Thursday, April 14, 2016

New Year One Liners

Only a Sri-Lankan would enjoy these one liners.
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1. No Hair on Konda Kavum

2. No (coconut) Coir in Pol Pani
 

3. Dead ants (on full tommy) on  Kithul Treacle
 

4. Tooth stuck on a Krispy  Kokis
 

5. New Rupee coin stuck in a Mung Kavum
 

6. Politician fallen sleep in a Kotta Pora
 

7. Prime Minister Oiling a Grease Tree

8. President singing Nelum Kavi dressed in loin cloth
 

9. Astrologer stolen Maru (or Sankramana) Grahaya
 

10. Pickpocket picking an empty pocket in Nona Gathaya