allowed a Virtual Email Facility for the entire period of 2600 year Wesak Celebrations.

He was moved by my blog discovery of the lonely Cuckoo without a mate (probably for one year).

He was disturbed by the fact that he always tries all his best to make sure there is some sort of sex balance in nature.

He assured me that he will make some amends next year round and the cuckoo if she is still alive would get the dream date by default.

I must remind you that the Maha Brahma is on a long vacation timed in eons and his assistant is looking after his affairs.

Just to remind you of the past events;

Maha Brahma's dog was a pedigree dog who was with his demented politician till his death in early (90) nineties and had a little argument with Maha for sending him to stay with a demented man who could not remember his (dog's) name in latter stages of his life.

An overnight stay with Maha Brahma made him to realize that he (dog) is going to be a good companion and that friendship is still continuing.


This pedigree dog I have not met in real life.

But the Maha's Assistant was a paraya dog from Kandy whom I knew for some time till his untimely death and got the present appointment by clever manipulation and not by default.

But the problem was moment he assumed duties Maha went on vacation and he is still enjoying the well earned rest.


He keeps communicating with assistant mainly by emails and the assistant in turn used to send me emails once in a way.

But until now there was prohibition for me to send direct emails to heaven.

He was frequenting rubbish dumps in Kandy, near a GP practice and Malwatta Temple and he got sick by eating rubbish dumped by the doctor.

His story is here and elsewhere if you care to browse my blogs in depth.

He was kind enough to ask me the scientific reason for not having enough birds to mate.

I said global warming Sir.

What?
The eggs crack due to heat?

This is different unlike the broiler chicken and eggs.
Chicken eggs are not fertilized for Buddhist laymen to eat but in cuckoo situation is entirely different.
They are fully fertilized but their is not enough nests and brood to lay them.

The crow population has gone down drastically.

Why is that?

In Ceylon there is rapid development after war and they chop trees like sandal wood.
Vast stretches of land is now converted to bare land and some of them even lakes are converted into play grounds, especially cricket.

How come this global warming?

It is this "Carbon Dioxide" build up which scientist say causes global warming.
Trees take in CO2 and mop up the excess and when you fell wast stretches of trees there is build up of CO2.

Is it that simple but I thought it is more complicated science than that.

It is all because scientist in the west especially USA make (mockery) a completely absurd distortion to a simple equation and confuse all and sundry.

Is that so, I thought all the scientist are there in America now.

Yes they are "politrics" scientist not political scientist.

So if you grow more trees to nest and there will be more crows nesting and cuckoo will find a brood and I do not have to get involved in this simple matter.

No, No, you have to get involved.

They are cutting more trees to erect pandols for celebrations and this time it is on big scale.
And every tree fell in the name of celebrations (pandols) there are 10 to 20 more trees are down and god only knows who is collecting them and where they are taken to.

I get your point and I will see what I can do for this cuckoo anyway.


By the way you got a big surprise and Maha has read your blog about why you cannot make wine in Kandy and asked me what is this global warming and why yeast cannot survive above 38 C.

He said in heaven there are different yeasts for different climates and he can send some for experiment on earth.

Please don't Sir, our Buddhist monks are meditating to make global warming a reality and when it pass the threshold 38 they will stop meditating.

They bank an this venture to stop alcohol menace in this country and alcohol free world.

If my guess is correct if the temperature goes up by that margin it will effect whole lot of ecosystems isn't it?

Yes yes but they cannot understand that logic when in meditative mode Sir.
In meditation we concentrate only on one pointedness Sir.
All other points are disregarded to keep focus and concentration.

Well in that case I keep my fingers crossed.

What is the surprise Sir.

Maha has decided to give you a Virtual Email and asked me to forward them to him from the Virtual Site if any of them are related to Wine making.

Why?

He is fed up of the types here and somebody has told him that the best wines come from South Africa, after they lost both Cricket and Football World Cups.

It is true Sir, some parts of South Africa are ideal for wine making.

Can I asked you a favour Sir.

Is it possible for me to get some interpretations of my dreams Sir.

Are you mad?
No Sir.
It is Maha Brahma's hobby now.
Till the next Buddha is born he will oblige you but all the connections have to be on Virtual Email.

Will he publish my dreams on heaven.
I do not think so.
Why?
Does he keeps copyrights?
No No.

He keeps you dreaming all the time for his fun and will definitely delays you coming to heaven and having wine with him.

This American theme, "I have a dream" is not a good idea then for earthlings.
That's right my boy!

Definitely not.

You must not dream Like this King of Kosol or Martin Luther King.

You must select few of your bests ones and send me and I will forward them with a note he is very bad at dreaming so that you won't be inundated with request for more.

That way both of us can discuss some other mundane issues.

Mind you all the interpretations are free of charge and do not tell any other earthlings how to get to me or the virtual Email.

I am waiting for a vacation or retirement but my paraya dog instinct tells me it will not be for eons.

In any case his interpretation are pretty good and they keep me amused too.

OK then I will be posting few of my dreams soon and try all my best to curtail dreaming, perhaps with some wine.

Many thanks for your kind gesture on Wesak.

See you soon with interpretations.
Dream well but less for your own well being!